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 Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:52 pm
58:your brother loves yaoi.
Omg im guilty of that!
59:at a place like chuck e cheeses or incredible pizza you run around screaming "buttsex!"
guilty!
60:you made up a song about yaoi.
guilty<3 "manlove! sweet manlove! buttsex galore! sakura is a stupid whore!"
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:28 pm
Buddygirl 52. When walking down hallways (or on the street) and you see two guys walking next to each other, you automatically think "YAOI!" Even if they're only walking. It intensifies if they shove each other,
53.You're convinced that if you think hard enough that yaoi WILL appear in the next episode/book.
54. You really, really, REALLY, want a bisexual boyfriend. Just so that you can talk about yaoi with him. (My friend has one and he LOVES Naruto yaoi. I'm so jealous.)
55. You look down when you pee/change and yell "Why couldn't I have been born with a p***s?!" (Done it while changing. I scared my friend.)
56. Hetero pairings have slowly dripped from your favorites page/links and have been replaced by yaoi insanity.
57. When you're daydreaming in class and a friend ask you what you're thinking about you answer with- "Mansex." They usually leave you alone after this.
I've done so many of these it's hard to count. ^^; Lol number 55 My friend did that before. *WE wear uniforms that make your pants look all scrunched up.* SO my friend was just sitting then busted out laughing I just stared at her until she said. "Look! I finally did it! I have a p***s! Now I can have mansex!" I slid my desk over, but she came up to me and said. "So you're going to have mansex infront of me one of these days right?" I jumped out of my chair and yelled OUTLOUD. "I'm not gay! I"m too young for that type of stuff anyway! ANd I will not have mansex to satisfy your female p***s needs!" The whole class stared at me and I got sent to the office.
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:53 pm
Buddygirl
57. When you're daydreaming in class and a friend ask you what you're thinking about you answer with- "Mansex." They usually leave you alone after this.For this one, my friends don't leave me alone... they'll ask what kind, and such. My friend Jen has this thing with Kingdom Hearts II characters... 'His name is Xemnas. m-a-n s-e-x Got it memorized?' She says it at least once a day sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:48 am
61: You refuse to read any yaoi fic that does not have at least one lemon per chapter.
I've also gotten a strait guy friend to talk about yaoi with me. He throughs out a random pairing and I explain wither it works or not.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:20 am
How about this?
I'm going to attempt to make plushies, which I've never done before, but I'm going to put magnets in their heads so I can make them kiss. First up? Kiba and....either Kankuro, Shikamaru, or Shino heart
BTW, anyone know a good website or something that can show me how to make plushies??? PM me or something....
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:54 am
Buddygirl
55. You look down when you pee/change and yell "Why couldn't I have been born with a p***s?!" (Done it while changing. I scared my friend.)
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:29 am
I have a couple more now...
62. When you see a picture of one of the men from your OTP and someone else besides the other member of your OTP, you die a little on the inside and tears come to your eyes.
63. Your background on your computor has either your OTP or favorite character
64. Your SCHOOL background has either your OTP or favorite character
(( sweatdrop Guilty...))
65. No one in school dares look over your shoulder when you are on the computor. The last kid who did suffered intense nosebleed and shock syndrome.
66. You don't care if your OTP is popular with everyone else... and if people badmouth it beacuse it is a 'fad'. You are so devoted, you just ignore them all!
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:28 pm
((School related huh? I got some more then... xD))
67. Your school folders are filled with Naruto yaoi fanart everywhere... Inside out.
68. If you lost your books/backpack/folders, someone knows instantly who they belong too.
69. Your cell wallpaper is Naruto yaoi related. (Heh. I got #69 xD)
70. Your locker is also filled with Naruto yaoi pictures.
71. You have tagged school property (hopefully just a table or chair you delinquents) with "SasuxNaru forever!" or some other OTP.
72. You have accidentally blurted out an OTP pairing as an answer to a question in class.
73. You see your grades as something related to yaoi. (Ex. A-a** rape, B-Buttsex, C-Condom and D-Dominatrix >_>; , F-F***)
74. You have gotten A-S-S on your report card and laughed your head off.... (O, S, N are citizenship grades)
75. You have done a report/project/presentation on your OTP.
76. You got in trouble for expressing your belief in yaoi too much/too loudly.
77. You have been in the talent show and performed a skit with something Naruto yaoi related.
((That's all for now.))
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:54 pm
Hrm...
78. You have written a report about yaoi in general or a pairing.
(^ Happened in a survery for me, that would be like...the average intelligance of 8th graders, and I got writing. Write a short essay on a favorite hobby, passtime, subject, occasion, etc.)
