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 Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:09 pm
LilithVamteary Aspin Loeborka LilithVamteary Aspin Loeborka LilithVamteary Flinks Oo, yas. Mesa needs to remember to tell you guys that I'm gonna be gone for the next five days, then I'll be back for two days, then gone for ten MORE days...0.o Just a warning, not that anyone cares... We'll miss you!!! crying YOu're my Faveorite!!!! Even over my Daughter and wife!!!! crying Are you talking about me??? ... But I'm just your step daughter!!! Crimson's my real Daddy remember!?! whee No. Hes not. remember?
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:39 pm
Aspin Loeborka LilithVamteary Aspin Loeborka LilithVamteary Aspin Loeborka LilithVamteary Flinks Oo, yas. Mesa needs to remember to tell you guys that I''m gonna be gone for the next five days, then I''ll be back for two days, then gone for ten MORE days...0.o Just a warning, not that anyone cares... We''ll miss you!!! crying YOu''re my Faveorite!!!! Even over my Daughter and wife!!!! crying Are you talking about me??? ... But I''m just your step daughter!!! Crimson''s my real Daddy remember!?! whee No. Hes not. remember?.....Oh yeah... sweatdrop
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Lilith-Queen_of_Malice Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:31 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:30 pm
No need for confusion, CJ. It's just that Lilith decided that since neither her father nor mother had red eyes, and she did, and Crimson had red eyes, he must be her real daddy. But it's all Aspin's fault. Really. xp
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:26 am
Flinks No need for confusion, CJ. It's just that Lilith decided that since neither her father nor mother had red eyes, and she did, and Crimson had red eyes, he must be her real daddy. But it's all Aspin's fault. Really. xp umm ok that works I guess
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:34 pm
CJ420 Flinks No need for confusion, CJ. It's just that Lilith decided that since neither her father nor mother had red eyes, and she did, and Crimson had red eyes, he must be her real daddy. But it's all Aspin's fault. Really. xp umm ok that works I guess Well, it IS teh Kingdom of Insanity...something like this had to happen, it's merely a wonder it didn't occur sooner. eek Hey-yo shizzely fo! ^_^
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:09 pm
One can wonder....
WE WANT A JOKE! WE WANT A JOKE!
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:29 am
Dave, John and Sam were involved in a horrific car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven, Saint Peter came up to them and said,
'You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds and will have your transport chosen accordingly'
Saint Peter looked at Dave.
'You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times. For this you will drive around heaven in an old, beat-up Skoda.'
Next Saint Peter looked at John.
'You were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this you will forever travel through heaven in a Lada station wagon.'
Saint Peter finally looked at Sam.
'You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex before marriage and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.'
A short time later, John and Dave pulled their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the bonnet, head in hands, crying.
'What's wrong Sam?' they asked. 'You got the Ferrari. You're set forever. Why so down?'
Sam looked up ever so slowly, opened his mouth and cried,
'I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard.'
mrgreen That was bad. I'm alphabetizing books right now...not fun... xp Well. it was fun for a while!
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:31 am
An Australian cricket fan dies on match day (probably from drinking too much) and goes to heaven in his Australian cricket shirt.
He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks Saint Peter.
'Hello mate,' the Aussie says.
'No Australian cricket fans in heaven,' replies Saint Peter.
'What?' exclaims the man, astonished.
'You heard, no Australian cricket fans.'
'But, but, but, I've been a good man,' replies the Aussie.
'Oh really,' says Saint Peter. 'What have you done then?'
'Well, three weeks before I died I gave $10 to the starving children in Africa.'
'Oh,' says Saint Peter, 'anything else?'
'Well, two weeks before I died I also gave $10 to the homeless.'
'Hmmm, anything else?'
'Yeah. A week before I died I gave $10 to the Albanian orphans.'
'OK,' said Saint Peter, 'you wait here a minute while I have a word with the boss.'
Ten minutes pass before Saint Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, 'I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $30 back, now shoo.
The whole world's a joke. Laugh at that. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:33 am
Those weren't half bad but may be you have some super hero jokes???
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Lilith-Queen_of_Malice Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:19 pm
Super hero jokes...
xp Hm...
Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft will pull you back inside the building on the third floor?"
"Get outta here," said Clark.
"No I'm serious, watch me."
Clark hopped off the building and sure enough, he was taken in by the draft at the third floor window. He took the elevator back to the top and Tom and a security guard that arrived were standing there, Tom in awe.
"I can't believe it." Said Tom.
"I know you should try it Tom."
So Tom hopped off and plunged into the ground.
"Superman you're an a*****e when you're drunk." said the security guard.
.....
mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:43 pm
I think Tom was supposed to say get out of here. Not Clark.
stare
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:49 pm
Oops.
*shrugs* But you get the joke, so who cares. xp
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