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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:36 am
Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Me: Don't worry Daddy! They're not after us! Gerard: Yay! Lyn-Z: Liquified skittles?! I want some! Me/Gerard: NOOOO! -Tackle- Lyn-Z: Aww...ow! Dammit that was my spleen! Gerard: Sorry...heh heh. Me: Moshy! Let's get my daddy and your daddy to take us for ice cream! Vampy too! Please daddy please?! -Puppy dog eyes- Gerard: Ugh...okay. FRANK! We're getting ice cream! Frank: YAY YAY YAY YAY! Me, Lyn-Z, Gerard: ... Me: Awkward silence at low low affordable warehouse prices at CRAZY FRANK'S STRAIGHT JACKET DISCOUNT EMPORIUM! Frank: Due to a shipping error all these fine straight jackets in mint condition have to go now! The prices are so low that you'd think I'm crazy! Jamia:...Why'd you have to encourage him Vampy? Me: So daddy could sell Straight Jackets at low prices
Me: ICE CREAAAAAAAM! Frank, Gerard, Lyn-Z, Jamia: ...why are our children crazy? Me, Moshy Stephy, Vampi: Duh! We're related to YOU! All: Touche... Me: WHERE'S MY LIQUIFIED SKITTLES?! Mikey:... Me: And why am I married to my Dad? Me: YOU'RE MARRIED TO YOUR DAD!? Jimmy: Awkward. Me: More awkward than being arrested while wearing a skirt? Jimmy: ... Touche'. Me: Hey, I'm not the one who said we were married here! Mikey: So are we married or not?! Now we have this polygamist thing going on here Me: Hahaha funny daddy! Can I have a car? Mikey: Um...Gerard? Gerard: No! Me: *sniff* I thought you loved me!
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:40 am
Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Me: Don't worry Daddy! They're not after us! Gerard: Yay! Lyn-Z: Liquified skittles?! I want some! Me/Gerard: NOOOO! -Tackle- Lyn-Z: Aww...ow! Dammit that was my spleen! Gerard: Sorry...heh heh. Me: Moshy! Let's get my daddy and your daddy to take us for ice cream! Vampy too! Please daddy please?! -Puppy dog eyes- Gerard: Ugh...okay. FRANK! We're getting ice cream! Frank: YAY YAY YAY YAY! Me, Lyn-Z, Gerard: ... Me: Awkward silence at low low affordable warehouse prices at CRAZY FRANK'S STRAIGHT JACKET DISCOUNT EMPORIUM! Frank: Due to a shipping error all these fine straight jackets in mint condition have to go now! The prices are so low that you'd think I'm crazy! Jamia:...Why'd you have to encourage him Vampy? Me: So daddy could sell Straight Jackets at low prices
Me: ICE CREAAAAAAAM! Frank, Gerard, Lyn-Z, Jamia: ...why are our children crazy? Me, Moshy Stephy, Vampi: Duh! We're related to YOU! All: Touche... Me: WHERE'S MY LIQUIFIED SKITTLES?! Mikey:... Me: And why am I married to my Dad? Me: YOU'RE MARRIED TO YOUR DAD!? Jimmy: Awkward. Me: More awkward than being arrested while wearing a skirt? Jimmy: ... Touche'. Me: Hey, I'm not the one who said we were married here! Mikey: So are we married or not?! Now we have this polygamist thing going on here Me: Hahaha funny daddy! Can I have a car? Mikey: Um...Gerard? Gerard: No! Me: *sniff* I thought you loved me! Me: JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY! Mikey: ... Why? Ray: Because... Alicia wants you to? Mikey: ALICIA HOW COULD YOU? Alicia: I'm so sorry! I just couldn't resist him! He gave me liquified skittles! *leaves* Me: So... now what? Jimmy: Go eat pie? Me: PIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:44 am
Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Ieros Baby567 Me: ICE CREAAAAAAAM! Frank, Gerard, Lyn-Z, Jamia: ...why are our children crazy? Me, Moshy Stephy, Vampi: Duh! We're related to YOU! All: Touche... Me: WHERE'S MY LIQUIFIED SKITTLES?! Mikey:... Me: And why am I married to my Dad? Me: YOU'RE MARRIED TO YOUR DAD!? Jimmy: Awkward. Me: More awkward than being arrested while wearing a skirt? Jimmy: ... Touche'. Me: Hey, I'm not the one who said we were married here! Mikey: So are we married or not?! Now we have this polygamist thing going on here Me: Hahaha funny daddy! Can I have a car? Mikey: Um...Gerard? Gerard: No! Me: *sniff* I thought you loved me! Me: JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY! Mikey: ... Why? Ray: Because... Alicia wants you to? Mikey: ALICIA HOW COULD YOU? Alicia: I'm so sorry! I just couldn't resist him! He gave me liquified skittles! *leaves* Me: So... now what? Jimmy: Go eat pie? Me: PIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!! Me: Whoa! I just realized I have the same name as my Mom! Awesome! Mikey: Wait wait wait, Aren't we already married? Me: I want pie! Daddy I want pie! Mikey: Oh god
