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 Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:43 pm
Lummany wants to beat me to death with a stick
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:28 pm
Behatz's heart is a nice caramel center.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:35 pm
Lumanny suckled on a hippo with his twin, Lomunny. They founded the city of Lome.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:20 pm
Behatz's tears are harvested for an Aztec coming of age ceremony every month. I'm told the virgins love it.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:13 pm
To make me cry, Lumanny strokes onions.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:15 pm
Behatz knows he saw one. He knows. He's not crazy. Really. He knows.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:17 pm
Lumanny has been banned from the city of Chichester. He is allergic to the Dutch. He never blinks. He is wanted by the CIA. His urine is used to power Diesel engines. He is probably Arceus/Jesus. He only knows two facts about ducks. And both of them are wrong. He sleeps upside down like a bat. He is worshipped as a God in Papua New Guinea
He appears on high value stamps in Sweden. He can catch fish with his tongue. His testicles are made out of steel. His breath smells of magnesium. He is scared of bells. He naturally faces magnetic north.
His nipples are as big as Music CDs. He has hydraulic legs.
He was brought up in Africa by a herd of Cheetahs. He names all his potted plants Steve. His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:23 pm
(You already did that one.)
Behatz's friend who tore up the rose garden was really his uncle just like he said. His hairy uncle with a big nose who.... yeah.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:09 pm
Last post has been edited...
Lumanny is confused by stairs, his heart ticks like a watch, his voice can only be heard by cats, he was born on Mars, he can see oxygen, he has two sets of knees, he is actually from Bristol and speaks with a heavy West Country accent, his voice is the sound of newborn babies crying, he'll survive the nuclear war, and he will rule the world with the cockroaches, he is the long lost Transformer son of Optimus Prime, and that he transforms into a Fiat Panda when no-one's looking, one of his legs gets longer when he sees a pretty lady, his heart is upside down, his teeth glow in the dark, he has no age, he follows no car culture, he doesn't wear "clothes" and he has a digital face.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:09 pm
Behatz is allergic to time and thus must live with Chuck Norris, where it no longer exists.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:28 pm
If you insert Lumanny's left big toe into the Pope's mouth and twist, a Death Star is created.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:08 pm
Behatz's teeth can be flotation device in the event of an emergency.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:36 am
Lummany is Barack Obama and Buzz Lightyear's lovechild.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:42 am
Behatz is Cukoo for Coco Puffs.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:10 pm
Lumanny's alter ego is Patricia, the warrior queen of Nabooboo.
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