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TigerMisty

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:53 pm


KingKidd
Quote:
LYK OMFG ii WUZ FREKN OuuT WEN ii SWZ THiiS ONE CHK LOLOLOL ii THOT SHii WUZ BOT 2 FLiiPP OuuT!!!!!!!!!1111 U SHLDV BeeNN THER iiT WUZ CRAYZ!!!!!111 SHii WUZ AL OMFG U R GNA DI N 7 DAYZ I WNTD 2 b***h SLP HER AZZM WIT DAT HAiiR OV HERS LMFAO ROFL ii LUVVVVD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111


O.K, I'm going to attempt to translate this crap...

Quote:
"Like, oh my ******** god, I was freaking out when I saw this one chick, that makes me laugh out loud, I thought she was about to flip out! U should've been there it was crazy! She was all "Oh my ******** god, you are going to die in 7 days." I wanted to b***h slap her (Unknown internet slang. Someone help me out here?) with that hair over her. I'm laughing my ******** a** off while rolling on the floor laughing here...I loved it!"
I belive it means the "A word".
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:27 am


This is a tough one to crack, but I'm gonna try my hand at it anyway.

Quote:
LMFAO ROFL YEA iiT W4W U PUT PPLsz ADD ME SiiGNSZ && THEY DO DA SAME 4 U && U GET MAD FRiiENDSZ REQUESTSZ ii WOKE UP 1 DAY && GOT LYK 314 REQUESTSZ iiT WUZ CRAYZ ROFL LMFAO


Quote:
Laughing my f*****g a** off. Rolling on the floor, laughing. Yeah, it's w-(something) for w-(something). You put people's "Add Me" signs, and they do the same for you, and you get mad friends requests. I woke up one day and got, like, 314 requests. It was crazy! Rolling on the floor, laughing. Laughing my f*****g a** off.


Quote:
LYK OMFG ii WUZ FREKN OuuT WEN ii SWZ THiiS ONE CHK LOLOLOL ii THOT SHii WUZ BOT 2 FLiiPP OuuT!!!!!!!!!1111 U SHLDV BeeNN THER iiT WUZ CRAYZ!!!!!111 SHii WUZ AL OMFG U R GNA DI N 7 DAYZ I WNTD 2 b***h SLP HER AZZM WIT DAT HAiiR OV HERS LMFAO ROFL ii LUVVVVD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111


Quote:
Like, oh my f*****g God! I was freaking out when I saw this one chick. Lol! I thought she was about to flip out! You should've been there; it was crazy! She was all, "Oh my f*****g God, you're going to die in seven days." I wanted to b****-slap her a** with that hair over her eyes. Laughing my f*****g a** off. Rolling on the floor, laughing. I loved it!


Quote:
WeR U TheR wEn i Kiilld tHt MosE it WuZ kiik AZZM it StrtD SqiikN N ShiiT iif U WernT U MisD ot


Quote:
Were you there when I killed that mouse? It was kick-a**. It started squeaking and s***. If you weren't, you missed out.


That was painful.

OasisB


Obito Sharingan Uchiha

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:29 am


That quite litterally gave me a headache. gonk
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:50 pm


This is official....


I now have a twitch in my right eye. stare

Robthebob


RedKittyKat

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:26 pm


Quote:
LMFAO ROFL YEA iiT W4W U PUT PPLsz ADD ME SiiGNSZ && THEY DO DA SAME 4 U && U GET MAD FRiiENDSZ REQUESTSZ ii WOKE UP 1 DAY && GOT LYK 314 REQUESTSZ iiT WUZ CRAYZ ROFL LMFAO

Quote:
translation, or at least I think.
Laugh my f*****g a*s off! Roll on floor laughing! Yeah it was. Do you put people? Add me. Sign and they will do the same for you and you get mad friends requests. It was crazy. Roll on floor laughing! Laugh my f*****g a*s off!

I think that's translation for the first qoute.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:16 pm


Quote:
LYK OMFG ii WUZ FREKN OuuT WEN ii SWZ THiiS ONE CHK LOLOLOL ii THOT SHii WUZ BOT 2 FLiiPP OuuT!!!!!!!!!1111 U SHLDV BeeNN THER iiT WUZ CRAYZ!!!!!111 SHii WUZ AL OMFG U R GNA DI N 7 DAYZ I WNTD 2 b***h SLP HER AZZM WIT DAT HAiiR OV HERS LMFAO ROFL ii LUVVVVD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

I...think 'HAiiR OV HERS' means 'hair of hers', but aside from that I don't understand any of it.

SilentShadowDreamer

Omnipresent Sex Symbol


Honeydukes Lover

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:42 pm


Quote:
LMFAO ROFL YEA iiT W4W U PUT PPLsz ADD ME SiiGNSZ && THEY DO DA SAME 4 U && U GET MAD FRiiENDSZ REQUESTSZ ii WOKE UP 1 DAY && GOT LYK 314 REQUESTSZ iiT WUZ CRAYZ ROFL LMFAO


Translation:

(Alot of laughing.....more laughing...) Wow, if you put "People Add Me" signs ((they do the same for you)) you get mad friends requests. I woke up 1 day and got 314 requests. It was crazy! (same laughing from the beginning but backwards)


I think "W4W" meant "Wow", but that's just me. I did my best, and hope I did good.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:47 pm


Quote:
LYK OMFG ii WUZ FREKN OuuT WEN ii SWZ THiiS ONE CHK LOLOLOL ii THOT SHii WUZ BOT 2 FLiiPP OuuT!!!!!!!!!1111 U SHLDV BeeNN THER iiT WUZ CRAYZ!!!!!111 SHii WUZ AL OMFG U R GNA DI N 7 DAYZ I WNTD 2 b***h SLP HER AZZM WIT DAT HAiiR OV HERS LMFAO ROFL ii LUVVVVD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111


Translation:

Oh my f***ing god! I was freaking out when I saw this one chick laugh so hard! I thought she was about to flip out! You should have been there! It was crazy! She was all "Oh my f***ing god! You are going to die in 7 days." I wanted to b**** slap her a** with that hair of hers! ((A lot of laughing.......more laughing....)) I [u]LOVED[/u] it!

Honeydukes Lover


Honeydukes Lover

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:49 pm


Quote:
WeR U TheR wEn i Kiilld tHt MosE it WuZ kiik AZZM it StrtD SqiikN N ShiiT iif U WernT U MisD ot


Translation:

Were you there when I killed that Mouse? It was kick-a**! It started squeaking and s***. If you weren't there you missed out!


((poor mousy.....))
PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:54 pm


What the hell was that! It was like the dead trying to communicate. twisted

XXPosionAngel100XX


mdarkcecil

PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:28 pm


KingKidd
Damn. I don't understand why none of these idiots that post in "txt tlk" or "1337" can just take the time to type out their words. "Oh, it saves time," they say, but, really, shortening "you" to "u"? Oh, boy, 3 seconds! "Lol" to "That's funny"? Oh my, you just saved 4 and a half seconds!

I wouldn't care if they were playing warcraft or a game with real time battle, but this was f-ing myspace. You have plenty of time to type stuff on myspace, no ogres or "lvl 70s" are coming at you and 3 - 4.5 seconds means the diference between life and death... in the game ninja . That would be funny if Ogres and high level players tried to kill your myspace character, though lol .
PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:55 pm


....I wasn't able to comprehend a single word of that....if there WAS any words.

Kairi_12


Alien Muffin

PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:11 pm


xXxXxXx

*twitch*
I know what that was.
That was a secret CSI agent trying to contact zombies/aliens/dead robots.
I just know.
*twitchtwitch*
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