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 Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:48 am
I was trying to prevent her from drinking and walking.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:59 am
i got so distracted trying to figure out ways to knock the soccer ball out of her arms, I forgot my foot was on the gas....
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:50 pm
I was trying to prevent her from killing Bill!
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:01 pm
I just can't do that to Craftymama!
*Runs over himself because he is that bad a driver anyway.*
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:21 am
I was jamming to 'Lake of Fire'. I got into the tune, closed my eyes, gradually drifted off the road and into Exxos! What a tragic loss...
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:59 am
Her shiny stars blinded me!
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:44 pm
You just ran over my OOG! (Bam!)
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:51 pm
*cleverly moves Exxos and replaces him with an identical dummy* I really ran over him! I swear I did. He shook his fist at me and my anger got the best of me. Before I knew it - THUMP! THUMP!
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:09 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:50 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:04 am
She wouldn't let me take her liver!
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:51 pm
I couldn't leave any witnesses behind...
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:36 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:32 am
I had a spastic seizure that made me yank the steering wheel in a direction other than the right one.
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:40 am
I almost hit a car so I swerved and hit the pedestrian.
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