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 Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:02 pm
Vader- Hey, has anyone seen where I put by JarJar doll?.... oh, there you are! Did baby miss daddy?! Oh yes he did! He did! HE DID!!!!!!!!!!..... oh god, who left that on?!
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:07 pm
Intercom: Attention all personal we have a new comanding officer on the ship. Please welcome Grand Admiral Gir.
Gir:I'm gonna sing the doom song, doom doom doom do doom do doom
*Eject pods take off*
*Gun shots go off as people commit suicide*
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:01 pm
Cale Darksun Intercom:"Good Morning, Dave." ((HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Omg, that is so fecking funny! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! *falls onto floor laughing*))
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:19 am
Has anybody seen my Nexus they go by slashy and disemboweler thank you.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:42 pm
Attention all Imperial Personal, we regret to inform you lord vader does sleep walk with hi lightsaber on. please remain out of sight until he GWAAAAHHHHHH *Light saber hums followed by vader's snoring*
Attention all personel if you see a ten foot wampa beast in your sector do not engage. Instead call the bridge to inform us of yours location so we may seal it off. Thank you and have a pleasant day *CLICK*
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:03 pm
Intercom: Helloooo Deathstar this is your DJ TK-1138 or as lord Palpatine calls me, "the punk in the box". Ha ha, well today we'll kick it off with a request from TK-1597 in sector 6 hope you enjoy and remember to always rock out. *Plays Highway to Hell by AC/DC*
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:36 am
Tarkin: Evacuate now? In our moment of Triumph? Actually, that sounds like a good idea...
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:10 am
Computer: The Death Star will now self destruct in 10... 9... 8... 6...
Vader: 6? What happened to 7?
Computer: Just kidding. 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Have a nice day.
Vader and Palps: Thank you.
* boom *
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:59 pm
Rebel Trooper: Um Hello anyone onboard?
Han: Hey keep it down. We don't need o alert the entire crew we're in the main engine rooms.
Rebel trooper: Uh commander Solo, what's this red light for and the red but here? I just pressed?
Han: The red light show the intercom is on the button... Oh SHIIITTTTT!!
Rebel pilot: Commander skywalker cann you hear me this is Rogue two.
Commander Solo can you here me this is roge two.
Imperial officer: Wrong frequence scumbag.
Admiral peyette: Don't say that! We can locate there base! Keep him on.
Rebel Pilot: Oh crap!
*Static*
Vader: what is the status on the rebel base Admiral?
Admiral Peyete: Well Lord Vader.... You see.. we uh... we los... *gags*
Vader: With this kind of a Navy the rebels will surely when. I must tell the Kaminoans not to clone the clones....
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:41 pm
Vader: IF I DON'T GET A CUP OF CAF IN TEN SECONDS, I'LL KILLEVERYBODY ABOARD THIS KRIFFING SHIP!!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:01 pm
Intercom: Intruder detected on the bridge.
Vader: You idiotic computer, it's me, Lord Vader.
Intercom: Intruder Lord Vader detected on the bridge.
Vader: No! I'm Lord Vader, and this is MY ship.
Intercom: Intruder Lord Vader has stolen the Executor from the bridge.
Vader: What!? NO! I'm in the Empire, I'm one of you.
Intercom: Intruder Lord Vader has stolen the Executor, and is a spy impersonating an Imperial officer.
Vader: Gah! No! I'm the Lord of the Sith, you huttspawn machine!
Intercom: Intruder Lord Vader is a spy impersonating an Imperial officer and is suffering from delusions.
Vader: LOOK HERE, YOU STUPID MACHINE! I AM DARTH VADER, LORD OF THE SITH, AND I COMMAND YOU TO RECOGNIZE MY AUTHORITY ABOARD THIS SHIP!
Intercom: Intruder Lord Vader is a spy impersonating an Imperial officer, has stolen the Executor, and has gone hysterical. Security is advised to detain the intruder and administer psychiatric treatment.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:52 pm
Officer: Attention all personnel.... we are out of toilet paper...
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:32 pm
Bridge officer: Red alert, all personnel to battle stations - OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA- * static *
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:41 am
Palpy: Attention all troops, it has been proven that I have kriffing pooped myself in every sector, please be advised, also, we are having wampa claws for lunch today.
Vader: *walks in with his arm around a girl* So I says to the guy, Lucas, we should put more of Luke in the movie, and less of leia. *The girl pulls of her mask and turns out to be leia* You Kriffing SOB! -Blaster shots, leia gagging sounds-
Palpy:*craps himself again* O-M-TEH-G-NESS! YOU KILLED YOUR APPRENTICE!
Vader:Um, boss, the red light is on.
Palpy: Uh, hehe, that will be all -poot-.
Sounds of blaster shots go off as troops kill them selves.
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