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 Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:31 pm
Gai, He'll make me dress up in that gay looking jumpsuit. gonk
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:37 pm
I would be able to handle gai as my father, why too weird!!!!!!!!!!1
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:52 pm
I would have to say Gai or Lee. That would be creepy.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:53 pm
they wouldn't be good parents because to me because:
---lee is a weirdo and a crazy psychopath
---shino: I have phobia 4 bugs!!! not cool ninja
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:01 pm
gonk could one really imagine lee as their father?!!! Shiver!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:17 pm
lol mine would be Shino cuz... it would be really weird if my dad doesn't talk at all and just stares at things all mysteriously with a sunglasses on in every occasions xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:48 pm
Shino! He creeps the hell outta me....he's always standing off to the side lookin' at people through those Creeper Glasses of his....
::shiver:: I'd never be able to look at him!
((On an opposite note: I'd love to have Iruka as my father!~))
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:26 am
I wouldn't want Jiraya as a father because he's a crazy pervert
Also, Orochimaru because he reminds me to much of Michael Jackson
Rock Lee, because he's just weird.
And i wouldn't wan Ino as a mom because she's psychotic and annoying
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:35 am
Rock Lee, he's already too much like my dad anyways...
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:08 am
i wouldn't want hidan as a parent---i'd probably be sacrificed when i was born or taught to be creepy/religious like him
and i wouldn't want tsunade as a mother---way too intimidating!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:49 am
_xXBook Of MagesXx_ I'd hate to have Orochimaru as a dad cause:
Oro: Hey child let's play a game *licks tongue*
Me: huh? What is it daddy?
Oro: It's call the Michael Jackson Game!
Me: What's that?
Oro: Well you have to be naked with daddy and then daddy will stick his **** in your ****/****** (boy and girl...)
Me:....
I'd hate Sasuke too:
Me: Daddy, daddy are you GAY?!
Sakura: W-wait WHAT?!
Sasuke: No, I'm married to your mom.
Sakura: Y-yes dear
Me: Then why is there pics of you having sexs with the Hokage uncle Naruto?
Sasuke: The life is full of pain, mistakes and death deal with it.
Me:...emo...
Sakura: I'M DIVORCING YOU!!!
Sasuke: Hn..whatever.
I'd be okay with Gaara, Chouji, or Shikamaru as my dad, and Hinata as my mommy! whee As you can tell I'm lazy..*yawn*
Edit: I shall add on.
Me: Hey mom =D
Ino: LET'S GO SHOPPING AND RAISE FLOWERS!!
Me:......
Me: Sorry mom I didn't mean to...
Sakura: SHANNARO!! [-Beats me to a bloody pulp-] Oops...
Me: Child...abuse...[-Faints-]
Me: Daddy what are we having for breakfast?
Naruto: RAMEN!
Me: YAY NEMAR! NEMAR! NEMAR!!!
Naruto:...Nani?
Me: Ramen, backwards. >.>
Naruto: COOL =D
3 days Later a child was found dead..eating ramen
Me: DADDY YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD AGAIN! =O
Chouji: Eheheheh sorry couldn't help it
Me: I WANT TO BE PLEASINGLY PLUMP TO YA KNOW! >B
Chouji:...
Me: Goodnight Mommy
Tenten: Night!
Me: [-Lays down on bed-] ITAI!! [-Pulls out 100 kunais-] .......
Me:...dad..
Kiba:...?
Me: I hate dogs..
Kiba: I'M NOT RELATED TO YOU!!
Me: [-Scream-] GET THE BUGS AWAY, GET THE BUGS AWAY! crying
Shino:........
Me: OMG I'M HALF SHARK!!! =O
Kisame: Dear please don't insult your Mother [Mother is human]
Me:......Riight..
Me: Wait...how did dad and mom...?
Sasori:...Don't ask.
Me: Hey dad why do you look like a girl?
Deidara: I do not yeah
Me: Is that a yes or no?
Deidara: No yeah
Me: So it's a Yeah?
Deidara: No yeah
Me: A forget you!
Deidara: SHUT UP YEAH!
Me: I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT
Deidara: [-Blows me up-]
Me: Hey uh dad
Itachi:....[-Stabs-]
Me: Hi..dad?
Hidan: YOU MUST PRAY TO GOD! WORSHIP GOD!!
Me: I'm a Buddhist..
Hidan:.........DIE! AT THE HANDS OF GOD!!!!
Me: Hey dad I just got me a Wii
Kukuzu: You wasted money of THAT? YOU GET OUT
Me:....?
wahahahah! rofl cool!!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:43 am
idk who i would hate to have as a daddy, oh Choji uh i dont think i could handle him eating everything lol since im small and dont eat much lol, i would Kiba, kakashi, Jiryha ( i know i spelled it wrong) the hokage would be interesting lol, i would love to have Hinata or tusnade lol she would rock lol rofl
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:46 am
ewwwww gai or lee would scare me i would wanna kill myself
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:44 am
The least parents:
1.) Orochimaru- Obvious reasons actually, he's gay, like Michael Jackson, and he creeps me out.
2.) Jiraya- Still obvious reasons. Pervert
3.) Kakuzu- Be in budget all the time; wouldn't let me buy a Wii.
4.) Sakura- An annoying mom wouldn't be so great. stare
5.) Ino- (Same as Sakura)
6.) Iruka- Too lame! stare
7.) Hidan He'd make me pray all day, do some lame rituals and stuff, something like that.
8.) Gai/Rock Lee- Obvious Reasons. Duh! stare
Awesome Parents:
1.) Gaara- He's an awesome parent! A kickass one too! xp
2.) Shikamaru- A lazyass dad! He wouldn't care if I even failed my report card...I think.
3.) Kakashi- The laid-back one! That would be cool! 3nodding
...Others would be quite fine. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:27 am
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