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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:55 pm
Kairi.nin BRILLIANT. -THROWS 50CENT RING- scream
AND I'M SEME. scream
KAPEASH? scream *CATCHES RING AND PUTS IT ON* IT'S BEAUTIFUL. scream
UM. OKAY. KAPEASH. scream
BUT THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DO THE LAUNDRY AND COOK. scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:01 pm
... scream
FINE. scream
BUT I CAN'T GUARANTEE YOU'LL SURVIVE MY COOKING. scream
LET'S ORDER TAKE-OUT FROM NOW ON, OKAY? scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:03 pm
OKAY FINE. scream
CAN WE AFFORD THAT?! scream
I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE RELATIONSHIP WITH A JOB, AND I'M NOT SURE IF $15 A DAY CAN CUT IT. scream
WHILE I'M AT WORK, YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS. scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:07 pm
SO WE'LL ROB A FEW BANKS. scream
AND KIDS? NO KIDS. I DON'T WANT KIDS. I HATE KIDS. scream
YOU CAN GET A PET, AS LONG AS IT STAYS OUTSIDE. scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:10 pm
WELL. scream
TOO BAD FOR YOU. BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? scream
I'M PREGNANT! scream
...OKAY NOT REALLY. scream
I WILL JUST ADOPT SASSY AND SUIGGY. DO THEY SLEEP OUTSIDE TOO? scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:13 pm
.. scream
DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT. scream
NO TAKE-OUT FOR YOU. scream
AND NO. SASSY AND SUIGGY GET THEIR OWN BED IN THE KITCHEN. scream
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FEED THEM, TOO? scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:16 pm
WHAT?! scream
MY PETS WILL HAVE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE, BUT YOURS STAY IN THE KITCHEN?! scream
HOW UNFAIR. scream
YES, YOU HAVE TO FEED THEM, TOO. scream
WELCOME TO WIFE AND FAMILY, KAIRI. scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:19 pm
.. WHAT? ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN? scream
WE'RE MARRIED NOW. THEREFORE, WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS. scream
SASSY AND SUIGGY ARE YOURS, TOO. scream
-OUR- PETS SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. scream
DAMMIT. I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE. scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:23 pm
WELL, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT?! scream
I BABYSIT EVERYDAY FROM NINE TO SEVEN, SO I CAN SUPPORT YOU AND THE CHILDRENKITTIES. scream
MY TOENAILS ARE RED AND PURPLE AND I SPENT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES WASHING RED LIP STICK OFF MY LIPS. scream
AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING BECAUSE ORDERING PAPA JOHN'S IS JUST SOOOO HARD. scream
ILOVEYOUDAMMIT. scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:28 pm
WELL, NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU. scream
IF YOU WANT PITY YOU CAN FORGET IT. scream
YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW I DON'T GIVE ANYONE PITY. scream
.. -SIGH- .. ILOVEYOUTOO. scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:32 pm
NOT EVEN YOUR UKE WIFE? scream
WELL, FINE. scream
I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY. scream
BUT MY LAUNDRY NEEDS TO BE DONE. scream
WHAT'S WITH THE SIGHING?! scream
heart scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:36 pm
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:37 pm
.. HELLO, IMOGEN. scream
AS FOR LAUNDRY, I'LL DO IT TOMORROW. scream
TOMORROW IS LAUNDRY DAY. scream
AND YOU KNOW WHY I SIGH. scream
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. scream
IT IS USELESS TO STATE WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW. scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:39 pm
IMOGEN. HI. scream
OKAY. I WILL DO THE DISHES AND DUST. scream
AND PLAY WITH THE KITTIES. scream
YOU'RE RIGHT. scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:41 pm
GUESS WHAT KAIRI? scream
I'M HAVING IIA'S BABIES. scream
AND IMOGENS. scream
AND HIDANS. scream
AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. scream
I EXPECT CHIlD SUPPORT!!! scream
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