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 Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:30 pm
Batgirl: *jumps back in surprise then pulled out a pair of batarangs aimed for his hands* Speaking of what? I don't believe we were speaking of red called mercenaries that suck at trying to kill.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:41 pm
Spider-man: *To pixie, condecending* Go back and play with your barbies, kiddo. *To Gossamer* Um... thank you? But seriously, there are only a few beings that can 'hold their own' against Strange, and I seriously doubt that you're one of them.
Supergirl: Okay... Well, I think it's about time to wrap this up. *flies over to Joker, glaring* Show's cancelled.
Deadpool: *blocks with katannas* No, we weren't talking about- *pauses, finally noticing Supergirl* Oh, Hooker-with-superpowers! I've missed you!
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:52 pm
Batgirl: Thank you supergirl..... *jumps at Deadpools legs then pulls a pocket knife out and stabs it into his leg* oops. *smirks*
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:55 pm
Deadpool: OUCH! *automatically brings swords down toward her neck*
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:10 pm
Batgirl: Gee, I believe you tried this trick already.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:16 pm
Deadpool: *swords split apart, one knocking her legs out from under her, and the other continuing down toward where her stomach would be if she landed. All of this happens at preternatural speed* Really?
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:09 pm
Batgirl: *twists off to the side, using her elbows she hits deadpool behind his left knee* An added..., twist. How exciting.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:53 pm
Pixie: I find that offensive. -snaps her fingers and creates a sharpened edge- You know, I chopped all of my barbie head off when I was little. Wanna see a demo? -grins-
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:42 pm
Deadpool: *allows knee to buckle, but simultaneously brings leg down in axe kick, heel speeding toward Batgirl's head* Was that a pun? Hey! Joker! Batgirl just made a pun! An awful one at that.
Spider-man: Uh uh uh! Joker wants to play his game, and his game needs me alive for at least five rounds, oh generic-psychopath. That, kids, is what grownups call an 'empty threat'. By the way, Purple Pixie? Really? When are you coming out with your new Brats straight to DVD release?
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:50 pm
Sapphire: *head lowered and shaking, trying to stiffle giggles. Both from Spidey's comments and knowing that Gossamer's probably getting ticked.*
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:47 am
Pixie: -glares- you call me a brat or little girl or something ONE MORE TIME and I'll assure you that you will be dead by the end of this round.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:00 pm
Gossamer: *glares back at Sapphire* "No, we can't kill him yet. Though I don't see anything wrong with dismemberment of any kind."
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:05 pm
Pixie: Aw. but can't we just slice off a finger or something? it won't kill him. OR! HIS HANDS! He doesn't need his hands!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:12 pm
Spider-man: Actually, unless either of you knows something about medicine, dismemberment of any kind is a bad idea. Major arteries and all that. By the way, does anybody know any good jokes? No point in asking Joker, because the answer will be 'no'. So... ladies?... Okay, I guess I'll start. *clears throat* A schizophrenic version of Kiera Knightly and a psychopathic Polly Pocket doll walk into a bar...
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:15 pm
Pixie: That's the point Spiderman. You see, if I happen to chop off... say your foot... and you accidently bleed to death... I couldn't be blamed. it'd be your own damn fault for living.
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