King of Halla
Natsuri
::passes by:: Literate Weapons Rack! Get your literate weapons here! Free service exclusive to all members of the Grammar Guild of Gaia!!!
::spots King of Halla:: You sir look interested in a weapon off my Literates' Weapons Rack! Care for a pick? All kinds, and all types of weapons are here for your wielding. You name it, I got it!
::spots King of Halla:: You sir look interested in a weapon off my Literates' Weapons Rack! Care for a pick? All kinds, and all types of weapons are here for your wielding. You name it, I got it!
Ooh, I'll take the one that shoots English Books!
A wise choice, my man! biggrin This is the GRAM-14 High Magazine Capacity Five Rounder Webstinator. Basic features include a five shots per round capability, extra large cup holder, and spare clip reload feature. Guaranteed to ice a noob with a well-placed blow to the head! twisted Allow me a demonstration. ::fires a one shot round at the said commercial and TV blows up in sparks and shattered glass:: And there you have it! ::throws him the weapon:: Enjoy your new GRAM-14 Webstinator. wink
Running a text-talk commercial special at the Literate Weapons Rack! Just doing my business here.