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demon_pachabel rolled 1 100-sided dice:
46
Total: 46 (1-100)
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 Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:06 pm
Boobs shouldn't have been a mission hazzard for here! She worked with them all the time!!
Allan talking, on the other hand, she was going to sit and listen to for a while. All of the talk about her kokoro and all. What was her kokoro, anyways? She felt like she should have known that, but......
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Baneful rolled 1 100-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:11 pm
He should have stayed at the bar.
Just as he got up, another melon smacked him right in the tits.
He sighed and just stayed on the sand.
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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
43
Total: 43 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:12 pm
"OH MY GOD, ALLEN, LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!!!" He squealed, angry and upset. He held a free hand over his ear as he attempted to speed walk away from the Sun Lead, who seemed much too insistant on keeping the small blonde from attacking.
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 8
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:15 pm
Senses regathered, Jerry jammed her glasses back up her nose before shouldering Roar once more, blasting through the curling fog with a fresh frustrated war-cry.
HP: 50/50
Damage: 4
Boss HP: 141-4= 137
Charge 3/3, 0/3
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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
31
Total: 31 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:15 pm
Quote: 21 - 40: A watermelon explodes on the ground next to you, pieces of it getting all over your bathing suit and for a second, obscuring your vision. ARG YOU CANT SEE YOU ARE BLINDED FOR LIFE. Oh wait, its just watermelon. You proceed to attack normally. He had wanted watermelon, but no so suddenly, and not all over himself. He was blind from melon. Blind Melon!He wiped the fruity substance from his eyes and ate it, not thinking anything of it. <>"....Oops.."OH WELL!
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 7
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:19 pm
Oh well, it wasn't all that bad. Tasted normal enough. Though he did feel a teeny bit queasy. Damn melons! That mama was gunna get it good! Otto charged again, only to be stopped by his bouncing assets. Ow that hurt.
Dmg: Zip
Charge: 2/3
Boss: 137
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revenant aria rolled 1 100-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:20 pm
Quote: 1-20: A giant watermelon smacks you right in your...melons. Unfortunately even secure thick insulation does not save you from getting winded as you go down. You just need a few seconds to catch your breath is all.
Maybe this was how it felt like when males were hit in their lower abdomen area.
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
59
Total: 59 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:22 pm
Aaaaaah- just as she was about to make another blast, Allan bobbed into her aim. Again. "SIR! PLEASE SAVE SOME OF THAT JUICE FOR AFTER WE KILL THIS THING, SIR!" She wailed. Quote: 41 - 60: You are stopped by Allan(ette) who suddenly decides to take a second to tell you about how you're just hurting the mommy's feelings and how watermelon injustice is cruel and that you must open your kokoro to them. She just keeps on going and going and...
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
74
Total: 74 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:27 pm
With a fresh howl, Jerry went sliding in her attempts to escape Allan. Fortunately, that took the drunken Sun-Lead out of trajectory of Roar's blast, and put the monster in clear view. Quote: 61- 80: You slip on a piece of stray watermelon as you attempt to get closer and fall flat on your face. Noone saw that right? You quickly get up and proceed to attack normally.
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Bilious rolled 8 4-sided dice:
1, 4, 3, 4, 2, 1, 3, 2
Total: 20 (8-32)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:37 pm
Roar was brimming with fear, and Jerry's patience had run thin. Unfortunately her feet had run into more melon rinds, and just as she pulled the trigger to release the bazooka's fear-charged blast, she slipped, sending the explosion skyward with a yelp and an oof.
Fabulous.
She wanted a big pink drink with an umbrella in it.
HP: 50/50
Damage: MISS
Boss HP: 137
Charge -/3, 0/3
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LP rolled 1 100-sided dice:
55
Total: 55 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:39 pm
As Ali tried to help fight she suddenly found her vision gone. There was a moment of flailing and whining, OHGODOHGODOHGOD she couldn't seeeeeee. It took a minute to get the watermelon from her eyes. Oh it was just melon.
Humph. Ali adjusted her bathing suit before charging after the monster again. It would pay for blinding her with melon.
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
14
Total: 14 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:43 pm
Just as Jerry groaned from her shot-gone-awry, she spotted a watermelon flying through the air.... only to slam into her rockin' knockers. Wheezing, she lay back down again. A nice cold appletini... Quote: 1-20: A giant watermelon smacks you right in your...melons. Unfortunately even secure thick insulation does not save you from getting winded as you go down. You just need a few seconds to catch your breath is all.
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LP rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:50 pm
Does she smack it? Nope, Ali sighed flustered as her boobs won again. This was not going well at all, and she didn't really know what else to do. Soo much boobage in the way.
HP: 40/40
DMG: ? - 6 = ?
Boss HP: 137
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
73
Total: 73 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:52 pm
Having regained her breath, Jerry tried to haul herself up to her feet again- only to slip on more melon carcasses, sending herself face planting into the sand again. At least there was an open shot... Quote: 61- 80: You slip on a piece of stray watermelon as you attempt to get closer and fall flat on your face. Noone saw that right? You quickly get up and proceed to attack normally.
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:53 pm
Wham.
That really ******** hurt and Jordan was going to get up and hurt that goddamn monster. As soon as he caught his breath. ... Ow.
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