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 Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:30 pm
Superior Jazz Granted. But it's so clean, the government seals it, and you need to find a new house. I wish for a falling star would hit me. Granted, but Tom Cruise is rather heavy. You break a few bones. I wish I would lose all my pounds!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:44 pm
Granted. You lose all your weight and become... nothing. You no longer exist. Suckage.
I wish gas prices would go down.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:27 pm
Granted, but food costs and rent go up so much that you can no longer live to so you die
I wish hell if i know
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:29 pm
Granted. you do know hell. but its really freakin hot down there so as much as we would all LOVE to go to hell, you melt into a puddle of goop!
I wish I didn't weigh so bloody much.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:42 pm
Wiccan Clarinet Granted. you do know hell. but its really freakin hot down there so as much as we would all LOVE to go to hell, you melt into a puddle of goop! I wish I didn't weigh so bloody much. Granted, your blood weighs nothing, and, infact, has completely dissappeared. Without hemoglobin your cells cant respirate, and you die from asphyxiation. I wish I could go to Italy.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:09 pm
Granted, you go to Italy, but spend your entire time waiting in line to see the damn Coloseum, and get a really shitty tour guide (Just like I got!).
I wish I ruled the world.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:25 pm
Lethkhar Granted, you go to Italy, but spend your entire time waiting in line to see the damn Coloseum, and get a really shitty tour guide (Just like I got!). I wish I ruled the world. Granted, but I overthrow you and feed you to the wolves. I wish I had wolves.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:54 pm
Granted, but they get rabies and you never keep them fenced up. They eat you alive until they see a little kid, who they go and tear apart. The police are called, the wolves are euthanised, and you're stuck in prison missing all of your limbs for the rest of your life getting regularly raped by your cellmate because you were encaging wolves and you made them attack the poor youngster.
I wish there were good movies in the theaters nowadays.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:41 pm
Granted, but the ticket prices keep going up until you can't afford them.
I wish I had some good wholesome food to eat.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:53 pm
Granted. Everything comes in whole form. Including the cows and chickens and pigs and fish and ostrich and bison and quail and whatever else you may eat. So you get to slaughter innocent animals for your meal. Instead of just getting a ready to cook package... like steak.
I wish there was food (ready to cook form) here at my house.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:04 pm
Granted, but the food is poisoned and you drop dead.
I wish I could lose weight easier. (btw this is my first post in this thread)
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:57 pm
Chibi Alien Monster I wish I could lose weight easier. Granted. However, now you gain weight easier, also I wish I had some calamari.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:06 pm
Lanie_Nightshade Chibi Alien Monster I wish I could lose weight easier. Granted. However, now you gain weight easier, also I wish I had some calamari. Granted. Just not cooked. RAWR 8({O}) I wish I was 18 already.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:37 am
Granted. You are 18 minutes old, and no one has realized it. You are forgotten, and you die.
I wish I had a nickel.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:20 pm
Granted. However, you slip on it, hit your head, and die. pwnzrde.
I wish the grapes I'm eating right now tasted better.
And hey, ChibiAM, didn't you donate five hundred gold to me before?
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