I'm guilty of 67. I've got ItaSasu kissing on my math folder, where everyone can see it. I'm surprised my teacher hasn't seen it yet XD
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:14 pm
I've got a picture of Kankuro and Gaara on my Science folder... It isn't really Yaoi-related (just a picture of the brothers together), but... could be easily switched into the Yaoi category...
I used to dislike seeing Kankuro with anyone but Shino, or Kiba xD
And still get a little iffy when seeing Haku with anyone other then Zabuza-san... >.>;;
79. Yelled at your teacher for losing a picture of a Naruto character you drew for them, just because it was one of your favorite characters
(Drew a picture of Deidara for my Art teacher, once... with 'Art is a Bang!' on the side... He lost it the same day I gave it to him... gonk )
My backpack is FULL of drawings! I'm also very glad my mother doesn't go through my room, or... well, I don't know what she'd say about most of the stuff I print out to read/ draw....
Oh! And, I had a picture of Kankuro on my school-computer login...
And... people are a little afraid of reading over my shoulder... ninja
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:14 pm
Quote: 10. When you see a picture of a boy and girl kissing, you think "Ew. A boy kissing a girl. That is DISGUSTING!" 71. You have tagged school property (hopefully just a table or chair you delinquents) with "SasuxNaru forever!" or some other OTP.
I'm guilty of these... sweatdrop
80. Your teacher constantly yell at you for turning in papers with shonen-ai and (I only do this on English papers) explic yaoi drawn on them.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:09 pm
81 - Any school project that you can, you make subtle hints about yaoi in it that only those who know what yaoi is would pick out.
^^' Damn, I've done a lot on this list.....and for almost any project I've done in school, there is some kind of yaoi reference, where the teachers completely miss it and just give it a 100%, but my friends look at it and make comments XDD
Had to write a multi-genre story in english. I got an A+ on it, and my teacher said, "Wonderful story", my friends say, "Omg those guys are so gay!" XDDD I got to do a project on Death Note in english (don't ask), and I made several Raito/L comments, comments about how Mello is dead sexy in his tight leather clothing, the cover I had to draw had Raito and L handcuffed.....the only ones who saw the yaoi were my friends O.o
82 - You nearly get a nosebleed just watching guys in the hallway goof around....
^^' Guys at my school seem to enjoy hugging, hanging over each other, air-humping each other, doing other things that make me stop and stare grinning dumbly until they see me and call me a perv and I run away ^^'
83 - You have COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY (not just joking around) gotten a nosebleed while looking at yaoi.
I don't think it's actually physically possible to get a nosebleed as a result of looking at something hot....but because of some weird-a** chronic nosebleeds I get for no reason, my nose did star bleeding once when I was looking at some yaoi. All my friends were like, "Dude, it wasn't even a sex scene or anything, wtf?!"
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:32 pm
Kerii-chan I do #82 ALL the time. I love it when they slap each others butts too. That's niiiiice.
84. You've looked at sex change sites in hope of one day buying that all mighty p***s for buttsex.
85. You slap people who say it's gaysex. and say "It's not buttsex!! It's a**l probing with love!" (I came up with that quote and use it daily.)
86.When you see two dogs have sex you laugh and imagine it's your favorite pairing.
87. No matter what the subject is, you can refer it back to yaoi.
ex. "What nice weather we're having today."-"Yeah, it's a perfect day for man sex."
88. You've gone to school wrestling matches just to see two guys in spandex wrestle.
89. When you go to said matches, instead of cheering you yell "Come on #26! Grope that other boy!"
(I haven't done #88 or 89 but I plan to when the season starts up again!!)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:06 pm
Got a few I came up with (and did) today:
90. When your teacher is talking about Newtons Law of Gravitation, and you automatically think of the anime 'Gravitation'.
(I drew a picture of Kumagoro on my notes >.> )
91. When your teacher talks about 'Red Full Moons' while talking about Lunar Eclipses, and it automatically reminds you of Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness)
((Guilty! And then, I kept running around, and reminding my friends that MURAKI IS MINE! ))
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 7:43 pm
92. You go to the library and write graphic lemon filled fanfiction while everyone walks by and stares at your screen in shock.
(haha i do this everyday...xD)
93. Every single word/thing in the world sounds perverted
94. You have dreams about your favorite pairing and then you draw/write fanfiction about it.
95. You draw graphic yaoi in class
(i did that last semester and my geography teacher stared at me funny...)
96. You get the words "Organism" and "Orgasm" mixed up
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