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An: *walks out* Welcome everyone to...
: A Little Hint of Randomness: Inu Edition!
An: That's right, the only show where no one is safe, not even the hosts.... Wait.
neutral What?
Ari: *holding up cue cards, waves*
An:
stare I'm your host Antari... and the lovely lady over there with the cue cards is my co-host, Arisa.
Ari: *tosses cards at a camera man and walks over* You know..I can make you say anything you want with those things...but I really think it's time we upgraded to a Teleprompter...
An: Yeah... everyone else has one.
Ari: Yeah..so loosen up that vice grip on our budget and get one!
An: Don't blame me! The director controls the budget...
Ari: Oh...so where's the director?
An: *shurgs* No one knows.
Ari: .....Just bring out the first guest
stare An: Right... *heads to chair* Our first guest, is none other than my older brother, Miroku!
Mir: *walks out from behind curtain* Hello everyone. Ladies... *smiles at audience*
Audience: *ladies only clap and cheer*
Ari: Miroku!
Mir: *sees Arisa* Oh... hello Arisa.
sweatdrop Ari: You're not happy to see me? *pout*
Mir: I'm always happy to see a beautiful woman like yourself. *walks over to her*
An: I'd be careful if I were you brother...
Mir: Why's that?
Ari: *grabs him and straps him to a chair* Hm..Let's see....who can you be paired with...? *thinking*
Mir: What!? What's going on?
An: Oh.. just that fact that our yaoi obssesed co-host scared away our last guests.
Mir:
eek Ari: Hm.. *looks at Antari* Who else is coming out today?
An: ... Sango....
Mir: *sighs in relief* Oh thank kami...
Sango: *walks out and sees him tied up* ... did I miss something?
Ari: Well that's no fun...
An: Sorry... but you kinda scared away our honorary guests... Inuyasha and Koga.
Ari: Whatever..just don't scare Sango away with your drooling...
An: Hey!
Ari: We all know it Antari! I saw you staring at that Sango poster...in your dressing room!
**crowd gasps**
An: ....
Mir: *looks at him* Brother is that true?
An: ...
Sango: ...
Ari: I got half a mind to tell Ekrin...
An: N-no! It's not true! Honest!
Ari: So...If I go in there right now I won't find a single poster of Sango?
An: .... yeah...
Ari: Alright. Backstage Roadtrip! *grabs a cameraman and drags him behind the curtain*
**The big screen behind the host seats turns on showing them walking around to the dressing rooms**
Sango: ... a poster of me? What exactly kind of poster?!
Ari: *focuses the camera on her right outside of his dressing room* Alright..moment of truth. Let's see what horrors lurk inside the evil one's lair... *opens the door and pushes it open*
*on the far wall is a poster of
Sango in lingerie*
An: ...
Sango: ... *twitch*
Mir: *staring*
**camera zooms in on it**
Ari: Uh huh..just as I thought. And while we're in here... *puts on a safari hat* Let's take a closer look around! *goes inside and starts going through everything*
An: Hey! Stay out of my stuff!
Sango: *walks upto him* Care to tell me why you have a poster of me in THAT?!
stressed An: ... um... *points to Miroku* He gave it to me...
Mir: What?! I did not!
Ari: *looks at the camera* What the hell do you need with...ten of the exact same robes!?
An: ... ask the dressing department...
Ari: Let's check out the closet... *heads there and opens it, shrieks* Beads!! *runs out of the room knocking over the camera guy*
**screen statics and cuts out**
An: ... I told her not to go in there...
Ari: *runs back out to the stage* Why the hell do you have subjugation beads back there!? This a tv set!!
An: ... Um... for safety reasons?
Mir: Subjugation beads? Like the ones Inuyasha wears?
Ari: Yeah sure...Safety...
An: ^ ^; Heh... and yes Miroku, like the ones Inuyasha wears...
Sango: First a poster of me... and now beads? Just what kind of monk are you?!
An: One of a kind.
biggrin Ari: Hmph..
Mir: Um... is there anyway you can untie me now?
Ari: No
Sango: It seems safer to the audience to keep you tied down.
Mir: Aw come on Sango... You can't really mean that.... can you?
Sango: What do you think monk?
Mir:
crying Ouch...
Ari: Maybe once I'm in a better mood...
An: *sits down* And when is that?
Ari: *sits* Once I hurt something...or someone else gets hurt..
An: ...
Mir: ...
Ari: ....Hey Sango
Sango: Yeah?
Ari: Did you see Miroku flirting with our new intern earlier?
Sango: What?! *looks at Miroku*
Mir: I... I swear I didn't!
Ari: Yeah you were..you still got the slap print on your face from when she slapped you
Mir: ...
Sango: *looks closely at him*
**fading slap mark**
Mir:
sweatdrop I can explain...
Sango: You know what don't... *slaps him*
An: Ouch...
: *laughs*
Sango: *sits in chair next to Antari's*
Mir: *sighs* Will it help if I said I'm sorry?
Sango: Maybe...
Ari: Stop trying to look down her Kimono Antari...
An: What?!
Sango: *covers herself* You perv! *slaps him*
An: Ow! Hey! *rubs his face* I wasn't doing anything!
Ari: *laughs* Violence makes the world go 'round -^^-
Audience: *laughs*
An:
stare Ari: And now that I'm in a better mood... *uncuffs Miroku from his chair*
Mir: *sighs* Thank you so much Arisa... *rubs his face*
Ari: Don't mention it
Mir: *gropes her* ^ ^
Ari: *laughs and grips his wrist tightly, hand holding it smokes slightly* Get a good feel? ^^
Mir: ... uh...
Sango: *stands* Miroku!
Mir: o.o
Ari: He's all yours.. *walks away*
Sango: *pulls out her Hiraikotsu* That's the last straw!
Mir: Ah! Sango plese be reasonable! *ducks as she flings it at him*
Sango: Take it like a man you lech! *chases him*
Mir: *runs for his life*
Ari: *laughing*
An: *shakes his head* Those two...
Ari: Um... *watches and points as Hiraikotsu destroys two of the main cameras*
An: ... *looks at remaining camera* I think we should end the show while we can....
Ari: Yeah.. *gets down as it comes towards them and Miroku runs past* Antari, duck!
An: AH! *drops to the floor* Well... this is Antari and Arisa, saying bye until next time... I hope.
*stage light falls next to him*
An: ...
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