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:47 am
Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Ieros Baby567 Me: ICE CREAAAAAAAM! Frank, Gerard, Lyn-Z, Jamia: ...why are our children crazy? Me, Moshy Stephy, Vampi: Duh! We're related to YOU! All: Touche... Me: WHERE'S MY LIQUIFIED SKITTLES?! Mikey:... Me: And why am I married to my Dad? Me: YOU'RE MARRIED TO YOUR DAD!? Jimmy: Awkward. Me: More awkward than being arrested while wearing a skirt? Jimmy: ... Touche'. Me: Hey, I'm not the one who said we were married here! Mikey: So are we married or not?! Now we have this polygamist thing going on here Me: Hahaha funny daddy! Can I have a car? Mikey: Um...Gerard? Gerard: No! Me: *sniff* I thought you loved me! Me: JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY! Mikey: ... Why? Ray: Because... Alicia wants you to? Mikey: ALICIA HOW COULD YOU? Alicia: I'm so sorry! I just couldn't resist him! He gave me liquified skittles! *leaves* Me: So... now what? Jimmy: Go eat pie? Me: PIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!! Me: Whoa! I just realized I have the same name as my Mom! Awesome! Mikey: Wait wait wait, Aren't we already married? Me: I want pie! Daddy I want pie! Mikey: Oh god Me: PIE LOVERS UNITE! Jimmy: Only if you have whipped cream. Steve/Kitty: *show up with whipped cream* Where do we sign?
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:53 am
Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Me: YOU'RE MARRIED TO YOUR DAD!? Jimmy: Awkward. Me: More awkward than being arrested while wearing a skirt? Jimmy: ... Touche'. Me: Hey, I'm not the one who said we were married here! Mikey: So are we married or not?! Now we have this polygamist thing going on here Me: Hahaha funny daddy! Can I have a car? Mikey: Um...Gerard? Gerard: No! Me: *sniff* I thought you loved me! Me: JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY! Mikey: ... Why? Ray: Because... Alicia wants you to? Mikey: ALICIA HOW COULD YOU? Alicia: I'm so sorry! I just couldn't resist him! He gave me liquified skittles! *leaves* Me: So... now what? Jimmy: Go eat pie? Me: PIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!! Me: Whoa! I just realized I have the same name as my Mom! Awesome! Mikey: Wait wait wait, Aren't we already married? Me: I want pie! Daddy I want pie! Mikey: Oh god Me: PIE LOVERS UNITE! Jimmy: Only if you have whipped cream. Steve/Kitty: *show up with whipped cream* Where do we sign? Me: HALT! What type of pie?
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:01 am
Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Me: YOU'RE MARRIED TO YOUR DAD!? Jimmy: Awkward. Me: More awkward than being arrested while wearing a skirt? Jimmy: ... Touche'. Me: Hey, I'm not the one who said we were married here! Mikey: So are we married or not?! Now we have this polygamist thing going on here Me: Hahaha funny daddy! Can I have a car? Mikey: Um...Gerard? Gerard: No! Me: *sniff* I thought you loved me! Me: JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY! Mikey: ... Why? Ray: Because... Alicia wants you to? Mikey: ALICIA HOW COULD YOU? Alicia: I'm so sorry! I just couldn't resist him! He gave me liquified skittles! *leaves* Me: So... now what? Jimmy: Go eat pie? Me: PIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!! Me: Whoa! I just realized I have the same name as my Mom! Awesome! Mikey: Wait wait wait, Aren't we already married? Me: I want pie! Daddy I want pie! Mikey: Oh god Me: PIE LOVERS UNITE! Jimmy: Only if you have whipped cream. Steve/Kitty: *show up with whipped cream* Where do we sign? Me: HALT! What type of pie? Me: I demand blueberry pie! Frank: I want cherry pie! Gerard: I demand to have chocolate silk pie! Me/Frank: Pfft...picky. Gerard: Nuh uh! Us: Yeah huh! Gerard: Just gimme some pie! -Begs- Me: That sounded perverted daddy...
