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 Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:25 am
Me: Henceforth, Envy shall be declared the Thrice-Damned Palm-Tree-Head!
His hair seriously has a palm tree thing going on. And Thrice Damned because Thrice sounds cool and I want to maim him for killing Maes.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:40 am
itwasntme666 Cali Angel OH!!! A resent one 3nodding Me: Why do they keep saying that's a guy? It sounds like a girl looks like a girl and wait IT'S A GUY!!!! Envy you have fouled me talk2hand thats wut i was talking about I know but it was in like episode 30 something that I fianly figured it out when they keep saying he. and him 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:05 am
Me: Damn, Envy is such a b***h!
GG: Um...Jimmy...
Me: I can't beleive Maes was killed off by an ugly-a** masculine-
GG: Envy's a guy...
Me *twitch* ******** yeah...and Hawkeye's dog training scared me... 0.o;;
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:45 pm
All right... I've been debating for a while to type this, but my weirdest thought has got to be when I was thinking of Scar Killing in the name of God and for some reason I thought of him saying "I'm killing you in the name of Cheese sandwiches." That's the one thing I can really remember.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:01 am
Scar kills Grand, i stand up and i'm shouting, dancing around and my friend comes in...
Friend: WTF?!!
Me: Grand is dead! Grand is dead!
Friend: I kinda liked grand...
Me: EVIL!!! MONKEY!!!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:39 am
BakuraFan All right... I've been debating for a while to type this, but my weirdest thought has got to be when I was thinking of Scar Killing in the name of God and for some reason I thought of him saying "I'm killing you in the name of Cheese sandwiches." That's the one thing I can really remember. ................................ rofl
I'll..... and..... kill..... cheese sandwiches.... Scar saying..... rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:11 pm
hehehe...there have been quite a few times where me and my friends think funny stuff about FMA...but...i can only remember two, cuz they made me laugh hard:
Here, we were randomnly watching an episode:
Me:.....hey....*pokes my friend*
Friend: *Reading my manga* wat??
Me:...You know what i just realized??
Friend: That you're retarded???
Me:....no.....*grabs manga back*
Friend: Hey!! It was a joke!!!
Me: I know...anyways....you know what i just realized?
Friend: no...
Me: Ed is always fighting...and they always get torn up...and...when he changes his automail into that sword thingy...his gloves get broken....how much do you think he pays for the same outfit??? Or better yet...about how much of the same clothing do you think he has in his closet??
Friend: He doesn't.....
Me: oh?? Then what do you think he does??
Friend: *claps her hands* this!!! 4laugh
When I forced my other friend to watch FMA
Me: You gotta watch this anime!! It's so cool!
Friend: Fine...
Me: That's Ed....he's the fullmetal alchemist and the main character. Oh, and that big suit of armour...that's Al.
Friend: Eh??? Al???
Me: Yes...Al
Friend: But...but...that's a guy's name....
Me: why yes...yes it is....Al is Ed's little brother who's soul is attached to the armour.
Friend: BROTHER?!?!?
Me: yes.....what'd you think Al was??
Friend: I thought he was a girl that was inside that armour becuz she had a low self-esteem because she was so big and tall and was too scared to show herself.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:52 am
(watching ep. 6 when the little girl asks if Winry is Ed's Girlfriend)
Ed: NO!!!!!!! Hell to the no!!!! She's my..........b***h.
Al: *gasps* Brother!! Don't use bad language!!
Ed: Whaaat?? She is!
little girl(forgot her name): what's a...b-b***h??
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:48 pm
Me + my sister + Fullmetal alchemist = randomness
Roy(to ed): I bet you can't go a day without being dramaful (sis made the word up..i tihink XD)
Ed: I can so go a day without being dramaful.
Roy: If you can go a whole day without being dramaful, you won't have to do any of my paperwork.
Ed: you're on!
-the next day-
-Ed and Al are in the cafeteria for some reason, and Ed's eye is twitching-
Al: um...is something wrong?
-sadly Al was the closest one for Ed to 'let go' on XD-
Ed: How could you AL?! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I won!!
