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 Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:29 pm
meh when are u going to update
I LUV DIS FIC
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:18 pm
Dear lord, this took a while! So, so sorry! o_o;;
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Love at his Fingertips
Chapter 6
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"AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!"
Kakashi glared at Naruto. "Naruto, you don't need to make a scene!"
Naruto shrieked as Shikamaru got a bit closer. "But they're catching up!"
Kakashi sighed. "And we're almost there! Just hold on!"
Naruto held on tighter, trying to avoid the grabbing hands of their pursuers.
Kakashi jumped into the Hokage tower and slammed the door behind him. A series of loud "thud"s was heard, and the door shook.
Sasuke came in through a window and landed next to Kakashi, who was putting Naruto down carefully.
Naruto shrieked and jumped behind Kakashi. Kakashi rolled his eyes.
Sasuke scowled. "Would you relax? I'm not with them. What the hell is going on?!"
Naruto gave a sigh of relief. "Phew! Okay, so I painted Tsunade-obaachan's office orange, and--don't give me that look! I thought it looked good! Anyway, she was really, really mad, and she put a jutsu on me. Me and Kiba were sparring, and as it turns out, every guy I touch falls in love with me! So then there was Shino, then Akamaru, then Shikamaru, and almost Chouji, but I was really careful. So that's what happened."
Sasuke looked dumbfounded. "...And all that happened today?"
Naruto nodded. "Yep! So... DON'T TOUCH ME!" he yelled, backing up.
Sasuke shuddered. "Like I'd WANT to! Okay, if that's all, I'm--wait... did you say Akamaru?"
Naruto nodded again. "Yep! It's really weird."
Sasuke nodded slowly. "Rrriiiight. Well, now I'm leaving."
Sasuke was about to open the door when Kakashi ran right in front of him. "I wouldn't do that if I were you. The other guys, remember?"
Sasuke sighed. "Oh yeah... guess I'll wait in here until it's over then..." Sasuke sat down on a nearby bench and began to wait.
Naruto shrugged. "Okay, dattebayo. I'm going to go talk to Tsunade-obaachan!" Naruto began to march up the stairs, Kakashi following lazily.
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Tsunade giggled as she watched the whole scene. "Remind me to call Sasuke in here if Naruto gets on my nerves, Shizune..."
Shizune sweat-dropped. This didn't bode well.
The door was suddenly slammed open and a bright orange blur sped to the front of Tsunade's desk. "Please, please, please, please, PLEASE reverse it!!"
Tsunade was shocked. She had been expecting anger.
She leaned back in her chair and pretended to think. "Hmmm... nah."
Naruto sobbed. "PLEASE! I'm sorry for what I did, just stop the jutsu! This is getting more and more creepy by the second!"
Tsunade was shocked again. "Wow. It really worked."
Shizune sighed and slapped her forehead, exasperated. "Tsunade-sama... please reverse it. Naruto-kun has suffered enough."
Tsunade sighed. "Well, I dunno, I was enjoying myself."
Naruto scowled. "TSUNADE-OBAACHAN, REMOVE IT NOW!! I'M GOING NUTS HERE, DATTEBAYO!"
Tsunade grinned evilly. "You just made a big mistake, baka."
Naruto froze. Uh-oh.
Tsunade snapped. "Shizune! Bring Sasuke in here, please!"
Shizune sighed. "Yes, Tsunade-sama..."
Shizune reappeared very quickly with Sasuke. Sasuke looked rather confused.
Tsunade's grin grew wider. "Sasuke, come here please."
Sasuke cautiously took a few steps to the desk, purposefully avoiding Naruto.
In a split second, Tsunade reached over the desk and grabbed Sasuke by the collar, throwing him into the shocked Naruto. The two of them crashed to the ground, rolling around in a tangled mess until they stopped rolling with Sasuke pinning Naruto to the ground.
Naruto gulped.
Sasuke grinned.
"Hello," he said huskily.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:06 pm
*claps hands* smiles real big* awesome!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!1
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:51 pm
OMG PLEASE TELL ME IT ISNT OVER!
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:19 pm
yoaifan_chick OMG PLEASE TELL ME IT ISNT OVER! Of course it isn't!! I'm just very slow when it comes to posting. o_o;
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:07 pm
Perhaps too slow... I bet no one remembers what this is about... sweatdrop
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Love At His Fingertips
Chapter 7
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Naruto twitched. "Uh, S-sasuke?"
"Yes, Na-ru-to-chan?" Sasuke leaned in closer and took a deep breath. "Mmm... you smell like..." He licked his lips. "Ramen..."
Naruto gulped. "P-please get off of me..."
Sasuke pouted. "But what if I don't want to? Besides--" He licked Naruto's cheek. "...I love ramen..."
"EWWWW! SASUKE-HENTAI!"
Tsunade watched in awe. "Wow. I never knew Sasuke had a side like this in him."
Kakashi, who was watching on the side, had put away his Icha Icha. "I didn't either."
