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 Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:00 pm
Two words: foreign objects. gonk
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:05 pm
They had metal hooks! I did not know if we were going fishing, having a romantic night, or reenacting hellraiser 6! gonk
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:59 pm
Made me play Chewbacca in the bedroom games - come one! I can understand Slave Leah, but Chewy?!
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:01 pm
Slept with my friend, John. (He's the one with the wookiee fetish)
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:06 pm
Hid all my books until I gave him a lobe massage.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:13 pm
Dressed up as a schoolgirl assassin but refused to let me be the naughty teacher.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:01 pm
Kept blabbing my profession to all and sundry and it was either kill him to protect him or divorce him to protect him (the second one made more sense).
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:03 pm
Kept trying to kill me to protect me but I would not die. So I had to divorce her to stop the headaches from all the lead building up in my skull.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:06 pm
I divorced him cuz he divorced me first!
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:07 pm
I divorced her for saying "cuz."
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:09 pm
He was overly critical of my writing when I was a little bit sleepy. xp
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:11 pm
She did not take to my use of alternatives to typing when she's sleepy.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:15 pm
He confused me. Simple as that. xd
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:42 pm
I have no idea, but it scared me and it was pneumatically driven.
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