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 Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:41 pm
hagrid is down at the pub, and a stranger is offering him a dragon egg
hagrid: why would i want this? dragons are so lame!
lol, this one=dumb but whatever
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:19 pm
Vernon Dursley: "Oh Harry, we just love you sooo much! Unlike our stupid son, Dudley."
Aunt Petunia- "I just hate that Fat little boy! Groupe hug, with my good family!"
Headwig zooms around the room, chased by a mouse.
Headwig= "SQUEEK!!!"
Harry> SHUTUP YOU STUPID BIRD!!! cheese_whine
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:13 pm
Harry, "Voldemort is like the father i never had"
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:33 pm
Hermione: Forget about House Elf rights *throws S.P.E.W badge across the Gryffindor Common Room* Dobby can rot in the streets for all I care! eek
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:46 am
Virgo Odyssey Voldemort: *dances the Funky Chicken*
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:47 am
Velma-Kelly88 Vernon Dursley: "Oh Harry, we just love you sooo much! Unlike our stupid son, Dudley." Aunt Petunia- "I just hate that Fat little boy! Groupe hug, with my good family!" Headwig zooms around the room, chased by a mouse. Headwig= "SQUEEK!!!" Harry> SHUTUP YOU STUPID BIRD!!! cheese_whine
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:49 am
daniel_radcliffe_luvr Voldemort: Harry can er hurry up with final battle thing?? Harry: Why?? Voldemort: Cause if I win, I have to go home to my wife. Harry: You have a wife?!?! Who in there right mind would marry you?!?! Voldemort: For your information my wife is your mother. Harry: My mother!!! Voldemort: Yup! So I really dont want to kill my step-son. Harry:*screams to the sky while falling on knees* WHY MOM WHY?!?!?!
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:53 am
Voldemort: Harry... For our final battle...
Harry: Hmm... Go to a carnival and see who goes on the merry-go-round the most?
Voldemort: No... : Something even more fun!
Harry: Ooh! Ooh! Go make prank phone calls?
Voldemort: Nope!
Harry: What?
Voldemort: A DANCE-OFF!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:59 am
Harry: Time to spend time with my true love.
Hermionie: Me?
Ginny: Me?
Harry: Nope, MYRTLE!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:20 pm
Mrtyle: I absolutely despise that Potter. I'm over him completely. I've found the new and better love of my death... Neville!
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:35 am
Ron: Harry, you're weird. C'mon Hermioinie, let's ditch Harry and hang with Malfoy now. He's MUCH cooler than Harry!
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:57 pm
Draco: I love you you stupid mudblood (hermiony)
I dont cae what you say its NEVER gonna happen
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:19 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:20 am
Malfoy: I hate pure wizards! I love mudbloods! Down with the pure! up with the mudbloods! C'mon Moaning Myrtle! Let's dance!
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:45 pm
Draco: Wait til my father doesn't hear about this...
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