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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:16 pm

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Erik: *slides his Phantom Techno CD into his black Stereo. Immediately the lights dim and black lights and a classic raver scene appears. Bright lights are everywhere, and Erik (Glowsticks in hand) starts dancing and going crazy*

Adding to that. . . .

Erik:Ladies and gentleman,
Raoul:Ladies and gentleman,

Erik:This is a Jazze Phizal (Jazze Phizal)
Raoul: productshizzle,

Erik:Missy (Missy),
Raoul:The princess is here,
CHRISTINE!

OK, sad and pathetic, but here's my other attempt: (alos sad an pathetic)

Erik:Call me up, I'm your girl,
The toughest chick in the alien world,
Ain't got time for pink and lace,
This girl's built for outer space!

Atomic Erik is a fighting girl!
Atomic Erik gonna rock your world!
Atomic Erik, 'tomic Erik...

Atomic Erik, a galactic girl!
Atomic Erik, gonna save the world!
Atomic Erik, 'tomic Erik...
(Atomic Erik reporting for duty!)

I'm expecting flames for this. xd

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:54 pm

toomuchmanga

Erik:Call me up, I'm your girl,
The toughest chick in the alien world,
Ain't got time for pink and lace,
This girl's built for outer space!

Atomic Erik is a fighting girl!
Atomic Erik gonna rock your world!
Atomic Erik, 'tomic Betty...

Atomic Erik, a galactic girl!
Atomic Erik, gonna save the world!
Atomic Erik, 'tomic Erik...
(Atomic Erik reporting for duty!)

I'm expecting flames for this. xd

Ppffttt.... ohmygawd. I've never seen that show and it's still funny. XD

Erik: Christine...?
Christine: ..........yes?
Erik: Does this dress make my hips look big?
Christine: I don't think what I'm seeing is your hips, Erik.
Erik: ...Oops! Silly short skirts....

Nadir: You wanna know WHY I'm not in any of the movies of the musical? BECAUSE I GOT PLASTIC SURGERY AND TURNED INTO THIS! *rips off face to reveal Madame Giry* Hah!
Erik: ....waitasecond. If you're Mme. Giry, then.... OH DEAR GOD!! I watched a transvestite shower!
Meg: Oh my god you watched my Mom shower!?
Raoul: OH MY GOD MY TOENAIL JUST BROKE!
All Except Raoul: .......
Raoul: Whut I say?

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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:28 am

Basically, if Erik ever said the word "Silly" in any context I would burst out laughing. I just cannot picture him saying that.
Though I never expected him to call- who was it, Raoul or the Persian?- a "great big booby". THAT caught me off guard. ^_^ Even though it was a dramatic moment I started laughing...

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:29 am

Erik *looking in the miro* " I fell pritty oh so pritty!" blaugh

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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:40 am

Erik: You know, I never really like opera. -starryeyed- What I REALLY wanted to do was direct.

Joel Shumacher (the director of the new movie for those of who do don't know): -face palm- But I made is sexxxxyyy.

Don't forget Joel's weird Southern Californian stoned surfer accent! whee

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:53 am

Erik: *tapdance* Tea for two and two for tea.....

*Raoul and Nadir in the tourture chamber*
Raoul: It's getting hot in here! So take off--
Nadir: *slaps Raoul* No! Bad Raoul!

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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:56 am

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*Raoul and Nadir in the tourture chamber*
Raoul: It's getting hot in here! So take off--
Nadir: *slaps Raoul* No! Bad Raoul!

*snerk*

Erik: Christine...*stares at her for a moment before bursting into laughter* I'm sorry! I just can't do it!
Christine: What?! Is there something on my face? I promise I shaved this morning!
Erik:... eek

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:09 pm

Jurori Songwind

Basically, if Erik ever said the word "Silly" in any context I would burst out laughing. I just cannot picture him saying that.
Though I never expected him to call- who was it, Raoul or the Persian?- a "great big booby". THAT caught me off guard. ^_^ Even though it was a dramatic moment I started laughing...