Shizune shrieked and tried to pull Sasuke off Naruto. Unfortunately, Sasuke (being the genius he is) had glued himself to the floor with his chakra. "Tsu-nad-eeeee-samaaaa! STOP THE JUTSU! Sasuke's going to rape Naruto!"
"WHAT?!" Naruto shrieked, fighting even more.
Sasuke grinned at their pointless efforts. The power of love was very strong. "How is it rape when we both want it? I know you want me, Naruto-chan."
"NO I DON'T!" Naruto began pushing Sasuke, trying to get him away, and with Shizune pulling, they should have succeeded. Tsunade and Kakashi, however, wanted to hear this delicious tidbit. Shizune screeched as she was suddenly picked up and dropped out the window.
Kakashi leaned out the window and watched her fall. "Are you sure that was the best way to handle that?"
Tsunade shrugged. "She's a ninja. She'll live."
Sasuke laughed. "Well, that makes things easier... and I know you want me. You're always looking over at me..."
Naruto's cheeks were bright red with embarrassment. "I was GLARING!" His pushes and squirms were futile. Sasuke had pinned his arms to the ground.
"You're so cute when you blush, Naruto-chan..." Sasuke leaned in. His lips got closer and closer to Naruto's until finally--
"NO!! THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE LIKE ALL THOSE SASUNARU FANFICS!" Naruto had gotten a hand free, and he punched Sasuke square in the face. Sasuke's lip broke, and he fell onto Naruto as his arms collapsed.
"Ugh... Hello, beautiful," Sasuke mumbled weakly, looking at Naruto with puppy dog eyes.
"GET OFF ME!" Naruto delivered a super kick that sent Sasuke flying out the window, straight to the ground.
As it so happens, Sasuke landed on something soft; the three heads of Naruto-crazed shinobi (and one Naruto-crazed ninja dog's furry butt).
Kiba growled. "WHERE'S NARU-CHAN?!?"
Sasuke grinned stupidly. "Naru-chan? So cute... He's so cute... I love Naru-chan..."
Thirty-seven seconds later, Sasuke was dropped on the ground, a bloody, lovesick pulp.
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"As for YOU!" Naruto turned, pointing at Tsunade. "RELEASE THE JUTSU! NOW!"
Tsunade rolled her eyes. "Pff. Or else what?"
Naruto's eyes narrowed. "Or else you have to deal with me..."
Tsunade laughed.
"...and my annoying shadow clones for the rest of your Hokage career."
Tsunade gulped.
She thought about it. Would this really be funny for very long? ...Would it be worth Naruto tailing her a** with every trick in his book? Considering it was Naruto, he probably had a lot of them. She sighed. "Fine."
Naruto gasped. "REALLY?" he squealed.
"Yes, yes, don't hurt yourself. But I'm not the one who can release it. There's only one way to stop it..."
"And what's that?"
"Hold on, I'm trying to be dramatic!! The only way to stop it is..."
-- to be continued --
"...OF ALL THE BULLSH*T YOU COULD PULL, THAT IS THE LOWEST THING YET! TELL ME WHAT IT IS!"
"FINE, YOU ANNOYING BRAT! You have to choose one of them!"
Naruto froze. "I have to... what?"
Tsunade sighed. "Do I have to spell it out for you? You have to choose one of them."
"You're joking."
"Nope."
"Tell me you're joking."
"I'm not."
"I'M NOT GAY!" Naruto screamed, pulling at his hair.
"THEN START!" Tsunade yelled back, slamming her fist on the desk and accidentally breaking it in half.
Kakashi, feeling this was a good time to leave, sneaked out the door and continued listening from outside the room.
"Look, hag, I don't know what you've been told, but people can't just change their sexuality like THAT!" he said, snapping to emphasize his point. "I doubt it's possible!"
"You're Naruto. Figure it out." Deciding she had had enough of his sass, Tsunade grabbed Naruto by the collar and tossed him out the window, right into his mob of stalkers.
A villager standing nearby quietly watched the commotion. "Maybe I'll talk to the Hokage tomorrow..."
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:23 pm
Can somebody at least vote?? crying
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:15 pm
see i voted XD
yeah
ur fic..is just plain awesomeness! XD
BUTTSECKS GALORE!
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:17 am
sinful_ryuu see i voted XD yeah ur fic..is just plain awesomeness! XD BUTTSECKS GALORE! Thank you so much! whee
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:21 pm
i voted too! omg this is priceless!!! i love it!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:24 am
*gets out bazooka gun* post more!!!! or i will have to come stalk you!!!! come onnnn its been 3 monthsss post!!! or you will have to meet mah little friend!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:51 pm
oh man whee
this one was really funny.
i hope sasuke wins, because sasunaru is my favorite pairing, and because of his lustfulness.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:07 pm
i cant wait to see what happens!
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:51 am
Okay, I doubt anyone's reading this anymore, since it's been so long... Sorry! >_<;;; Anyway, the fic is done, and I'll post the rest of the chapters now! Again, sorry!
