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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:00 pm
58. You can always hide an opera manuscript somewhere on your body, and then, shock/perplex fans and viewers, by pulling it out of this unknown spot.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:28 pm
Polan 58. You can always hide an opera manuscript somewhere on your body, and then, shock/perplex fans and viewers, by pulling it out of this unknown spot. You noticed that too? 59.When you have a long swishy cape, swish at every possible moment(Erik swishes twice in Past the point of no return, and twice in music of the night, and once in "all I ask of you" repraise, exc...) 60.When you're a sociopath trying to make an innocent chorus girl fall in love with you, murdering people and hanging them onstage isn't exactly the way to go. Neithr is dropping a chandalier. 61.When your mask is pulled off, your sexy black hair immediatly disapears or turns into little grey wisps.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:34 pm
LOL Once again, thanks to all who responded!
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:11 pm
sopranophantomista01 LOL Once again, thanks to all who responded! ^^ no prob. 62.When you make life sized dolls of people, and put them in wedding dresses, they *tend* to think you're a tad obsessed, and therefore, faint. 63.When you unveil your life sized doll for the second time, you will notice that there are no arms on it, although you distincly remember seeing them before. You will also note, that this time, it LOOKS like a dummy, and before, it looked like your long lost twin.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:14 pm
64. Keep your hands at the level of your eyes.
............... -_-;;;
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:32 pm
Kaliea_1 64. Keep your hands at the level of your eyes. ............... -_-;;; aha! I knew I forgot something xd 65.What a 'fop' is.... 65.If you put sparky s**t in your cleavage, somebody is bound to fondle you.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:40 pm
Artemis12 Kaliea_1 64. Keep your hands at the level of your eyes. ............... -_-;;; aha! I knew I forgot something xd 65.What a 'fop' is.... 65.If you put sparky s**t in your cleavage, somebody is bound to fondle you.
66. Orange marmalade is not just for toast.
67. What a "hernia" is.
68. People fight back twice as hard in a sword-fight when you cut thier "preening arm."
69. If you're trying to get a woman to love you (o_o DX Not that I'd ever use this advice...) don't call her a viper.
70. Or scream at her in general.
71. Or shake her.
72. Or try to make her sing sex-songs with you.
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:49 am
Youko-chan 69. If you're trying to get a woman to love you (o_o DX Not that I'd ever use this advice...) don't call her a viper. 70. Or scream at her in general. 71. Or shake her. 72. Or try to make her sing sex-songs with you. *Bursts out laughing* rofl Oh boy, thats going in my away message!
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:49 am
K-Mage Youko-chan 69. If you're trying to get a woman to love you (o_o DX Not that I'd ever use this advice...) don't call her a viper. 70. Or scream at her in general. 71. Or shake her. 72. Or try to make her sing sex-songs with you. *Bursts out laughing* rofl Oh boy, thats going in my away message!
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:19 pm
I think all these should be added to the main list.
73.) Think of the consenquences before letting a guy who was formerly known as "The Trap Door Lover" build an Opera House for you.
74.) Always pay your bills, otherwise you might have to pay even more as a chandelier replacement.
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:14 pm
75. When funky things are happening in an opera house, blame the smexay musical genius/psychopath in the basement before you have proof it's him.
76. Don't make your voice instructor mad, especially when he is a certified psychopath and very vengeful.
77. If you are a manager and get notes with instructions on how to run your theatre signed "O.G.", follow the instructions. Or else you might have a chandelier fall on your thick skull.
78. Fondle girls when they're possesed because then they won't slap you.
Personally, I don't follow the last one, but hey, someone might.
Ooh I thought of a new one:
79. While a mask that only covers half of your face is very cool, it might be better to wear one that covers your whole face and is hard to take off when around curious singers.
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:51 pm
Jarlaxle Baenre 39.) A genius is a madman. But a madmam is a true genius. Embrace your insanity, let it run rampant. (Give me a break, I'm new at this. sweatdrop ) I love your avatar. 4laugh heart I think the one thing I learned in Phantom is: 80. It's not okay to blow up the opera house under any circumstances.
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Phantom of the Shrub Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:03 pm
81. Learning the fancy scientific Latin names of every Phantom known to man.
82. The Crawfordis Terrificus is your favorite species.
83. Attempted or thinking of filming the "Crawfordis Terrificus" in its natural habitat.
84. Actually bought the Robert Enguld's Phantom on DVD and the cashier asked for your ID for age verification. (Did it! And its R Rated.)
85. That Sir Living Legend Michael Patrick Dumble-Smith is THE KING OF ALL PHANTOMS and the greatest living Phantom ever! (AKA Michael Crawford)
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:18 pm
Ha..all of these are great!
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:19 pm
86. One should never reveal talents such as singing like Michael Crawford (subject A) to people like you, the phans(subject B).
87. That the Music of the Night is not just a song...(XDDD)
88. That Youko-chan will ask anyone who sounds like Michael Crawford(ME!) if they have any hernias. And orange marmalade. Which I had for breakfest the other day...(Poor Erik!)
89. That all Eriks will forever have crazy phans.
90. Boobtastic dresses do draw attention to oneself.
91. Beware collapsible bodices and smexy men in tight pants.
92. The Red Death costume is not as comfortable as it looks. Trust me on that one...X__X -wearing it again for Halloween-
93. Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho makes an intresting Phantom. And a non whimpy Raoul. Who fights with pretty roses! LOOKIEEEE!!! -swings around a rose whip-
94. Never ever go around the Paris Opera House without a sword. Or a punjab if you're a Phantom. And The Look if you're a Christine.
95. Hitting Sarah Brightman's high note is not as easy as everyone makes it out to be. For most, it will always sound like you are screaming. -insert headache-
96. Phantom's are not meant to be eyecandy. That is meant for le Vicomte. (:
97. Phangirls love Gerry Phantom.
98. Most hate Raoul...even if they don't really know who he is...
99. Any chandelier can be a Chandelier of Doom and Exposition!
100. Leroux Erik is the Erik to end all Eriks. THE END!
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