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 Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:18 pm
Granted! You seduced a man from thousands of miles away with it. But the man kind of sucks and you could do a lot better - like a dog or a mangy chinchilla.
I wish I could manage my time better.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:56 pm
Granted. But you manage your time so well that you lose any spontaneity you had and become a giant boar. The animal not the dullard.
I wish I had the courage to skydive.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:14 pm
Granted! But you still poop yourself when you actually do it.
I wish Kansas was closer!
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:34 pm
Granted! But the resulting aftershocks turn Nevada into an unaccessible, underground state.
I wish other populated worlds like in Stargate existed so when this one goes down the tubes, we could save ourselves.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:48 pm
(As if Nevada was not already?)
Granted! But their immigration laws are stricter, so we end up getting deported back here.
I wish I could teleport there!
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:52 pm
Granted! But in the process, you lose your clothes and arrive naked... wait. That's not bad is it? xd
I wish I knew who the song "You're So Vain" was about.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:20 pm
Granted! Warren Beatty.
I wish I had a plate of mongolian beef.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:46 pm
» » [ Granted! you get a plate of mongolian beef..extra bonus it was cooked by OOG.. but because she didnt know how to season and the art of cooking, it was all burnt..
I wish he was online... ]
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:56 pm
Granted! But his ISP blocks everything from Singapore.
I wish I had a prashta numok talisman.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:12 pm
Granted. But it doesn't work.
I wish I knew what I was in my past lives.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:41 pm
Granted! You were Alexander the great's chief eunuch, 14 parameciums, a duck named roger, a gay elephant, a transgender badger, William Wallace's face-painter, and a gay eskimo named perry.
I wish I had the right words.
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:15 am
Granted! But then you don't have the right pants and you get kicked out of the restaurant.
I wish chocolate was the source of all nutrition.
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:18 am
Granted! But now it tastes like a**. (And not my a**, which I am not sure why you bite to wake me up still...)
I wish I was in better shape.
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:25 am
(I can't help it that biting tushies seems attractive to me!)
Granted! You're in better shape but that shape is a hexagon and thus, you cannot do anything moving-related.
I wish I owned a horse.
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:40 am
Granted! But it is an ugly, retarded horse with rabies that you have to put down with a shotgun.
But until you get that horse ranch, you can ride me. 3nodding
I wish life was easier.
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