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CristoVII

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:59 pm


Super Noob
K Y DIDNT HITLAH FINISH OFF THA JEWS? CUZ WEN I ZEE DEM WALKIN AROND WIT DOZ HATZ IN STORZ AND CROSSIN STRETZ I PUT UP MAH MIDDLE FINGAH AND I SHOUT OUT THAT THIS GOVERNMENT ZHOULD FINIZH OFF HITLAZ JOB AND NUKE ISRAEL OR CREAT A NEW CONCENTRAYTON CAMP.AND THEY SAY WAT THA HELL? AND ZHIT LIKE DAT I JUZ HATE THOZE HATZ AND DEM DERE SIDBURNZ YA DIG? CUZ JEWZ AINT KEWL YA ZERD!?


Zweite's Translation
Okay, why didn't Hitler finish off the Jews? Because when I see them walking around with those hats in stores and crossing the streets I put up my middle finger and I shout that this government should finish off Hitler's job and nuke Israel or create a new concentration camp. And they say, "What the hell?" And s**t like that. I just hate those hats and them there sideburns, you dig? Because jews aren't cool you (zerd?)


/rant mode activated

So, what, are you a former Nazi? In that case, tell me your address and I'll have you deported. If you hate Jews so much, don't b-tch about it to people who don't give a sh-t. Go out and start punching Jews so that you can be locked in an insane asylum. At least do the world that favor, besides having to bear with your stupid spelling and grammar. /rant

Excuse my coarse language.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:17 pm


Lekonua
From this one post, I can tell a lot about the one who posted it.

This user:

1. Has no typing skills whatsoever.

2. Is either deprived of attention and spams boards because of it, OR

3. Thinks he is being cool by talking about Hitler and putting down Jews.

4. Has no friends.

5. All of the above


I fixed it for you (added 5) and I think it is number 5.

Venat the Undying


Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:50 pm


Nina Orusa
Hey! I was dropped! I ended up a genius.


Ah, well... eek sweatdrop It's nothing short of a miracle. In that case, I'll take my last post back and say this.

I know how hateful you guys might be, but god dammit, this is Reality! scream Keep your neo-Nazi algorithms to yourselves, mates!!!

Heh, and I'm one to talk, but I had bad experiences with them back in tenth grade. Yeah, well, I may be recovering now, but I'm still one crazy S.O.B.
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