Welcome to Gaia! ::

" Oh my, oh my. Where am I?" Alice muttered to herself. She had fallen out of a rabbit hole, and now she didn't know where she was. After asking around a bit, they told her that this was UnLondon. Of course, Alice thought that was absurd. There was no such place as UnLondon. There was of course a place called London, but after asking around a bit more, apparantly no one in this strange land had ever heard of London. Alice wandered around around a bit more, she came upon a strange building that had many strange towers coming out of it. Gathering all her courage she said " Um, hello. Can anyone tell me how to get back to London?"

The Queen turned on her husband no sooner had he open his mouth. "Do not rush me, hack!" she shouted shrilly. Her voice broke the nervousness of the room, and every single courtier held his or her throat out of sheer instinct. "You talk as if my every word were God's given grace!" she laughed aloud, for she knew her own words to be just that.

"Very well. Before I give my decree, I want to know the exact state of Parisn't, down to the last pebble from another rotted tower." As if she didn't already know. But these were trivialities. She was buying time, though, for what, she wasn't sure yet.

" Oh no sir. She is not bothering me at all. In fact, I think she is actually helping me," Alice said to the man. She was actually quite glad that Dementia was helping her, as no one else had even bothered. Alice let the young girl hold onto her arm, as she was wearing a blue, short sleeve dress that had a sort of white apron on it, along with with stockings a black shoes. In her blonde hair was a black headband.

The man frowned "She'll drive you mad. Then the HaTTeR will recruit you into his army." he talks like he's telling a ghost story "Here my card, in case you surrvive" he takes a peice of paper out of a pocket, he then plucks one of his hair-spikes (Which you realive are acctually needles in his head) and sews it into a glove. "Here, Obady is my name. I'm a tailor." he puts the needle back into his head, as if it were a pincushon. "Tell me if you want a dress-book. They're my specialilty."

Dementia pulled at Alice's dress, "Come along. The MaD HaTTeR doesn't like to wait." Dementia puts a bag of food into her own top hat, "Unless Harliquinn and Mania can get him to have a tea party."

"Hmmph! You should be sorry! It's about time you got back from No York." the King of Hearts glared at her "Why do you keep that blasted wacth?! It doesn't work properly!" the King was venting his frustration on the Rabbit, she'd been late, again. "You need to take the court's notices."

(take notes of what everyone important says or does)

"Hmmmph! Fine then, are there any new waking folk in Wonderland?" someone always had to ask that question, but the answer was always no.

She shook her head. "There aren't any. In No york, there's a panic, the people found out about my nightmare catastrophe. The gumbo fox said that he could make some gumbo fro you and the queen..." she looked around. "And the rest of the court... sadly enough, though, he's feeding the nightmares too.

(i like the gumbo fox idea!)

""And what about UnLodon?" the King asked idley.

Meanwhile in another part of Parisn't, the Gumbo Fox stired his gaint pot. "I do say, this gumbo may be best! This is such a lovely day!" he Cajun accent full of happiness and song.