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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:38 am
Granted! But your bed keeps remaking itself while your still in it, tossing and turning, well at least you'll wake up without having to do the bed ever again.
I wish I could have heat radiated gloves.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:41 am
Granted!
Heat-radiated gloves? They're so hot they burn your hands. Enjoy getting a skin graft.
I wish that the new Harry Potter book would come out sooner. [Might not be able to get it before going to camp.]
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:07 pm
granted!
unfortunately everyone except hermione dies in the first five pages, and the rest of the book is her talking about potions.
i wish i had pancakes.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:24 pm
Granted!
Except that they're fake rubber pancakes. Have fun eating those!
I wish I didn't require sleep.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:57 pm
Granted!
You may not require sleep, but that's because of the fact that you're now a brainless flesh eating zombie.
That rather interferes with your plans on writing for the summer, doesn't it. After all, for one your brainless, and for two you have five or six zombie hunters after your head.
I wish it would snow.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:16 am
Granted!!!
Congradulations it snowed so much that it knocked out the power so you no longer have a computer to work on and or light to see paper with. Also it continues to snow that you become burried in your house and because there is no power the heating system no longer works and your house becomes a giant freezer that you slowly freeze to death in along with your unfinished novel.
I wish we were already moved and I had more then one day to work on my story.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:30 am
Granted!
Now that you've moved and have a bajillion days to write, you lost everything that you can write with so for those bajillion days or so, you're bored out of your mind...
I wish that there was Guitar Hero for the Wii!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:46 pm
Granted! Congratulation! Only, now you're hooked playing it, and you play so much that your arms fall off. No typing/writing for you. However, not only do your arms fall off. You forget to eat, sleep, or do any of the necessary things to keep your body going, and you turn into a braindead zombie. Before dying a horribly dramatic death when your television explodes in your face.
Tough luck.
I wish this summer would last forever <3
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:12 pm
Granted!
So have you ever seen the movie Groundhog Day? Well, you're stuck on one day of this summer for the rest of time. Unlike Groundhog Day, there's no getting out of it. Have fun repeating one day of this summer over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!
I wish I had a new laptop.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:51 pm
Granted!
Wow, that's a sweet laptop. Windows Vista? One of the best models? You must be lucky!
Not.
Your system is even more advanced than windows vista, and thus very desirable among a large community of hackers. They find a way through your firewall and your computer crashes, and then (not to be fantasizing this in any way) an evil ninja breaks through your window and steals it.
Now you're out a very expensive laptop, all of your novel that was saved on it, and your living room window.
I wish my friend could come stay with me for a week. (She lives in a far away land called Lindenhurst, and she is my bestest fwend.)
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:52 am
Granted! Except that she just happens to be so wrapped up with SuWriMo herself that she misses her plane there! You did only say "could".
I wish I was less lazy so I could make up the weeks without writing.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:18 pm
Granted, but now your working so much that you don't sleep, eat or drink, well you might end up in a nearly grave at this rate.
I wish I had enough books to read to last me through the summers holidays.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:14 pm
Granted!
Very well, you have all the books you'd ever wish for to last you through summer holiday. (Including the new Harry Potter book, I might add.)
You spent all your time reading, though.
It's now August 31, and you only have 9k done.
What're you going to do now?
I wish I could focus more on writing my SuWriMos project, rather than all my other random ideas. (I've probably already written 30,000 words, but only about a third of it's for SuWriMos. D:
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:07 pm
Granted! Now you have it almost completely finished, August 30th, with just one more sentence to go... and your computer blows up. Your SuWriMos is now history.
I wish more people would read my story.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:29 pm
Granted! Now EVERYONE wants to read your story! They like it so much that they stalk you every minute of every day, just waiting for you. They hide under your bed, your closet--hey even your bathroom. Say good-bye to privacy.
I wish my characters would do what I tell them to.
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