Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

[First2Go-Last2Know]

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

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My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

 

[sukuiddo]

I love you guys... I really do...

*hands out digital candies* and make sure you eat them!!  

[Schadenfreud]

"I'm glad I got my library card 'cuz I'm checking you out."

"I wish you were my screen door so I could slam you all day."

country singer: "I'd like to check you for ticks."  

[sukuiddo]

Schadenfreud

"I'm glad I got my library card 'cuz I'm checking you out."

"I wish you were my screen door so I could slam you all day."

country singer: "I'd like to check you for ticks."

oh man!! now I wish I arranged for a digital-sweet things-buffet for all of you to enjoy.. xd

here's a candy and maybe other stuff if you want heart  

[sukuiddo]

PlacedTogether

"If I bite my lip would you kiss it better?"
"Are those astronaut pants, because your a** is out of this world"
"Do you have a map because I got lost in your eyes"

a penguin shaped digital lollipop for you! xd  

[~[ Jaune Poison]~]

"Did you fart? Because you just blew me away."

cool  

[Schadenfreud]

"Let's do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

"They call me coffee because I grind so fine."

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."  

[sukuiddo]

Schadenfreud

"Let's do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

"They call me coffee because I grind so fine."

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

I'm getting tired of repeating but.. here's a candy! xd  

[Polaris_the_North_Star]

TO PEOPLE WHO VIEW THIS TOPIC AND THINKING OF POSTING, Allyoucaneater's account have been hacked. From now on, I'll be the one who'll post candies to you.. and stuff...

p.s: this is Allyoucaneater's old account.. so I'm Allyoucaneater... but still, call me Ally... wink  

[ClinicallyChaotic]

Well there are 3 that have been used on me that come to mind...

"Hey do you know karate cause your body is kickin!"

"Want to go out? No? How 'bout next year, marrige?"

and of course...

"You are a girl right?"


All used by the same guy...  

[Viva La Ramen]

guy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
guy: when you fell from heaven.
girl: did it hurt?
guy: did what hurt?
girl: when you were dropped on your head.

: D

and...my favorite! [this happened at an anime con]

girl: my friend wanted to ask you what your favorite pick-up line was
vic mignogna [edward elric]: tell your friend she's crazy.

and the next day [as a joke] my friend [who was with me] came up to me and whispered in my ear all "sexy like": "tell your friend she's crazy"  

[sukuiddo]

WARGH!!! I GOT BACK MY ACCOUNT!! YAY~~!!! (thank god for the dumbness of the hacker who forgot I can change the password using my email address)

CANDIES!!!!!!!! *rains candies out of gigantic packages*  

[Ambrey]

I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.

 

[Lancha]

ghaa. There is a german group that made a song out of those lines XD
I am surprised some of them are the same as yours XD

Here are lines I think I haven't read in the thread yet:

"I am reading your thoughts right now: and you are right, I am very nice."

"I am an excellent chef, speciallity is breakfast in bed."

"can you give me your cellphone? I will call your mom and say thanks."

"I only have three months left to live, so are we going to you or to me?"

"I am sure you are a secret agent, you are chasing me every night in my dreams."

"You are a thief that looks harmless: you have stolen my heart just now!"

"Do you have lodestones in your bags? You draw me closer so irresistibly."


And another thing a friend of me came up with. ^^;

guy: "Do you wanna ********: "You could say that a bit more romantically."
guy: ".... with... red wine?"

O_o;