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:09 am
Ieros Baby567 Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Me: JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY! Mikey: ... Why? Ray: Because... Alicia wants you to? Mikey: ALICIA HOW COULD YOU? Alicia: I'm so sorry! I just couldn't resist him! He gave me liquified skittles! *leaves* Me: So... now what? Jimmy: Go eat pie? Me: PIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!! Me: Whoa! I just realized I have the same name as my Mom! Awesome! Mikey: Wait wait wait, Aren't we already married? Me: I want pie! Daddy I want pie! Mikey: Oh god Me: PIE LOVERS UNITE! Jimmy: Only if you have whipped cream. Steve/Kitty: *show up with whipped cream* Where do we sign? Me: HALT! What type of pie? Me: I demand blueberry pie! Frank: I want cherry pie! Gerard: I demand to have chocolate silk pie! Me/Frank: Pfft...picky. Gerard: Nuh uh! Us: Yeah huh! Gerard: Just gimme some pie! -Begs- Me: That sounded perverted daddy... Me: GIVE ME SOME LEMON MERINGUE PIE! Jimmy: APPLE PIE! Lyn-Z: BROWNIES!!!! Me: Gasp! YES! LET'S START THE 'Not-so-official-but-we'll-call-it-official-because-it-sounds-cooler' BROWNIE CLUB!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:35 am
Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Me: JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY! Mikey: ... Why? Ray: Because... Alicia wants you to? Mikey: ALICIA HOW COULD YOU? Alicia: I'm so sorry! I just couldn't resist him! He gave me liquified skittles! *leaves* Me: So... now what? Jimmy: Go eat pie? Me: PIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!! Me: Whoa! I just realized I have the same name as my Mom! Awesome! Mikey: Wait wait wait, Aren't we already married? Me: I want pie! Daddy I want pie! Mikey: Oh god Me: PIE LOVERS UNITE! Jimmy: Only if you have whipped cream. Steve/Kitty: *show up with whipped cream* Where do we sign? Me: HALT! What type of pie? Me: I demand blueberry pie! Frank: I want cherry pie! Gerard: I demand to have chocolate silk pie! Me/Frank: Pfft...picky. Gerard: Nuh uh! Us: Yeah huh! Gerard: Just gimme some pie! -Begs- Me: That sounded perverted daddy... Me: GIVE ME SOME LEMON MERINGUE PIE! Jimmy: APPLE PIE! Lyn-Z: BROWNIES!!!! Me: Gasp! YES! LET'S START THE 'Not-so-official-but-we'll-call-it-official-because-it-sounds-cooler' BROWNIE CLUB!!! Ray: Brownies aren't an option you dumb a**es! Bob: Hey that's my line! *fights starts* Me: Everybody wait let me go get my camera! *goes to get camera*
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:20 pm
vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Me: PIE LOVERS UNITE! Jimmy: Only if you have whipped cream. Steve/Kitty: *show up with whipped cream* Where do we sign? Me: HALT! What type of pie? Me: I demand blueberry pie! Frank: I want cherry pie! Gerard: I demand to have chocolate silk pie! Me/Frank: Pfft...picky. Gerard: Nuh uh! Us: Yeah huh! Gerard: Just gimme some pie! -Begs- Me: That sounded perverted daddy... Me: GIVE ME SOME LEMON MERINGUE PIE! Jimmy: APPLE PIE! Lyn-Z: BROWNIES!!!! Me: Gasp! YES! LET'S START THE 'Not-so-official-but-we'll-call-it-official-because-it-sounds-cooler' BROWNIE CLUB!!! Ray: Brownies aren't an option you dumb a**es! Bob: Hey that's my line! *fights starts* Me: Everybody wait let me go get my camera! *goes to get camera*Bob: Uh oh -hides in a closet- Me: Where'd the pie go? -crys- Gerard: Mikey! Comfort your daughter! Mikey: But she's not! How'd they get in here anyways?! Alicia: You're being a bad father, Mikey. Mikey: -sigh-
