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 Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:23 pm
he died anyway. The stick was actually a cane, and the cane was owned by a man named Jim Kain, who made candy canes for a living and stuff.
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:27 pm
Because our mushroom loving heroine lived a pointless life and served only to bring to our attention the magnificent Jim Kain of which our story is about.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:09 am
Jim Kain was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he!
This ain't part of a story it's a sing-along so la da da da dee!
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:20 pm
The townspeople sang these songs any chance they got because Jim Kain had made such great things that benefited the town so nicely. Recently he had been working on a...
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:25 am
he made candy canes and gave them out to all the little chillin's. One day, as he was passing out his candy canes, he saw a
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:27 am
homeless man sitting on the street in rags for clothing. He immediately handed him a candy cane. As it turned out the man was actually not a homeless man at all, but instead the richest man in town who had just come from a big theatre production in which he played the drunk homeless guy. He was so happy that Jim Kain had treated him like a normal person even though he was dressed like a homeless guy that he...
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:32 pm
Decided to give him all his gold for any future purposes. With that Jim Kain was happy and started his own candy cane manufacturing company and the rest of the town was corrupted as casinos were built for the tourism-ness. The people were becoming more evil by the day and Jim Kain was the only one still pure of heart beacuse he did tai chi every day. He saw the people and decided to help them. He used half of his money to...
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:34 am
build a place for anyone who had a problem of any kind could go to get help and support. He even gave them food, money, or shelter if necessary. With the other half of his money he...
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:08 pm
...destoryed the casinos and factories. Leaving only farm land so the people would learn to make their own food and so he could test his candy cane seeds. Then people came to sue him for destroying their property.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:19 pm
After spending so much money on his charity work he was unable to spend much money on a good lawyer. Thus he was forced to...
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:03 pm
sell his candy cane collection he started when he was was but a youngling. The collection was bought by a man with a fetish for candy canes who also incedently was sueing Jim. He thought a man who collected candy canes like him shouldn't be sued but the other companies still sued him for everything he had and later had the man with a fetish assinated. Through this whole ordeal the people finished rehab and started to farm the lands.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:27 am
Jim Kain, however, was left poor and out on the streets. In an odd turn of events he was in need of his own shelter. That's where he met...
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:40 am
Kina the lovely fire demon of angels. She granted him the power to make his candy canes into a house and he used the power gratefully. But since the candy canes were his only source of income and food, he bacame distraught and hungry. Then a few weeks later he heard a family hated their two children and kept putting them in the woods near his candy home. He started to wonder what children tasted like considering he was not human himself but a troll-witch. He sent his birds out one day to eat their breadcrumbs and lured them to his home where he....
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:11 pm
drew them in with the promise of food. It was while they were eating to their heart's desire that he made his move. Pulling out a knife from his pocket he approached the kids with the intention to kill and to eat them. Before he could, though, Kina appeared between him and the children. In anger she...
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:43 pm
poisioned Jim Kain and told the children that they would live with her. Jim Kain saw this and was sad he thought it was okay to eat humans. Then as he lay dying he saw the three dissapear into thin air. Meanwhile Kina had taken the children to...
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