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:55 am
Love at His Fingertips
Chapter 8
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“Oh… dear… god…”
Naruto was surrounded. Kiba, Shikamaru, Shino, and Akamaru all began to close in on him.
Shizune, bound and gagged on the sidelines, was shaking in fear just watching. Sasuke chanted ‘Naru-chan’ in his sleep, blood spilling from his nose onto the ground.
“Um... um...” Naruto had no idea what to do. In his panic, he pulled a packet of ramen out of his jacket and asked weakly, “Ramen?”
The four lunged. Naruto screamed. He rolled out of the way and got up. I have to choose one of them?!
Shikamaru was the first to notice he had evaded. “GET HIM!” he shouted, lunging after Naruto, all laziness a thing of the past.
Naruto screamed again and ran for his life, jumping into a tree and bounding from branch to branch with unheard-of speed. The four were close behind, all shouting their words of love, devotion, and threats (threats to the ones that were also chasing him; their alliance was slowly breaking.)
“Oh sh*t, oh sh*t! How am I supposed to do this?!” Naruto muttered to himself, trying to land on the branches and figure out a plan at the same time. “Why is my unpredictability suddenly failing me?!”
“NARUTO-KUN!”
“AAAHHHH!!”
Naruto hurtled straight into Lee, who had jumped in front of him out of nowhere, and the two of them crashed to the ground. “Lee!” Is this good? Or bad?
Lee gave him a good-guy pose. “I’m sorry I let my defense down, Naruto-kun! It won’t happen again! I’ll protect you from now on!”
Naruto looked back to his followers, who were now crashing to a stop in the trees. Let’s go with good! “It’s appreciated!!”
Shikamaru, more in touch with his wits than the others, had managed a clean stop and jumped to the ground first. “Hello, precious one,” he said seductively, holding a rose, “Are you ready to give in?”
“Hell no!” Naruto screeched, hiding behind Lee in fear.
Determination flashed in Lee’s eyes. “You shall not get near Naruto-kun! If you try, I will stop you!”
“Really?” Shikamaru muttered, putting the rose away and pulling out a kunai. “And I was so hoping blood wouldn’t be spilt...”
“You can take him!” Naruto cheered. He wasn’t usually one to hide behind someone else in a fight, but honestly, he’d rather not get near any of them right now.
Just then, Kiba, Shino, and Akamaru jumped down next to Shikamaru. Kiba held four shuriken in each hand, Shino’s bugs were surrounding the whole group in a furious buzzing cloud, and Akamaru was growling, his fangs shining menacingly.
Naruto gulped. “Um... You can still do it!” he said, attempting to sound reassuring.
“YOSH!” Lee yelled, running into battle.
:two minutes later:
“RUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!”
Naruto ran as fast as he could, the worn-down Lee running beside him, panting despite the fact that Naruto’s pace was a much slower one than the one he was used to.
“I’m sorry... Naruto... kun,” Lee gasped out, “I... couldn’t... do it...”
“Don’t worry about it, Lee, you did great! Now RUN!” Naruto sped up, trying his best to not look back.
Lee’s eyes filled with tears. “NARUTO-KUN, YOU’RE SO UNDERSTANDING!”
“Not now, Lee!” Naruto gasped as a kunai flew past his head. “What the hell?! They’re attacking me now, too?!”
“Sorry, Naru-chan!” Kiba yelled from behind him. “I was aiming for Lee!”
Lee glared back at him. “You nearly hit Naruto-kun! How could you? And you claim to love him!”
“STAY OUT OF THIS, BUSHY BROWS!” Kiba yelled back, throwing a kunai at Lee’s head.
Naruto quickly threw a kunai back, hitting Kiba’s kunai and stopping it dead in its tracks. “EH! Only I can call Lee Bushy Brows!!” Naruto shouted.
“Sorry, Naru-chan!”
Lee looked to Naruto happily. His energy seemed to have returned, and Naruto could swear his eyes were glistening. “Naruto-kun!”
Naruto shivered. Uh-oh. Is he getting the wrong idea?
Lee suddenly grabbed Naruto around the waist and hoisted him over his shoulder, a burst of speed leaving Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino and Akamaru in the dust. “OSUUUUUU!”
He’s getting the wrong idea!!
Naruto shrieked, a thing he was getting seriously tired of doing. When will this end?!
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
“Damn! They’re getting away!” said Shikamaru, scowling. Turning to the others, he shouted, “Hurry up, you lazy bums!”
“HEY! Who put you in charge?!” yelled Kiba.
“Grr! Arf! Arf!”
“Damn straight!” said Kiba, grinning at Akamaru.
“Why do we need a leader anyway? Aren’t we all against each other?” asked Shino.
“You’re right!” Shikamaru skidded to a halt. “You guys are my enemy!”
Shino skidded to a halt as well. Kiba tried to skid, but accidentally ran into a tree. “Then I say,” said Shino, adjusting his sunglasses, “That the competition be eliminated.”
“You guys are so going down,” said Kiba, grinning. “Naru-chan will be mine.”
“Arf!”
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