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Our sousa section kinda has only one inside joke as far as I know. And I dont really like it cause it involves me getting hurt someway or the other. It all started in our June camp at the school and we were going into the main band hall. To get there we have to go through two doors and the first door is kinda hard to open but swing open really fast. I was standing on the other side when someone pushed it open and it hit me in the knee. Ya, ever since then we all have a laugh everytime I get hurt. Specially when I hit my head on the shelf right above my space in the locker.

1) "Make them throw babies!" Basically a description of how excited an audience should be because of us. :XP:

2) "Ziek-" "LINE!" Random thing started by trumpets to get us in a perfect line.

3) "TURKEYS!" Random director exclamation/noun/thing.

More will be added later.... ninja

Well, There was this one senior that was like, JESUS at playing the trumpet. Somehow, he then got the nickname jesus.

Then one of the raphic design kids in band photoshopped his head and a few other gifted kids (along with our two directors) heads on the the painting of the last supper.

We still have it hanging on the white board.

Oh that and the banana song. When the band was in England every marching band but them had a chant to start off their march. So.... Our band made one up!

oooh, i have a whole new batch from band camp. : D


"..Are you kidding me?"
so we were at the first campfire and our bd's having this moment with us about seniors and their last year and such and it's quiet and all of a sudden a kid next to me farts and my friend goes "..are you kidding me? george, what are you doing?" it was hilarious.

T.F. Stumpy
that's the name we gave the camp director of the camp we went to this year. the t.f. stands for tree ******** because the way he wore his pants and whatnot looked like he was a lumberjack and such.

Food nazi
the name we gave the food staff guy because he was always like "you have NOT been dismissed!" and always bitched about us being "chaotic".

"Big ole ******** cupcakes!"
we were sitting around outside at night talking and adam was like "what if tree ******** just hopped out of a tree and went "BIG OLE ******** CUPCAKES" and ran off into the woods?"

The Bra Brigade
the girls in my cabin had a habit of going around in our bras during freetime and such because it was always so hot.

Boonenbush
ahahha, so apparently this kid has a lot of pubic hair and his last name begins with boonen, so we added bush to the end.

Rape kill pillage and burn
every time we were about to go to a set the trumpets (my section cool ) would do this little rap "rape--kill--pillageandburn, rapekillpillageandburn, EAT BABIES"

Kayla moments
kayla's boob popped out in the cabin and then she got into the shower with her underwear still on.

"Gives a whole new meaning to doggy style"
we said that the food nazi ******** chihuahuas and that one of the other staff members dressed up in a dog suit for him.

"What's that word I'm looking for?" "SHUT UP"
our b.d. was going around asking every section "what's the word i'm looking for?" and we were supposed to scream ENERGY! but when it came down to the trumpets all of us were silent and justin just screamed "SHUT UP". lmfao, it was the best thing ever.

"We're burning a cross!"
at the last campfire we burned like a scarecrow and it looked like a cross and we were at a methodist camp.

"My sick kidney"
megan had kidney stones at band camp.

"SOMEONE s**t ON THE COATS!"
everyone would just randomly say that during rehearsals. idk why.

"These brownies are NUTS!"
so food nazi was like "there are nuts in these brownies, kids" and just kept repeating it so i took a brownie and shoved it in my friends face and said "these brownies are nuts! absolutely insane!"

Alex literally bites the dust
one of the flute players, alex, had to run a lot of laps one day for swearing, and he was pissed off and running back when he tripped and fell face first onto the field. it was hilarious.

"Omg! I knew he was gay!"
--One on our drum instrusters looks EXCATLY like Lance Bass and we all thought he seemed gay. When one of the snare players brought in the People mag, that was what we said.

"Not again!"
--So far the drumline (wee!) has broken 5 sticks and the season hasen't even started! We've been reduced to using mallet percussion sticks.

"Do a little dance!"
--After every pratice the drumline stays for about a minute before getting in a nice line. We then walk back to the band room dancing in a line and playing our made up cadence (sp?). It's so awsome.

"We gotta be on the top shelf!"
--Naturally, we wanna be the best percussion and win lots of awards, so we gotta be on the top shelf! 3nodding

"I blew ur mom!"
--When we were praticing on the field, someone drives by and yells "F***ing band fags!" and our tuba yells back. "I blew your mom!"

"God damn!"
--The drumline met up with the rest of the band while they were learning new dots and the staff members were yelling at us to hurry up and find our spots. We learn a few more dots, but are having a hard time remembering them (cuz we're like learning 5 every 3 min and it sucks) When the staff members yell at us again, the 2nd bass yells back. "Give us 5 friggen minutes! God damn!" Ahh that was great.

More to come, I'm sure ^^

The pit makes shirts covered with their inside jokes xd

1. "Learn to control your cymbal, my boy! Crime-a-diddly!" -Peter, percussion instructor.

2. BBMT (Brokeback Mountain) Boys make me laugh. (The two tenor players were running together in step, one without a shirt, one with a cowboy hat xd )

3. My shirt won't leave my pants!

4. Not the ding-ding!

5. I am Jesus!

6. Your toe is GOD!

7. I'm not a dude sayer!

8. Don't drink diet food!

9. In the Saharra Desert - UPS guy - Here's your music stand.

D'Andre as a zebra - I'm a f@#$ing zebra. What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

10. Breeze from Godland!

11. Excuse me, I am a sailboat.

12. What's that magical thing that spits balls?

13. Solve Lora Infernis!

14. Don't make me laugh, I'm writing on my stomach!

15. Lewie revisited on crack!

16. Eat my stereo!

17. That guy looks like garbage! By the way, I lost 2 teeth...

18. Josh needs grease.

19. I'm the band director's daughter (Fun times for me) and I was talking with D'Andre, and he asked me if, at dinner, Mr. D (the director/dad) made us eat in time. xd Bite one! Chew two! Swallow three! Bite one! Chew two! Swallow three! etc.

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