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 Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:22 pm
kikinak dont listen to the the bar tender "oh sure, dont listen to me." he says "youll come back eventually. i know you will." a man resembling gimlee from lord of the rings turns away from his drink and looks back at the old bar-tender. "aww can it. youre no smarter than the stool im sitting on."
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:38 pm
"how can i come back if there is nowhere for me to go in order for me to leave you so that i can come back. i cant come back if there is nowhere for me to come back from" after i finish my drink i look in the bottom of the glass and notice that somebody(or something) put  "oh hey barkeep. i want to ask you about something..."i show the inside of my glass where the word is wrote
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:26 pm
kikinak "how can i come back if there is nowhere for me to go in order for me to leave you so that i can come back. i cant come back if there is nowhere for me to come back from" after i finish my drink i look in the bottom of the glass and notice that somebody(or something) put "oh hey barkeep. i want to ask you about something..."i show the inside of my glass where the word is wrote the bartender, being the jerk he is, says "well you said not to listen to me, and i know youll come back to me. jeez, youre retarded. think before you say something stupid." he looks into the glass and says "hmmm. looks like somebody doesnt know how to spell 'blood'. what dumbasses."
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:20 am
RaveToTheGrave kikinak "how can i come back if there is nowhere for me to go in order for me to leave you so that i can come back. i cant come back if there is nowhere for me to come back from" after i finish my drink i look in the bottom of the glass and notice that somebody(or something) put "oh hey barkeep. i want to ask you about something..."i show the inside of my glass where the word is wrote the bartender, being the jerk he is, says "well you said not to listen to me, and i know youll come back to me. jeez, youre retarded. think before you say something stupid." he looks into the glass and says "hmmm. looks like somebody doesnt know how to spell 'blood'. what dumbasses." i turn to the man that looks like gimlee and say "hey are you the illiterate behind this unsanitation"
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Sonic_Operator Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:50 pm
[[What the heck..Ill attempt to roleplay all perspective confused like you guys do ]]<******** this is gonna be hard for me XD]]
"Its a damn bar for crying out loud..." I say as I walk in, slightly confused of how I ended up in a bar. "...Could be any crazed illiterate's work.." I finish my sentence as I walk up to the bar and sit down. "No use in attempting to pinpoint the culprate."
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:01 pm
"okay then..."i say looking around for something to do and notice a stairway.
i go up it and and after about 5 minutes of going up step after step i look back and it looks like i have only gone up about 4 steps even though in reality i had climbed about 60."okaaay... that was freaky"
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:50 pm
"well, sir. id say youre vertically challenged. youve taken 60 steps, but only went up 4 stairs. perhaps you'd like to try stepping forward a little more when you attempt to go up the stairs?" the bartender says with a 'youre a dumbass' look on his face.
the bartender looks at the woman who just sat at the bar. "can i help you?" he asks.
"hmmm. damn mold. the bacteria does some weird stuff with just straight humidity. i mean, would you just look at that mispelling of 'blood'?"
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:03 pm
I look up at the bartender and looked as if she was about to speak but stopped. "You probably have no clue where this is and - eww mold - so no.." I said after a moment, slightly grossed out by the collection of the mutant mold that could spell..
[[That would be really weird if mold would grow like that XD]]
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:04 pm
Sonic_Operator I look up at the bartender and looked as if she was about to speak but stopped. "You probably have no clue where this is and - eww mold - so no.." I said after a moment, slightly grossed out by the collection of the mutant mold that could spell.. [[That would be really weird if mold would grow like that XD]] "i dont blame you." the bartender said coolly. "my dog Tom Cruise was out for a week when he drink from a glass like that one. actually there he is over there." the bartender points to what appears to be a pile of brown rugs.
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:47 pm
"What drugs are you on and where can I get some?" I ask, looking at 'Tom Cruise'.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:40 pm
*walks into the bar and sees the man in the corner and walks to the bar and says to the bartender* What's with that guy in the corner? Oh and i need a beer.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:48 pm
Walks into the bar and sit at the far end.
"Bartender can I get a bottle of Jack Daniels Whiskey and a glass?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:32 pm
drake walks in with a gun everyone stay still or else give me ur money now
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:09 am
Ryu looked at the guy with the gun and sighed, "Alright but you know that you are going to get caught one of these days."
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:38 pm
waysters bodyguard drake walks in with a gun everyone stay still or else give me ur money now The bartender looks at drake and asks "is your zipper afraid of heights or something?" pointing at the wannabe toughguy's pants.
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