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Some Random Comedian I Saw On TV
There are no atheists because if you don’t believe in something that you think doesn’t exist, then you are believing that something doesn’t exist, but you cant not believe in something that doesn’t exist, therefore, the thing you don’t believe exists must exist because you don’t believe in it.
lol
Mother approaches child, holding her purse.
Mom: Did you take $5 from my purse?
Son: No.
Mom: But I think you did. I don't need to prove whether you did or not, because I think you did, and I couldn't think that unless it was true.