He called Nadir a 'great booby'. Though I can say I can see him calling Raoul one, too.

Erik: Nadir, you're a booby!
Nadir: .....*bursts into tears* Why must you be so MEAN?!

Christine: Don't you love it that women in the 1800s didn't shave anything? LOOKIT MY HOBBIT FEET!
(I call any hairy foot Hobbit feet. Yay for Lord of the Rings.)

Erik: *stroking the Papier Mache Musical Box* My Precioussss....
('Nother LotR tribute)

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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:03 pm

Erik: I'm gonna sing the doom song now; doom doom de doom doom doom doom doom doom doom (etc.) ((Hooray for Invader Zim tributes))

Raoul: *to Nadir* what kind of tourture chamber is this. No getting tied up? No spanking? THIS IS TOURTURE!!!!!!
Nadir: Erik has that kind of tourture chamber but it's only reserved for close friends...hee hee whee

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:48 pm

Kitsune Ookami

Erik: I'm gonna sing the doom song now; doom doom de doom doom doom doom doom doom doom (etc.) ((Hooray for Invader Zim tributes))

Yes! Erik and the doom song basically go hand in hand.

and I'm so glad to see this was made a sticky ^.^

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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:02 pm

Psst... that was me. I have da power! ninja

And all I have to do is accept these Join Requests!

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:50 pm

Introducing_emy

oh god those are hilarious. I had to throw this one in.

Erik: [to Christine] Come over here and ride the E-train! *spank*

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh!! You totally made my night. I feel the need to draw a picture depicting that! blaugh When I get the chance, I'll post it. LOL Thank you so much!! :hands you a medal:

heart heart heart

~Olivia~

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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:50 pm

To Bevin: Dude. Hilarious picture of Gambino in the half mask. It scared me when it first loaded, but then I got a good giggle out of it. Where did you get that image anyhow?

Chorus: Masquerade~--

Some guy in crowd: *rips one*

Erik: *just entering* Holy crap! What smells like dead?

Christine *walks by*
Carlotta *foot out*
Christine: *face plant*
Carlotta: Meewhehehe Silly blonde watch where you're going
Erik: *sneaks up behind and cuts off her head*
Silly Spanish b***h. Watch where your fat head is going! ^^

(that was a convo between me and Painted_black. We both have no lives. XD )

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:46 am

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Erik: Look Christine, I'M NAKED!!!! xd *runs through opera house with nothing else but his mask and black socks*
Christine: eek
Erik: So Christine, how do you like this sexy hunk of man? Personally, I think I am too hot to be stopped.
Christine: I know not of who you are, you hunk of man. My name is...uh...Ami! Yes, Ami, you have the wrong prima donna~!
Erik: oh. Well then. LOOK AMI I'M NAKED!! xd
Christine: gonk Help me somebody, DON'T KEEP ME DOWN HERE WITH HIM!!!

xd xd xd *gasping for breath* *falls off chair, laughing hysterically* OH. DEAR. GOD!!!

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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:50 am

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Erik: *trying to use a computer* ...I have no idea why they call this clicker-thing a mouse. It looks more like someone's liver... *IM box pops up with the little bell sound* HOLY CRAP MY COMPUTER'S POSSESSED!! ....wait, what's this box with words in it? .."rofl lyke hi erki!1111!1!1one".. Dear Lord, who taught Mme. Giry to type like that?!
*another IM box pops up* !! Yeesh, these things are freaky... "im gunna keel u, j00 st00pid phantom"... Okay, how do you block this thing? ..Hey, look, a Fop Blocker*! *click* No more of that!
Computer: YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
Erik: AAIIEEEEE!! *runs away from computer*

(* Fop Blocker. Like spam blocker, only it blocks fops. No more annoying little bed-wetters will ever IM you again! that's $199.95, get it while the De Chagny line still exists.)

eek xd xd xd xd *immediately digs out $200*

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