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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:01 pm


Nothing. That is a pradox and not a riddle like:

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?

Wait- No, that one has an answer; the force is redirected.


How about some Cath-22's?

Like in the movie Catch-22. The pilot doesn't want to fly his fighter plane because he's scared to fight. The only way to get out is to say he's insane and et discharged, but to be a fraid to fight is someting an insane person worthy of discharge would not be.

Or better: Major Maor doesn't like people. He tells his assistant tht when Major Major s to say he is out. The people are only to be told he is in once he has left.

And from other TV: People become superstars to get attention, at which point they just want to be treated like normal people.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:27 pm


I never get why people really want to have people watching their every move.......

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:46 pm


They just do. And then they finally achieve this goal and don't want it. rolleyes
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:50 pm


I was suprised when i realized that they even wanted it at one point.

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:27 pm


Some kid who plays good music in his basement wants the fame, fortune, and babes like their heroes have. They work their tail off to get there no mater what and are living the dream after their first big gig when everyone gets them. Ah... heart

Then things turn sour with huge invasions of privacy and 'GET OUTTA MY FACE! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALOOONE?' stuff starts when the Paparazzi mobs you for going to get a bagel and your words are distorted and.. xp
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:48 pm


cause and effect...............don't they ever pay attention in school

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:25 pm


it's tragic, really....
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:33 pm


And didin't they notice how everyone took a serious fall in the end?

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:37 pm


It's a phenomenon that affects every teen without my OCD:

Personal Fable: It'll be different for me; I won't get hurt.


And not EVERYONE falls in the end..

(...Just 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%)


Those who get too big for their britches will be revealed in the end.
-Random
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:55 pm


lol what happened to something known as a proven theory, and Logic(also known as common sense)

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:03 pm


Here's a riddle from a book of mine about the foolish people of Chelm:

If a giant man made up of all the men in the world picked up a giant axe made of all the awes in the world and cut down a giant tree made of all the trees in the world, sending it into a river made of all the rivers in the world, how big a splash would it make?
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:10 pm


Chuck Norris.

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:14 pm


He was too bust counting to infinty for the third time, sorry.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:19 pm


None.

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:23 pm


The book answer: There wasn't one given

My dad's answer: A big one!

Scientific answer: An amount of water equal to the amount f tree(s) mass that fell in the water.
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