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:44 pm
Somber_isis_Queen vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Me: PIE LOVERS UNITE! Jimmy: Only if you have whipped cream. Steve/Kitty: *show up with whipped cream* Where do we sign? Me: HALT! What type of pie? Me: I demand blueberry pie! Frank: I want cherry pie! Gerard: I demand to have chocolate silk pie! Me/Frank: Pfft...picky. Gerard: Nuh uh! Us: Yeah huh! Gerard: Just gimme some pie! -Begs- Me: That sounded perverted daddy... Me: GIVE ME SOME LEMON MERINGUE PIE! Jimmy: APPLE PIE! Lyn-Z: BROWNIES!!!! Me: Gasp! YES! LET'S START THE 'Not-so-official-but-we'll-call-it-official-because-it-sounds-cooler' BROWNIE CLUB!!! Ray: Brownies aren't an option you dumb a**es! Bob: Hey that's my line! *fights starts* Me: Everybody wait let me go get my camera! *goes to get camera*Bob: Uh oh -hides in a closet- Me: Where'd the pie go? -crys- Gerard: Mikey! Comfort your daughter! Mikey: But she's not! How'd they get in here anyways?! Alicia: You're being a bad father, Mikey. Mikey: -sigh- Me: * standing alone on the side with Jimmy* So... now what? Jimmy: Wanna go get Dairy Queen? Me: BROWNIE EARTHQUAKE... WITH PIE!!!!! Jimmy & Me: *run to Dairy Queen* *buy Brownie Earthquake* *go back... only to see that there's a wedding* Me: Whoa, what did we miss? Bob: Mikey's getting married. Jimmy: To who? Gerard: ... His toaster.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:03 pm
Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: I demand blueberry pie! Frank: I want cherry pie! Gerard: I demand to have chocolate silk pie! Me/Frank: Pfft...picky. Gerard: Nuh uh! Us: Yeah huh! Gerard: Just gimme some pie! -Begs- Me: That sounded perverted daddy... Me: GIVE ME SOME LEMON MERINGUE PIE! Jimmy: APPLE PIE! Lyn-Z: BROWNIES!!!! Me: Gasp! YES! LET'S START THE 'Not-so-official-but-we'll-call-it-official-because-it-sounds-cooler' BROWNIE CLUB!!! Ray: Brownies aren't an option you dumb a**es! Bob: Hey that's my line! *fights starts* Me: Everybody wait let me go get my camera! *goes to get camera*Bob: Uh oh -hides in a closet- Me: Where'd the pie go? -crys- Gerard: Mikey! Comfort your daughter! Mikey: But she's not! How'd they get in here anyways?! Alicia: You're being a bad father, Mikey. Mikey: -sigh- Me: * standing alone on the side with Jimmy* So... now what? Jimmy: Wanna go get Dairy Queen? Me: BROWNIE EARTHQUAKE... WITH PIE!!!!! Jimmy & Me: *run to Dairy Queen* *buy Brownie Earthquake* *go back... only to see that there's a wedding* Me: Whoa, what did we miss? Bob: Mikey's getting married. Jimmy: To who? Gerard: ... His toaster. Me: Mikey's cheating on me?! Tay where's Ray? Ray:I told you to get out of my life!
