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 Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:35 pm
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Blast! I threw myself out of whack again! Hey Divash? Do you want me to give you the link to the page where I found this (again)? There's not only the Evil Overlord's List, but an addition and The Good Guy's List, The Evil Henchmen's List, The Sidekick's List, The True Love's list and several more I haven't gotten to yet. Of course, in my opinion, the Evil Overlord's List is the best, but then again, I always like the first of something better than everything else.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:37 pm
Nudge fifty-eight
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice. heart
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:38 pm
Nudge fifty-nine
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner. heart
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:39 pm
Nudge sixty
60. My five-year-old advisor (see above) will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords. heart
Ha! Back up! Although I don't mind being messed up so much as I seem. *shrug*
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:41 pm
Nudge sixty-one
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:42 pm
Nudge sixty-two
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:43 pm
Nudge sixty-three
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:44 pm
Nudge sixty-four
64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage. heart
If anyone wonders, the hearts mark the ones I rather like. Nope, they're not on the original list! ^^
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:45 pm
Nudge sixty-five
65. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps of my complex they display will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:47 pm
Nudge sixty-six
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:48 pm
Nudge sixty-seven
So I lied about how many posts I would do. I like the Evil Overlord List.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:50 pm
Nudge sixty-eight
68. I will spare someone who saved my life in the past. This is only reasonable, as it encourages others to do so. However, it's a one-time offer. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again. heart
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:28 am
Ambrai Nudge fifty-seven Blast! I threw myself out of whack again! Hey Divash? Do you want me to give you the link to the page where I found this (again)? There's not only the Evil Overlord's List, but an addition and The Good Guy's List, The Evil Henchmen's List, The Sidekick's List, The True Love's list and several more I haven't gotten to yet. Of course, in my opinion, the Evil Overlord's List is the best, but then again, I always like the first of something better than everything else. I'd love the link, yes! Given that I'm both a Sidekick and a True Love, I think there would be some things I should really consider, on both those lists. wink
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:50 am
Hey,Divash,do you make a lot of songs?
You're good at making them^^
Damn,the other team just scored.Silvestre passes it in,hits the post around Robinson.
I always play as England.
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:54 am
Bump 83.Oh yeah,I pull one back.3-2,England v France.
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