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 Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:37 pm
PenguinMasta OOOO I got a story Like one time me and my friends were at the mall then we were walking eveything was normal then we went to Toys R us (i think) and we grabbed alot of the toys and started to mess around I have platemail and a lightsaber and i was chasing my friend ian with it and hitting him and my other friend zach had a bat and she was swinging and hit me in the back of the knees and Ian like 10 times and the people started to get pissed so we grabbed the little nerf guns and started acting ghetto like gangsters yo so we grabbed some little hummers and did drive bys with the little nerf guns then security came and we threw a whiffle ball and two then ran it was funny and one of the people that worked there asked us why we were acting so immature and Ian started to cry really loud zach Yelled rape like really loud and like stop touching me and stuff and i was crying with Ian lol that was a fun day that is funny! my friends and I often go to the movies and then afterwards we go shopping. One time we went into Uncle Petes and where playing on their plastic kiddie slides up the back. it was fun, but we didn't get into trouble.
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:10 pm
Heyy Jiggy! Your story was at my house!! mrgreen
My stupidiststorys....woulld have to be the time I slipped on a banana peel at school. I kid you not. It IS possible...and painful. Many people laughed. I laughed about it too...Much later. When the Pain stopped. But yeah. I still have the scar on my knee to prove it too. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:32 pm
Luna-Daisy Heyy Jiggy! Your story was at my house!! mrgreen My stupidiststorys....woulld have to be the time I slipped on a banana peel at school. I kid you not. It IS possible...and painful. Many people laughed. I laughed about it too...Much later. When the Pain stopped. But yeah. I still have the scar on my knee to prove it too. mrgreen I've done that before too! rofl
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:52 am
In the dead of winter in the middle of a blizzard I went sliding with this one girl. In case you dont know and are having strange perverted thoughts about what that means, we took a crazy carpet with us and rushed down the hill on it xp No more. We went down a couple times and then I started getting dizzy and felt faint so we sat down in this little hut place. I hadnt eaten anything all day and it was already dark out. After that we walked back to my place in the blowing snow. It rocked. pirate
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:17 pm
Ok... I have several...
#1. Me and my friends back in Tennessee would get really bored and go "penising".... we would drive around on the college strip and yell "p***s" or random other things at people.... well one time we yelled p***s at these guys and they yelled "v****a" back... well we said "NO!, p***s!".... and he said ok and flashed us.... then we were really embarrassed and sped away.
#2. For my friends daughters b-day we went to Chucky Cheese's and I decided to go in the big play tubes... well little kids couldnt get passed me and I decided to charge them a toll... so I sat there charging little kids tickets and tokens until one ratted me out and the manager came... it turns out the kid told his parents that there was a troll in the tubes and the manager came to check it out.
#3. One time me and my friends went to the river and got pretty drunk... well we started a huge bonfire and started burning garbage that we found there.. well there were slimfasts and they exploded all over my friend and he smelled like rotten chocolate... then there were like 50 bottles of preserved green beans and a pole... so we decided to golf and play baseball with them.... so there was glass and stinky beans everywhere... we eventually left because we decided to blow things up and threw old empty-ish propane cans into the fire and they exploded and the marine police started coming in their boat so we all grabbed our stuff and yet again sped away
#4 One time I was at the beach and was intoxicated and my friends were going down these little kids slides and stuff... I said "hey wait for me"... and I climbed up and tried to race them down... well when I went to launch myself I got my a** stuck in the slide and it took 3 people to help pull me off the slide
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:50 pm
oh i have a story ok well i am in the mall with my sister and some freinds and we were cosplaying and this girl was dressed up in this cat lookin thing and she was supposed to be a boy and i didnt know because i thought she was a girl (i was right the first time, she's a girl) anyway, so they were kidding around and she was like sure i am soo a boy and i look at her and say, "really?!?! eek wow u cross dress?!? OMG!!" and everyone starts laughing and then she told me like later later so until she told me i thought she was cross dressing and my sis wont let me forget it xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:53 pm
one time i was in chorus class and people were telling stories of how they got hurt and stuff and well i am a very clumsy person so i say, "hmm... well i haven't gotten hurt in a while but be right back, i need a drink" and someone goes dont fall and i turn around... or at least try to and then i tripped over my own feet and THUD!! i was on the floor and people were lookin around and then see me and start askin u ok?? so i yell, "oops.. that was my feet xd i am ok" then i got up and was about to say somethin else and CRASH!!! i tripped backwards over the door whee lol it was funny
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:59 pm
on halloween i was trick or treating with my freinds so then i start walking ahead and they said, "go we will catch up." so i start walking and 20 min later i figured out i was lost.... i kept walking around for an hour until they found me then the next day i found out i was 3 houses down from my house when i got lost xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:10 pm
fruity2smiles on halloween i was trick or treating with my freinds so then i start walking ahead and they said, "go we will catch up." so i start walking and 20 min later i figured out i was lost.... i kept walking around for an hour until they found me then the next day i found out i was 3 houses down from my house when i got lost xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:31 pm
i was on the bus and this boy was running his mouth so the girl he was trying to tell off says, "ok i am gonna hit u with my belt puank a$$ ****!!" and so she takes it off and he covers his eyes and goes, "my mommy said i was too young to see this" xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:16 am
fruity2smiles one time i was in chorus class and people were telling stories of how they got hurt and stuff and well i am a very clumsy person so i say, "hmm... well i haven't gotten hurt in a while but be right back, i need a drink" and someone goes dont fall and i turn around... or at least try to and then i tripped over my own feet and THUD!! i was on the floor and people were lookin around and then see me and start askin u ok?? so i yell, "oops.. that was my feet xd i am ok" then i got up and was about to say somethin else and CRASH!!! i tripped backwards over the door whee lol it was funny I think noilliberality winning with her troll story! Come on you guys ramp it up a little!
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:32 pm
I've decide to give the winner of the contest this:
Unless you want the money instead!
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Night Of The Shadowraven
Vice Captain
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metal studded warrior Crew
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:37 pm
dman it i want it but i dont have any funny stories crying i have to think of one
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:43 pm
i--m--r--t--l dman it i want it but i dont have any funny stories crying i have to think of one Name a time you got hurt! Oh i have a great story, I went to the renisance fair with my annoying freind Josh, well i made the mistake of wearing a shirt that said Panic Button and had a buttion. ALL, ALL day people kept stopping me to press the damn button! And josh wasn't helping! I saw a sword on a table, i grabbed it and charged but it was on a chain! Later i saw cops walking behind me and i started saying "damnit josh quit disturbing my peace, quit distubing all out peace and quit touching me!" Trying to get him arrested, but i didn't work!
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metal studded warrior Crew
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:00 pm
ok this time when i was a kid and i was riding a bike.
i couldnt ride it well enough. i crashed so much that one of my training wheels was broken. so i was riding fast and i forgot i had only one training wheel. so i tipped to the other side with no training wheel and fell in to a pile of broken bricks. i was bruised and started to cry. [geee my grandma was right]
so this time i was with my brother and my cousin. we watched a scary show on tv. i got so scared to get out of the room, into the open so me and my cousin equipped ourselves with brooms. i mean it was broad daylight. i was too scared to get out of the house. only cause of that headless woman!!! scream
this other day i had slippery sandels on and i was taking the stairs down in the place where i used to learn computing. i slipped and fell all the way down a case. and it hurt so much i couldnt even shout or breathe. although i could move. the only thing i tried to do was check if anyone saw me fall. i kinda hurt my pinky which i bandaged myself. rofl
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