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:49 pm
vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: I demand blueberry pie! Frank: I want cherry pie! Gerard: I demand to have chocolate silk pie! Me/Frank: Pfft...picky. Gerard: Nuh uh! Us: Yeah huh! Gerard: Just gimme some pie! -Begs- Me: That sounded perverted daddy... Me: GIVE ME SOME LEMON MERINGUE PIE! Jimmy: APPLE PIE! Lyn-Z: BROWNIES!!!! Me: Gasp! YES! LET'S START THE 'Not-so-official-but-we'll-call-it-official-because-it-sounds-cooler' BROWNIE CLUB!!! Ray: Brownies aren't an option you dumb a**es! Bob: Hey that's my line! *fights starts* Me: Everybody wait let me go get my camera! *goes to get camera*Bob: Uh oh -hides in a closet- Me: Where'd the pie go? -crys- Gerard: Mikey! Comfort your daughter! Mikey: But she's not! How'd they get in here anyways?! Alicia: You're being a bad father, Mikey. Mikey: -sigh- Me: * standing alone on the side with Jimmy* So... now what? Jimmy: Wanna go get Dairy Queen? Me: BROWNIE EARTHQUAKE... WITH PIE!!!!! Jimmy & Me: *run to Dairy Queen* *buy Brownie Earthquake* *go back... only to see that there's a wedding* Me: Whoa, what did we miss? Bob: Mikey's getting married. Jimmy: To who? Gerard: ... His toaster. Me: Mikey's cheating on me?! Tay where's Ray? Ray:I told you to get out of my life!Me: How can Mikey cheat on you with a toaster...GAH! CREEPY MENTAL IMAGE! Frank! Get naked so I don't have a creepy mental image of Uncle Mikey in my head! Frank: What?! Me: Just do it! PLEASE! Frank: That's Jeph's job dude. Jeph: Whaa? -Comes with naked wiht a pineapple- Frank: See? Me: SO! He's not my husband! YOU ARE.... Frank: Oh yeah...go away Jeph! Jeph: Fine! -Runs like a girl-
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:48 am
Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen vampiremistress1290 Ray: Brownies aren't an option you dumb a**es! Bob: Hey that's my line! *fights starts* Me: Everybody wait let me go get my camera! *goes to get camera*Bob: Uh oh -hides in a closet- Me: Where'd the pie go? -crys- Gerard: Mikey! Comfort your daughter! Mikey: But she's not! How'd they get in here anyways?! Alicia: You're being a bad father, Mikey. Mikey: -sigh- Me: * standing alone on the side with Jimmy* So... now what? Jimmy: Wanna go get Dairy Queen? Me: BROWNIE EARTHQUAKE... WITH PIE!!!!! Jimmy & Me: *run to Dairy Queen* *buy Brownie Earthquake* *go back... only to see that there's a wedding* Me: Whoa, what did we miss? Bob: Mikey's getting married. Jimmy: To who? Gerard: ... His toaster. Me: Mikey's cheating on me?! Tay where's Ray? Ray:I told you to get out of my life!Me: How can Mikey cheat on you with a toaster...GAH! CREEPY MENTAL IMAGE! Frank! Get naked so I don't have a creepy mental image of Uncle Mikey in my head! Frank: What?! Me: Just do it! PLEASE! Frank: That's Jeph's job dude. Jeph: Whaa? -Comes with naked wiht a pineapple- Frank: See? Me: SO! He's not my husband! YOU ARE.... Frank: Oh yeah...go away Jeph! Jeph: Fine! -Runs like a girl- Me: So... why was Jepha naked? Jimmy: Cause the air conditioner's broken. Ray: Well I suppose that makes sense.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:50 am
Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen vampiremistress1290 Ray: Brownies aren't an option you dumb a**es! Bob: Hey that's my line! *fights starts* Me: Everybody wait let me go get my camera! *goes to get camera*Bob: Uh oh -hides in a closet- Me: Where'd the pie go? -crys- Gerard: Mikey! Comfort your daughter! Mikey: But she's not! How'd they get in here anyways?! Alicia: You're being a bad father, Mikey. Mikey: -sigh- Me: * standing alone on the side with Jimmy* So... now what? Jimmy: Wanna go get Dairy Queen? Me: BROWNIE EARTHQUAKE... WITH PIE!!!!! Jimmy & Me: *run to Dairy Queen* *buy Brownie Earthquake* *go back... only to see that there's a wedding* Me: Whoa, what did we miss? Bob: Mikey's getting married. Jimmy: To who? Gerard: ... His toaster. Me: Mikey's cheating on me?! Tay where's Ray? Ray:I told you to get out of my life!Me: How can Mikey cheat on you with a toaster...GAH! CREEPY MENTAL IMAGE! Frank! Get naked so I don't have a creepy mental image of Uncle Mikey in my head! Frank: What?! Me: Just do it! PLEASE! Frank: That's Jeph's job dude. Jeph: Whaa? -Comes with naked wiht a pineapple- Frank: See? Me: SO! He's not my husband! YOU ARE.... Frank: Oh yeah...go away Jeph! Jeph: Fine! -Runs like a girl- Me: So... why was Jepha naked? Jimmy: Cause the air conditioner's broken. Ray: Well I suppose that makes sense. Me: Either way I'm like the only one here that's having social issues & I don't like pineapples anymore! Jeph: *comes back* Why? Me: You're why.
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