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You know those weird flowers that I mentioned in passing, a while ago?

Well, they kind of moved into my living room... the sliding glass door had been left open while I went out to get a beer; and when I came back, I see small tracks of dirt leading into the house and on top of the cardboard box that I'm currently using as a replacement after breaking the coffee table.

Beyond ******** weird if you ask me.

Why am I even mentioning the godamn flowers?

I'l tell you why you ******** was just sleeping on my own ******** couch; one hand behind my head, the other on my stomach, holding the egg which I've yet to ******** put down- and I'm out like a light.

(It having been a full moon just the other day so I was pretty ******** wiped after having one hell of a romp in the woods out back.)

Opening my eyes- what do I then see?!

The remnants of flower petals and two mini-humanish buggy people with wings; which, in my opinion- wouldn't have been all that ******** creepy.

If they hadn't been just about to throw my egg off the edge of the box!

Another floordive and the egg is safe.

I only wish I could say the same thing about my hair.

Both of the little fairy bug twats seem to think that my hair is their home. Haven't been able to scrape the little ******** off since, and that was three days ago... least to say... showers and baths have been a little more interesting lately...