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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:22 pm
*spits out water in shock*
gonk Wow.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:06 pm
I think...
Actually, you don't want to know what I think.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:11 am
I...
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...am at a loss for words.
eek
gonk
crying
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:22 am
I know this is random, but I like your signature, Galadedrid! biggrin
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:14 am
XxJennessaxX Zweite Ehh...you inflict grammar-related justice in a cruel fashion...however... True Hell Writing two hundred professional speeches that are an hour long on the same topic, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten. There. twisted The New And Improved True Hell Revised Writing ONE THOUSAND professional speeches that are an hour long on 1000 DIFFERENT topics, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten. Then once they have finished them, they have to eat them until their stomach ruptures or they die of ink poisoning. THERE! twisted twisted rofl I think I nailed it there. rofl
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:35 pm
wut5 50 b4d 4but th4t i m3n rly th3y ju5t f3lt l13k PMn 5um1
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:46 pm
The worst torture to be inflicted is to make them listen to me teach Retoric. Three hour long classes with me speaking in a monotone. This is the requirement of the college I teach at.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:13 pm
Imaginary Tears wut5 50 b4d 4but th4t i m3n rly th3y ju5t f3lt l13k PMn 5um1 RED ALERT!!! Man your stations, fellow guild members! This is either a hacked user or she's someone who wasn't supposed to be here. wahmbulance
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:12 am
Well that was random. confused
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:53 am
Let's see.. what was one of my personal favorite general-purpose torture methods.. *thinks*
Oh yes.
You don't kill them while they're asleep, but you do kidnap them in said state. Tie them securely to an uncomfortable chair in a windowless, un-air-conditioned room, and dose them liberally with some strong LSD. Add ephedrine to taste. Stitch their eyelids open and force them to watch truly horrific television, movies or other video media. Repeat.
There's also the full-body corrugated-cardboard papercuts, followed by exfoliation with rock salt and then marination in boiling lemon juice. Spread on hot sand under high UV light until crispy.
Oh well, bedtime.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:43 pm
XxJennessaxX Zweite Ehh...you inflict grammar-related justice in a cruel fashion...however... True Hell Writing two hundred professional speeches that are an hour long on the same topic, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten. There. twisted The New And Improved True Hell Writing ONE THOUSAND professional speeches that are an hour long on 1000 DIFFERENT topics, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they have to be rewritten. THERE! twisted twisted rofl Oh, come on! No one will learn like that. Give 'em to me. I'll strip their skin and submerge bathe them in a nice sauce of vinegar and lemon juice...as I'm sure their skin would make nice chips. >:3
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:36 am
XxJennessaxX I know this is random, but I like your signature, Galadedrid! biggrin *light laugh* So do I.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:13 pm
Make them listen to non-stop rap. then see my "how to torture a nOOb/text-talker" in the main forum and do as it says.
Beat that (after you read it.)
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:14 am
Someone PMed me: Why??? Out of nowwhere.
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