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 Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:42 pm
seph's couldn't be chilldhood:
sephiroth; i shall rule the world!!
cloud; not after ur nap u wont
seph; but im not tired!
cloud; bed time, now
seph; aww man, well, i guess ill play later *waves to captured people chained to wall.**skips off to house*
cloud; sorry, he gets cranky if he dosent have one, but ill make sure to have him come back an play some more.
>.< not funny, i know........but it works
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:16 pm
Tatsuha_Uesugi Cloud: *dancing in pink dress* Lookit me! I got a pretty pretty pink dress! I'm a pretty lady! heart 3nodding Pretty pretty DANCING! Pretty pretty DANCING! xd *gives noogies*
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:49 pm
Announcer guy: And welcome back to Pimp My Chocobo
Barret: Okay team we need ideas to put on Cloud's Chocob
Vincent: Lets put a laser cannon on its chest so it can crush aanyone who stands in its way and a heart as black as coal
Barret: Yea you do that
Cid: I know lets put hydrolics on it
Barret: How do you put Hydrolics on a Chocobo
Cid: Well step one you....
Barret: Don't answer that
Cid: Okay then lets put a smoothie machine on it and a Flat screen 10" TV
Barret: The TV can work but why a smootie machine?
Cid: Duh incase the Chocobo gets thirsty
Barret: can we cut to a comercial
Announcer Guy: and we'll be right back
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:15 pm
*There are two graves one says Cloud Strife and the Other Says Aerith Gainsberg (or however you spell it)
Vincent: I can't believe they're gone I'm just so happy
Yuffie: Why god why did they have to die witth their precious materia
Cloud: what the hell are you 2 talking about
Yuffie: Cloud!! eek
Vincent: Your Alive? eek
Cloud: of course I am I was mearly napping
Vincent: But how the hell did you get out of your grave? i covered it in cement and chained it up just in case you turned into a zombie hellbent on eating everyone of your friends brains
CLoud: theres one flaw in your plan
Vincent: What?
Cloud: You left me my spoon
Vincent: No eek
Cloud: Yes I ate my way out, the brown dirt tasted like a blueberry muffin and the cement was like Sour candy, and the chains were a licorice rope
*ghostly image of Aerith appears
Aerith ghost: Cloud i have come back with a warni......
*Vincent starts shooting Aerith's ghost and kills her*
Yuffie: What the hell you just killed Aeirth's ghost
Vincent: That wasn't Aerith it was old man Cid
Cid: Thats right it was me, and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddiling kids
Tifa: I have an announcment everyone me and Red XIII are getting married and there is nothing you can do about it French speaking Cait Sith
Cait Sith *in french*: But Tifa you promised your love to me
*Sephiroth appears exept with bling bling and gangsta style and he has a tank with hydrolics
Sephiroth: You what up dawgs i back from da dead to kill yall, tak your gil, and take your women
Vincent: This is madness am I high or soemthing
*Vincent wakes up
Vincent: It was just a dream a horrible horrible dream
Cait SIt *in French*: Yes just a Dream OR WAS IT!?!
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:41 pm
Aeris: ...I gotta take a DUMP!
... gonk
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:23 pm
Marlene( says to Barret): What chu talkin bout willis?
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:55 am
Sephiroth: I hate leather!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:10 pm
*Barret seeing Jenova*
Barret: Holy hell! where's its $#^%$@! head!.......looks kinda sexy
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:12 pm
*Cait Sith looking at a moogle*
Cait Sith: Hey it kinda looks like a baby....
Get in mah bellay!!!!!!!
Baby the other other white meat!
Baby Its whats for dinna!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:24 pm
Tifa: Cloud, let's make out to pass time by. ^_^
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:19 pm
Cid: *listening to a Walkman*
Cloud: *strolls up* Watcha listening t-
Cid: Megadeath.
Cloud: Okee *turns around and trots off to do squats or something*
Cid: *strokes Walkman* It's okay Michael Bolton, my heart isn't ashamed to love you...
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:53 am
Rktikfox Cid: *listening to a Walkman* Cloud: *strolls up* Watcha listening t- Cid: Megadeath. Cloud: Okee *turns around and trots off to do squats or something* Cid: *strokes Walkman* It's okay Michael Bolton, my heart isn't ashamed to love you... LMAO! That's funny! Go you! xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:02 am
Vincent: *doing sit-ups* Let's see whose gonna be popular with the boys NOW, TIFA!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:49 pm
Sephiroth: >.< Aeris!!!!! -Glomps and huggles-
Aeris: -Peeks at Sephiroth through a bush and giggles like a school girl-
Barret: Cloud makes my boxers tight e.e
Cloud: Tifa looks like my mom =S
Yuffie: ******** I need a smoke... x.x
Vincent: Cheese is good... -Eees and jumps on Tifa and hides in her boobs-
Cid: Get the hell outta my ship Nanaki!!!
Nanaki: Dog food is good... o.o;
Tifa: Reno makes me wanna run and drown Cloud in the lifestream... >.<
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:39 pm
(cloud and red lost in deep forest)
red: Hey cloud i think im lost
cloud: How can you get lost your a dog thingie
red: sweatdrop Ya about that......
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