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 Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:40 am
Because his father wasn't one
Why don't cats wear earmuffs?
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:18 pm
Because they're above wearing earmuffs.
Why are people stupid?
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:18 pm
Because God hates them
Why does Superman not just kill Lex Luther?
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:19 pm
Angels show up...'Cause he just can't quit him.
Why does Batman always recruit teenagers for his sidekick? ...In the strangest places.
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:04 pm
beacuse he cant risk too much paper work if a adult dies
why do Goths like black?
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:06 pm
Because the first goth ran out of pink dye.
Why is Mars red?
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:10 pm
Angels show up...Because the Earth had dibs on Green and Blue
Why do people have skin? ...In the strangest places.
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:29 pm
Because we wanna be pretty.
Why are Barrack Obama's initials B.O.?
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:43 pm
Angels show up...Cause he smells like a baboon
Why do potatoes exist? ...In the strangest places.
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:01 am
They exist because God decided he wanted to try out a new instrument.
Why did my cell phone screen break?
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:33 am
because it's father died
why do we color on paper?
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:35 am
Because we like to get on Myspace and update our status.
Why does my brother cry so much?
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:49 pm
because he is too brave
why do my legs hurt?
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:30 pm
Because Jesus broke them in 1942 B.C.
Why do so many people like Twilight?
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:49 am
Because I'm eating pizza for lunch.
Why is 2012 the "end of the world"?
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