Jaiden Stryker
Kinda got caught up in some other s**t. Heading to bed now, but before I do...
When deputy Ceaz from the Village People finish fornicatin' with that biker in gay leather,
we can have this s**t crackin' like De La Hoya and Mayweather.
Aint no YMCA s**t here Ceaz, you took a wrong turn,
now learn your lesson as I set you straighter than a Nia Long perm.
When I ignite the mic, you can expect my explosive rhymes
to have you yellin' "DYN-O-MITE" like JJ from Good Times.
Stryker Vs Ceaz part two, and I've returned with a vengeance
to expose you as a pipe dream like the Pledge of Allegiance.
My s**t more divine than the holy child born in the manger,
while all you spit is the s**t you shot from givin' yourself a stranger.
Call me Warren G, cuz Ceaz is so nervous of gettin' regulated,
he studderin' like "guh guh guh" like he on the toilet conspitated.
Guh-guh-get yo a** back, b***h! I'm pullin' more iron than Tony Stark
as I prepare to scratch you off like Angelina Jolie's crabs on Southpark.
Ceaz feelin' like a G cuz he's beefin' with so many in Rappers Haven,
but his silly capers only rival those of "That's So Raven."
So take your future seein' a** back to Nick, cuz I got a Cannon
for you to foresee me goin wild n' out on whatever bullshit you plannin'.
Cuz I grab the mic and transform to the Hulk from Bruce Banner,
while you couldn't even get a DJ to play your s**t if your name was Danny Tanner.
I'm still trying to find that middle ground... hope I found it. sweatdrop
When deputy Ceaz from the Village People finish fornicatin' with that biker in gay leather,
we can have this s**t crackin' like De La Hoya and Mayweather.
Aint no YMCA s**t here Ceaz, you took a wrong turn,
now learn your lesson as I set you straighter than a Nia Long perm.
When I ignite the mic, you can expect my explosive rhymes
to have you yellin' "DYN-O-MITE" like JJ from Good Times.
Stryker Vs Ceaz part two, and I've returned with a vengeance
to expose you as a pipe dream like the Pledge of Allegiance.
My s**t more divine than the holy child born in the manger,
while all you spit is the s**t you shot from givin' yourself a stranger.
Call me Warren G, cuz Ceaz is so nervous of gettin' regulated,
he studderin' like "guh guh guh" like he on the toilet conspitated.
Guh-guh-get yo a** back, b***h! I'm pullin' more iron than Tony Stark
as I prepare to scratch you off like Angelina Jolie's crabs on Southpark.
Ceaz feelin' like a G cuz he's beefin' with so many in Rappers Haven,
but his silly capers only rival those of "That's So Raven."
So take your future seein' a** back to Nick, cuz I got a Cannon
for you to foresee me goin wild n' out on whatever bullshit you plannin'.
Cuz I grab the mic and transform to the Hulk from Bruce Banner,
while you couldn't even get a DJ to play your s**t if your name was Danny Tanner.
I'm still trying to find that middle ground... hope I found it. sweatdrop
that was actually pretty nice, better than most of the stuff you put out. you had a lot of weak points though. but to compliment that you had a few strong points too. seriously you might want to just take your time and write this s**t out, I guarantee the s**t will be better. you metaphors will link together better and you wont seem to always be just rhyming words. i loved the nick cannon line all that s**t linked together perfectly and incorporate more rhyme within the verse.
