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 Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:11 pm
HK-47: "Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master."
Revan: "You don't need to call me master, you know."
HK-47: "Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address."
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such."
Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!"
HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea..."
Revan: "Neither do I, come to think of it..."
HK-47: "Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still..."
Revan: "I survive. Somehow."
HK-47: "Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:32 am
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:58 pm
"Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance.
Explanation: 2% probability that the miniature organic meatbag is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."
-HK-47
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:34 pm
kitten22481 Darth Min kitten22481 Darth Min "I'm Qui-Gon Jinn!" he said that when he walked in Anakin's house, it was cool! also, this is for kitten22481, I have a quote for the picture of [your?] cat in your signature! "THREEPIO! SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!" Nice! glad you liked it! smile btw is that your cat, or just a picture you found? Just a pic I found, but my cat is just as nuts....I should take a picture of him the next time he scales my doorframes amazing spider-cat?
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:37 pm
NKyo HK-47: "Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master." Revan: "You don't need to call me master, you know." HK-47: "Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address." Revan: "Organic meatbags?" HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such." Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!" HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea..." Revan: "Neither do I, come to think of it..." HK-47: "Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still..." Revan: "I survive. Somehow." HK-47: "Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?" actually, I believe this conversation is between hk-47 and the jedi exile!
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:08 pm
Darth Min NKyo HK-47: "Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master." Revan: "You don't need to call me master, you know." HK-47: "Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address." Revan: "Organic meatbags?" HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such." Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!" HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea..." Revan: "Neither do I, come to think of it..." HK-47: "Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still..." Revan: "I survive. Somehow." HK-47: "Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?" actually, I believe this conversation is between hk-47 and the jedi exile! Hmm...well, if that's so, then it's repeated. This conversation takes place on board the Ebon Hawk between HK and Revan when they chat idly. Otherwise I wouldn't know it =D Also: Sith Recruit: Do you know how many sith there are on this planet? Jolee Bindo: Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:54 am
Darth Min kitten22481 Darth Min kitten22481 Darth Min "I'm Qui-Gon Jinn!" he said that when he walked in Anakin's house, it was cool! also, this is for kitten22481, I have a quote for the picture of [your?] cat in your signature! "THREEPIO! SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!" Nice! glad you liked it! smile btw is that your cat, or just a picture you found? Just a pic I found, but my cat is just as nuts....I should take a picture of him the next time he scales my doorframes amazing spider-cat? Something like that. He is declawed in the front too....I don't know how he does it
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 11:32 pm
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 7:32 pm
kitten22481 Darth Min kitten22481 Darth Min kitten22481 Darth Min "I'm Qui-Gon Jinn!" he said that when he walked in Anakin's house, it was cool! also, this is for kitten22481, I have a quote for the picture of [your?] cat in your signature! "THREEPIO! SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!" Nice! glad you liked it! smile btw is that your cat, or just a picture you found? Just a pic I found, but my cat is just as nuts....I should take a picture of him the next time he scales my doorframes amazing spider-cat? Something like that. He is declawed in the front too....I don't know how he does it skills... you know... skillz 3nodding
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 12:31 pm
NKyo Not from the movies, but very funny =O HK-47: "Statement: One of my previous masters died when he attacked me with a stylus." Revan: "I thought you told me you couldn't kill your owners..." HK-47: "Clarification: No master, I did not kill him. When he attacked me, he managed to jam the tip of the stylus into one of my primary motivator circuits. The resulting electrical surge fried the meatbag. A shame." Revan: "Why a shame? I thought you didn't like him." HK-47: "Clarification: No master, I didn't... but I had to admit that to hit such a miniscule target was almost impossible to calculate. I would have congratulated his smoking remains, but he seemed reluctant to talk after that.!"
"Do or do not. There is no try."
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 7:11 am
"Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"
~Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:56 am
"So this is how liberty dies? To thunderous applause" - Padme ROTS
"Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerf herder" - Leia ESB
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:50 pm
"I have a bad feeling about this.....", by Obi-Wan.
"Another happy landing", by Obi-Wan.
"I hate it when he does that...", by Obi-Wan.
"Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our speciality," by Obi-Wan.
"Do you have a plan 'B'?", by Obi-Wan.
and my altime favorite.................."NOOOOOOOOOOO!", by Obi-Wan.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:35 pm
"Boring conversation anyway." -Han:ANH
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside." -Han:ESB
And, I'm not sure if books factor into all of this, but from the X-Wing series: "Yub Yub, Commander."
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:25 am
Oh I'll do my favorite conversation.
Ja ja: "Moi. moi I LOVE you!"
Qui-Gon: "You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?"
Ja ja: "I said-"
Qui-Gon: "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here."
Ja ja: "No! No! Mesa stay! Mesa called Ja ja Binks. Mesa your humble servant."
Qui-Gon: "That won't be necissary."
Ja ja: "Oh but it is! It's demanded by the gods it is."
and
Qui-Gon: "Do you hear that?"
Ja ja: "Yeah"
Qui-Gon: "That is the sound of a thousand terrible things coming this way."
Obi-Wan: "If they find us they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion."
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