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 Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:22 pm
Caitlin Fairchild What? This again. Look he burned down a freaking grill in a book store that just happened to be when I was on a date.
Judge.. Are they allowed to force me continue to rehash on this story? I think the court gets it.
And because I'm bored, everyone is now required to speak in Olde Englysh or become some kind of something of my choosing.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:22 pm
eek
::Frantically flips open his ring and starts reprogramming the translator circuit::
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:24 pm
Forsooth!
*The Bunnies giggle.*
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:24 pm
Caitlin Fairchild *Sighs lightly* In the Green lantern bookstore.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:24 pm
*rolls his eyes and waits with his prisoner*
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:27 pm
Your Honour, I hence this Objection foresooth Before us pithy mortals become longe of tooth I bid thee chide the Defense hence Forthrightly, why suche a detail hath relevance.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:28 pm
Tenzil Kem Your Honour, I hence this Objection foresooth Before us pithy mortals become longe of tooth I bid thee chide the Defense hence Forthrightly, why suche a detail hath relevance.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:29 pm
Yon defense claims that Squite Storm didth disrupt courtship with malice, your honor. He insisteth that he merely wished yon plaintiff top perform his employment duties. Eth.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:30 pm
My Lord, I doth not know how to speak with the tongue of Shakespeare well.
But, I shall try.
Christoper was not in uniform when we were attempted to court.
Tis true that his only uniform is an apron.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:30 pm
*Bambi throws her undergarments at Tenz.*
Thine rhymes art making mine heart doth throb!
*Tony puts his head in his hands and groans*
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:33 pm
::Sighs::
This doth to occur every time I do undertake
a publice appearance to make
The femaile heart doth flutter in twine
Hencewhy I topped Playfem's top 10,000 hunks at number 459.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:37 pm
Matt M Murdock Yon defense claims that Squite Storm didth disrupt courtship with malice, your honor. He insisteth that he merely wished yon plaintiff top perform his employment duties. Eth.
*turns bambi into a small deer*
You may have her again when she's out of my court. I shant let the riffraff throw such tacky garmets upon my floor.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:37 pm
What the heck are these people saying? Where's that damn timebroker. Has he done something to reality?
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:40 pm
Caitlin Fairchild My Lord, I doth not know how to speak with the tongue of Shakespeare well.
But, I shall try.
Christoper was not in uniform when we were attempted to court.
Tis true that his only uniform is an apron.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:43 pm
Thy Honour, as is evidenced in the tape of the incidenteIt was clearly stated to Storm as he hath wente That mine Cliente was not on his duties that fortnighte And a request for Master Storm to abandon his sighte. Again, the Plaintiff doth humbly request at the Defense To please hasten the pointe of true relevance.
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