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[Psychotic.Ballerina]

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:22 pm


*spits out water in shock*

gonk Wow.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:06 pm


I think...



Actually, you don't want to know what I think.

Smoozle

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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:11 am


I...

...
...

...am at a loss for words.

eek

gonk

crying
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:22 am


I know this is random, but I like your signature, Galadedrid! biggrin

XxJennessaxX


MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:14 am


XxJennessaxX
Zweite
Ehh...you inflict grammar-related justice in a cruel fashion...however...

True Hell
Writing two hundred professional speeches that are an hour long on the same topic, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten.


There. twisted

The New And Improved True Hell Revised
Writing ONE THOUSAND professional speeches that are an hour long on 1000 DIFFERENT topics, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten. Then once they have finished them, they have to eat them until their stomach ruptures or they die of ink poisoning.


THERE! twisted twisted rofl

I think I nailed it there. rofl
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:35 pm


wut5 50 b4d 4but th4t i m3n rly th3y ju5t f3lt l13k PMn 5um1

Imaginary Tears


Radio Chaos

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:22 pm


What the heck..........?
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:46 pm


The worst torture to be inflicted is to make them listen to me teach Retoric. Three hour long classes with me speaking in a monotone. This is the requirement of the college I teach at.

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:13 pm


Imaginary Tears
wut5 50 b4d 4but th4t i m3n rly th3y ju5t f3lt l13k PMn 5um1


RED ALERT!!! Man your stations, fellow guild members! This is either a hacked user or she's someone who wasn't supposed to be here. wahmbulance
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:12 am


Well that was random. confused

SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover


Setsu-P has stepped out

PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:53 am


Let's see.. what was one of my personal favorite general-purpose torture methods..
*thinks*

Oh yes.

You don't kill them while they're asleep, but you do kidnap them in said state. Tie them securely to an uncomfortable chair in a windowless, un-air-conditioned room, and dose them liberally with some strong LSD. Add ephedrine to taste. Stitch their eyelids open and force them to watch truly horrific television, movies or other video media. Repeat.

There's also the full-body corrugated-cardboard papercuts, followed by exfoliation with rock salt and then marination in boiling lemon juice. Spread on hot sand under high UV light until crispy.

Oh well, bedtime.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:43 pm


XxJennessaxX
Zweite
Ehh...you inflict grammar-related justice in a cruel fashion...however...

True Hell
Writing two hundred professional speeches that are an hour long on the same topic, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten.


There. twisted

The New And Improved True Hell
Writing ONE THOUSAND professional speeches that are an hour long on 1000 DIFFERENT topics, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten.


THERE! twisted twisted rofl


Oh, come on! No one will learn like that. Give 'em to me. I'll strip their skin and submerge bathe them in a nice sauce of vinegar and lemon juice...as I'm sure their skin would make nice chips. >:3

SonarP


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:36 am


XxJennessaxX
I know this is random, but I like your signature, Galadedrid! biggrin

*light laugh* So do I.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:13 pm


Make them listen to non-stop rap.
then see my "how to torture a nOOb/text-talker" in the main forum and do as it says.


Beat that (after you read it.)

Venat the Undying


men getting pregnant

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:14 am


Someone PMed me: Why???
Out of nowwhere.
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