-Ed slaps Al-
-Ed pretends like he's getting beat up, then he lays on the ground like he's knocked out-
-Roy is laughing his head off-
-Everyone looks at Al-
Al: -nervous laugh- I have no clue what he's talkong about. That was totally out of the random..heheh
-Nakami (me) walks by roy as he's laughing his butt off-
Nakami: hey, whats going on?
-Roy points in the direction of the cafeteria. Nakami sees Ed laying dramatically on the floor-
Nakami: uh...Ed?
Ed: um...sorry 'bout that. I was just..uh -something clicks in his brain-
Ed: OH CRAP!! I GOTTA DO ROYS PAPERWORK!!
-Ed runs off-
end
(more to come)
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:37 pm
Flame vs. Metal (Riza's dog training)
Me: What the hell? She just shot at the dog! eek
Friend: Aww... that's sad!
Me: She... just shot at the dog!
Friend: Yeah, you told me... it's sad...
Me: She... and the dog...*stares*
Friend: *hits me and I fall over* YES I KNOW!
Me: That was....*sitting up*
Friend: *sighs* Sad, yes, I KNOW.
Me: That was...
Friend: Sad...?
Me: That was... *jumps to feet* THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD!
Friend: *sigh* You weirdo...
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:57 am
The final episodes of Full Metal Alchemist made me think of Neon Genesis Evangelion's final episodes.
"Everyone's dying, it's 3rd impact all over again..."
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:40 am
My brother weatching Scar kill the guy and covered in some blood...
(Bro narrataing for Scar) "Damn, i juts got this dry cleaned!"
My friend (being a boy) and i discussing something about Roy's dream...
Friend: "Why miniskirts?"
Me: "Fulfilling erotic fantasies maybe?"
Friend: "But why miniskirts?"
Me: "I dunno you ninny!" (Ninny... funny word...)
Friend: "I just got an idea!"
Me: "What? that you'll give up dating girls and go out with guys?" (his luck with girls is terrible...)
Frined: "Noted and may be taken into account. But when i'm old enough, i will be president!"
Me: "ARE YOU FLIPPING INSANE?! Who in their right minds would elect you president?!! That''l plumit the country in political chaos and turmoil!"
Friend: "Okay, i have no clue what you just said, but i will turn that miniskirt idea into a reality! When i'm president, all female officers will be required to wear miniskirts!"
Me: "WTF?!!!"
Friend: "Gain support of the nation, and the troops!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:55 am
lol my god thats sooo good!! xd xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:57 am
My (boy)friend doing a word associationi game with me...
Friend: Apple
Me: Pie
Friend: maes
Me: funny
Friend: peach
Me: pie!!!
Friend: words of farewell
Me: pie!
Friend: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Me: absolutely nothing, why?
Frined: I said Words of Farewell and you say pie. WHO THE HECK DOES THAT?!!
Me: Evidently i do because in the first three minutes of the episode, i see an apple pie. That sight will always be engraved in my mind....
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:01 am
-Roy is leaving his office-
Riza: Where do you think your going?
Roy: um..Fullmetal volunteered to do the top half of my paperwork. I'll do the rest tomorrow. -runs off-
Riza: I guess I'll go harass Fullmetal.
-Ed's trying to write as fast as he can-
Riza Boy, you betta write fasta! -gun pointed at Ed's head-
Ed: I'm doing the best I can!!! -crying-
-Ed finally finishes at 5 in the morning-
-Roy walks in-
Roy: you finish with my paperwork yet?
Ed: -whining- Yes, and my wrist feels like spaghetti..
Roy: Why did it take you so long? All you had to write is Lieutenant Colonel Roy Mustang. (paperwork was taller than roy's house)
Ed: But Riza made me do the whole stack
Roy: Awesome! no paperwork for the next 3 weeks!!
Ed: that was your paperwork for the next 3 weeks?! what have you been doing??!!!
Roy: I just stacked up so I could make that bet on you, Cuz I knew you would lose -Thunbs up and an ear-to-ear grin-
Ed: Imma kill you someday
end
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