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Seanathin
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:13 pm


never been caught

i dont have a door to my room but the door to my basement (where my room is located) squeeks so i have early worning if someone is a bout to walk in on me and my girlfriend
at her house though we've almost been caught
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:34 pm


I think that fear of getting caught truly does heighten the experience.
In actual fact, if a couple TRULY did not want to get caught, they wouldnt.
Everything would be set so that the chances of being caught disappeared.

RaynieDays


Mezalyth

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:36 pm


Yes, but masturbating is a different story...

You think you're quick enough.

Or that everyone's asleep.

On both accounts, you're wrong whee .
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:28 pm


I have been walked in on so many times while masturbating.
But since I'm a girl, it's not big deal. Im usually under a blanket and I just say I was laying down because I was tired.

I'm guessing it's harder for guys?

RaynieDays


Mezalyth

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:09 pm


People can see the tent we pitched if we're under the sheets. If we say it's something else, then they wonder what that "something else" is doing in that one spot.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:56 pm


ya i woke up in a hospital and then realized that i had alcohol thingy and then i was like ******** now im in trouble for this and pot this day sucks

ur_moms_mywhore


ScottyQuick

PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:08 pm


Now I have been caught.
It was odd but I don't feel that "omgSHAME!" that you're supposed to feel.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:59 pm


I still have never masturbated.
Which I think has greatly diminished my chances of being caught wink

I am now 18 years old, and possibly the last of my kind.


As for being caught with someone, my ex and I nearly got caught while we were fooling around. We were both lacking some clothes and home alone when my parents came home early. We leapt for our clothes but my mom went straight for the stairs and to my room to say hi. So I stealthily masked the fact that I wasn't wearing a bra, and he sat under the blanket watching TV... with his pants around his ankles. eek

And mom actually didn't suspect a thing.
Man I'm brilliant.. wink

Funkyblueeyes
Captain


Lionel the Omnipotent

Unbeatable Lunatic

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:56 am


Funkyblueeyes


I am now 18 years old, and possibly the last of my kind.



o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

¿So um... you doing anything this weekend? cool
wink ¿Wanna come over to my place?
¿Perhaps we can do dinner and a movie? smile
PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:14 am


My school principal caught me drunk at the plaza (1min walk) after drinking 2 .40s and she gave me s**t saying she'd call my family and all... if you handle it like it's nothing, nothing will happen

I just said "ok..." in a way that I aint even cared and seriously I aint even cared at the time I was drunk xd But after im like "******** WHAT IF SHE DOES MY STEPMOM GONNA SEND ME TO REHAB" cause I been caught by trhe school drunk 3 times...

I've been high more than drunk at school and I aint get s**t... maybe cause liquor smells hella strong

ADDED: this was on Monday xd an exam day... but i didnt have an exam so they had no right to call cause I wasnt on school property and i wasnt skipping I was living my everyday non-school day lives xd

Big Limit


Funkyblueeyes
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:01 am


Lionel the Omnipotent
Funkyblueeyes


I am now 18 years old, and possibly the last of my kind.



o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

¿So um... you doing anything this weekend? cool
wink ¿Wanna come over to my place?
¿Perhaps we can do dinner and a movie? smile


And... Masturbate?? Hahahahha!


Who was it that was talking about group masturbation?
That made me lol. Because the idea of a group of kids "trying" group masturbation made me ask one dumb but funny question: Who was the kid with enough gnads to suggest such an activity???

"What should we do today guys?"
"Oh well we could go to the mall."
"We haven't caught a movie in a while."
"We could try group masturbation."
"..."
".... You know what? I like it! Let's do that."

Heeheehee.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:40 am


Funkyblueeyes
Lionel the Omnipotent
Funkyblueeyes


I am now 18 years old, and possibly the last of my kind.



o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

¿So um... you doing anything this weekend? cool
wink ¿Wanna come over to my place?
¿Perhaps we can do dinner and a movie? smile


And... Masturbate?? Hahahahha!


I will do anything to you that you want me to do. wink twisted

Funkyblueeyes


Who was it that was talking about group masturbation?
That made me lol. Because the idea of a group of kids "trying" group masturbation made me ask one dumb but funny question: Who was the kid with enough gnads to suggest such an activity???

"What should we do today guys?"
"Oh well we could go to the mall."
"We haven't caught a movie in a while."
"We could try group masturbation."
"..."
".... You know what? I like it! Let's do that."

Heeheehee.


I have heard of it and it just sounds wrong. Maybe it started out as one of those social help groups or a contest, hell if I know, I just can't conceive an idea of why anyone would want to eploy themselves in group masturbation.

Lionel the Omnipotent

Unbeatable Lunatic


Funkyblueeyes
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:06 am


Sex related things just ick me on their own.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:41 pm


OF COURSE I DO NOT GET CAUGHT RRAAHHH

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