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 Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:03 pm
When i was at school, if the WHOLE class had full attendance for a week we were allowed to go home 5 minutes early on the friday afternoon.
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:14 pm
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
So the fleet manager calls me last week...Georgey she says, u bin done for speedin'...bugga says I.
The details came thru today...it was in Lincolnshire on the A1...i was doing a shockingly dangerous 71 mph.
I remember the day now...there is a fixed camera so i slowed down for it, then speeded up again, came over the brow of a hill and i saw the TW** in a lay-by, i slammed on the anchors down to 60mph and i thought i would be ok, but obviously he had caught me as soon as i came over the hill.
Now the thing is...if i had went thru the fixed camera at 71 it would not have triggered because it can't tell the difference between a car and a van, but the guy in the camera van saw i was going 71 and took a picture because the speed limit for my little van on a dual carriageway is 60mph.
If i had been driving a corsa van, which i was during the week, and i had been going along at 71 and there was a normal corsa next to me doing the same speed or even 79mph (10% + 2mph) i would have been breaking the law and he wouldn't. The only difference being 2 seats in my corsa and 4 in his. The law my friends, is an a** evil
ohhh...AND...LEX VEHICLE LEASING charge a £15 administration fee, so its gonna cost me 75 quid...plus 3 points
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:23 pm
*smacks Geo round the ear*
serves you right!! i notice you haven't mentioned anything about this to the group...
*comtemplates telling a certain other lady named Jackie and wonders if the resulting slap would send Geo flying into next week*
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:32 pm
Khione *smacks Geo round the ear* serves you right!! i notice you haven't mentioned anything about this to the group... *comtemplates telling a certain other lady named Jackie and wonders if the resulting slap would send Geo flying into next week* no she smacks HARD... crying When i got a slap in the mini, i thought it was Jelly who had administered it, but i think even SHE was shocked at the severity (and the sound of it - OUCH!)
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:37 pm
lol i was impressed as is was her left hand, is she right or left handed?
see your average righty is at a disadvantage when it comes to slapping the driver if they're in the back because wherever they sit they can't get a good swing with their stronger arm, next time, you sit in the passenger seat, then everyone else in the car will be able to wallop you freely 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:00 pm
jellysundae everyone else in the car will be able to wallop you freely 3nodding it's a deal 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:08 pm
*shakes head in disbelief*
you weirdo Geo! you saying you want me, Aur and Jackie to beat you up?
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:11 pm
Well it would be interesting to see you try lol
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:24 pm
mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
i think a bit of copy and pasting is in order!!
*trots of to send some email* ninja
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:32 pm
jellysundae lol i was impressed as is was her left hand, is she right or left handed? see your average righty is at a disadvantage when it comes to slapping the driver if they're in the back because wherever they sit they can't get a good swing with their stronger arm, next time, you sit in the passenger seat, then everyone else in the car will be able to wallop you freely 3nodding Shouldn't be hitting the driver anyway, you crazy prats.
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:08 pm
no plural there, only one person slapped him, and he did deserve it as he was in the midst of a fit of male posturing, namely stamping on the accelerator because another driver had annoyed him.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:41 pm
redface its true...i did react badly
GRRRRRRRRRR, i got a letter from work the other day to say my little van had been seen illegally parked (on double yellow lines) in Finchley at 1.49am in the morning! So thats a £100 quid fine and the £15 admin cost from LEX. I was only there for about two minutes and a CCTV camera must have seen me....GRRRR, how do these people sleep at night?!?!?
Luckily work are gonna pay it for me... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:39 pm
they sleep during the day! they're too busy catching you doing illegal things during the night razz
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:23 am
Sounds like you are having a bad time with driving fines sad
Lucky I don't live in the city so less chance of illegal parking.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:39 am
I don't live there either, i just have to work there thru the night... sad
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