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 Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:40 am
Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most.
--From trailer of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
(MUST SEE!)
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:38 pm
*charges into the room*
person: what do you want
robot: we sir....
person: i'm a woman
robot: ouch
(sorry i dont remember the names)
-from robots
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:57 pm
*totally sobbed when lavitz died*
friend: *huffy tone* kerri, you're such a dork!
me: *singsong voice* i know i am, but what are you?
friend: @_@
zoolander: moisture is the essence of wetness... and wetness is the essence of beauty...
oh there are so many from that movie, i just can't remember them all...
dodgeball: nobody makes me bleed my own blood! nobody!
dodgeball: here at globo gym, we're better than you, and we know it!
dodgeball: *white goodman is listing off his purple cobra team members* blade, lazer, blazer...
that's a special movie... i love mystery men too...
Waffler in MM: I'm the Waffler! golden and crispy, bad guys are histr'y, WAFFLEMAN!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:02 pm
Leland: You have made wonderful, progress, Harley. By this time tomorrow, you will be released, sane as ever.
Harley: (jumps up in excitement and performs a "happy dance") Whoopee! Yeah! Yay, yay, yay! (composes herself) I mean, thank you, Dr. Leland.
Leland: That's all right. You have every reason to be proud of yourself.
Scarecrow: (from outside the door) Unhand me!
Leland: (standing up) I just wish some of our other inmates would make your type of progress...
Scarecrow: (is unmasked as Professor Jonathan Crane and is being brought in by Batman and Robin) I am the Master of Fear, the Lord of Despair! Cower before me and witness terror!
Harley: (as they pass by) Hi, Professor Crane.
Scarecrow: (calmly) Good evening, Child. (to Batman) Worship me, you fools! Worship me! (is handed over to the orderlies) Scream hosannas of anguish to Scarecrow, the all-terrible God of Fear! (the orderlies take him away)
Robin: I think he's getting better.
-"Harley's Holiday"
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:51 am
I dont normally quote myself but I had to this time
"dude your mom is awesome, she kicked cancers butt, took it home and nursed it back to health, then kicked its butt again!" `me talking to a freind whose mother defeated cancer a long time ago
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:38 pm
Anti underage drinking person at Ren Faire(AUDPRF): *walks over to me who is on drinking from her tankerd during a lull in the crowd* What is that?
ME: *lowers almost empty tankerd* What?
AUDPRF : That in your hand *gestures towards my cup*
ME: confused stare 3nodding It's my tankerd*weird look, slow nodds*
AUDPRF: scream Yes I no what it is but whats in it*angry tone*
ME: *scared; backs away* Water
AUDPRF: can I see*more calmly but like she doesn't believe me*
ME: *letts her take a good long look*
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:09 pm
that is funny... i was accused of drinking because i had a beer cup one time. i didn't do it though i promise
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:35 pm
LOL! blaugh neither do I the girl thought I was lyeing to her. I promise i've not touched alcohol or ever conchisely drank it. Once my uncle cooked some chicken in the stuff and did not tell me though sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:52 pm
Ledgend Of Dragoon Rocks!!!! ^.^ That's like, one of my favorite quotes, at first I thought I was alone caus' no one at school really knew what I was talking about ((yet all the people I know are complete idiots (seriously))). But, anyways.
Sister: That Idiot...He Killed Me!!
Me: ((having no clue what was going on)) *pokes* you don't look dead to me *continues poking*
Sister: Stop Poking Me!!
^(don't quite quote me on that caus' I'm not sure if that's exactly how it goes...but something verry simular to it).
Friend: You'r stupid
Me: No, I'm blonde
Friend: And your point is....?
Me: errr... Guess How Many Walls I Ran Into Today?!?!
Friend: *blink**blink*
Me: THREE!!
Friend: *blink**blink*
Me: *Walks away**runs into another wall*
^ I seriously didn't mean to run into that wall...
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:57 pm
"I have a liking for ceilings and dark corners." -N
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:49 pm
Elven blade weilder Once my uncle cooked some chicken in the stuff and did not tell me though sweatdrop I'm not sure, but I think that's okay. Doesn't cooking something with alcohol in it take the alcohol out of it?
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:40 am
yeah its okay to cook with alcohol. Basicky when you cook with beer or wine or whatever the alcohol boils off. Besides Jackdaniels barique ribs rock!
okay on to a quote
"Thanks boston! you rooooccck!!!"
~ zorak from space ghost
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:03 am
LEGEND OF DRAGOON i thought no one, but me had played that... i still cant believe it.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:55 pm
Marzipan: There there now, it's not that bad. Everyone thinks I'm a broom.
Homestar: You're not a broom?!?!
--Homestar Runner
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:58 pm
Nightmare1 Leland: You have made wonderful, progress, Harley. By this time tomorrow, you will be released, sane as ever. Harley: ( jumps up in excitement and performs a "happy dance") Whoopee! Yeah! Yay, yay, yay! ( composes herself) I mean, thank you, Dr. Leland. Leland: That's all right. You have every reason to be proud of yourself. Scarecrow: ( from outside the door) Unhand me! Leland: ( standing up) I just wish some of our other inmates would make your type of progress... Scarecrow: ( is unmasked as Professor Jonathan Crane and is being brought in by Batman and Robin) I am the Master of Fear, the Lord of Despair! Cower before me and witness terror! Harley: ( as they pass by) Hi, Professor Crane. Scarecrow: ( calmly) Good evening, Child. ( to Batman) Worship me, you fools! Worship me! ( is handed over to the orderlies) Scream hosannas of anguish to Scarecrow, the all-terrible God of Fear! ( the orderlies take him away) Robin: I think he's getting better. -"Harley's Holiday" I was gonna do that and you beat me too it. blaugh Harley! ^ ^
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