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 Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:27 am
nuremberg_SS malade_imaginaire ...probably when he tried to eat like....everything D: So he could get fatter and be discharged. I lol'd. When was that? He came into Col. Potters office with a huge piece of salami.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:37 am
nuremberg_SS malade_imaginaire ...probably when he tried to eat like....everything D: So he could get fatter and be discharged. I lol'd. When was that? It was the same episode as the M*A*S*H Olympics, and one of the two episodes which featured Colonel Donald Penobscott. Klinger: Just fifty more pounds, and I'm homeward bound! Potter: You're gonna eat your way to a discharge. Klinger: I call it food for freedom. Potter: I call it suicide by salami. Potter: When you can't fit through my office door, come see me.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:15 am
Steel Reserve 211 nuremberg_SS malade_imaginaire ...probably when he tried to eat like....everything D: So he could get fatter and be discharged. I lol'd. When was that? It was the same episode as the M*A*S*H Olympics, and one of the two episodes which featured Colonel Donald Penobscott. Klinger: Just fifty more pounds, and I'm homeward bound! Potter: You're gonna eat your way to a discharge. Klinger: I call it food for freedom. Potter: I call it suicide by salami. Potter: When you can't fit through my office door, come see me. And that's why Potter rocks. cool
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:20 am
Vampire Alice Steel Reserve 211 nuremberg_SS malade_imaginaire ...probably when he tried to eat like....everything D: So he could get fatter and be discharged. I lol'd. When was that? It was the same episode as the M*A*S*H Olympics, and one of the two episodes which featured Colonel Donald Penobscott. Klinger: Just fifty more pounds, and I'm homeward bound! Potter: You're gonna eat your way to a discharge. Klinger: I call it food for freedom. Potter: I call it suicide by salami. Potter: When you can't fit through my office door, come see me. And that's why Potter rocks. cool Exactly. And I'm sure she'll agree with you there.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:30 am
Potter sometimes (although not often) seemed like he was on the verge of hitting Klinger. He never did, though. He had a great deal of self-control.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:57 pm
baronesswinchester Vampire Alice Steel Reserve 211 nuremberg_SS malade_imaginaire ...probably when he tried to eat like....everything D: So he could get fatter and be discharged. I lol'd. When was that? It was the same episode as the M*A*S*H Olympics, and one of the two episodes which featured Colonel Donald Penobscott. Klinger: Just fifty more pounds, and I'm homeward bound! Potter: You're gonna eat your way to a discharge. Klinger: I call it food for freedom. Potter: I call it suicide by salami. Potter: When you can't fit through my office door, come see me. And that's why Potter rocks. cool Exactly. And I'm sure she'll agree with you there. YUP! blaugh
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 7:06 pm
Father_Mulcahy Eating the jeep. The admirals response was exactly what kilnger wanted. I remember BJ saying "let's examine the Lebanese for hardware." blaugh
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:44 pm
1. Thinking he was Cleopatra
2. Thinking he had a camel
3. eating a Jeep
4. thinking he still was in Toledo
5. Half the family pregnant, half the family dying.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:18 pm
Klinger: I went to pick up my bowling ball, and some klutz drilled holes without asking me! It's got six holes now! You know what kind of a hook that gives me? I throw it, it comes right back to me! gonk What am I gonna tell the guys?
BJ: What guys? confused
Klinger: You know! The bowlers of Tony's Pizzeria! (Klinger turns around and shows the insignia of his bowling team smock).
BJ: Oooohhhh I get it! We're in Toledo, right?
Winchester: Not me! I wouldn't be caught dead in Ohio. talk2hand
Klinger (pointing at Winchester): Now I placed you! Mr Winchester, the doorman at the Commodore Perry Hotel! biggrin
Winchester: Do not include me in your demented fantasy, Corporal. evil
Klinger: Corporal phew! Give 'em a uniform, he thinks he's in the Army! rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:19 pm
Vampire Alice baronesswinchester [Lacrimosa] I lvoed it when he would say one realitive is dying, another is prgant, then the first onewas also pregant. or his little mistakes like that. x333 I like the punchline to that one. Henry: Klinger, aren't you ashamed of yourself? Klinger: Yes, sir. I don't deserve to be in the army. *glomps Vampire Alice and huggels*
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:43 pm
i like when he climbed up the pole so that he would get sick!
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:23 am
Steel The Stoic Klinger: I went to pick up my bowling ball, and some klutz drilled holes without asking me! It's got six holes now! You know what kind of a hook that gives me? I throw it, it comes right back to me! gonk What am I gonna tell the guys? BJ: What guys? confused Klinger: You know! The bowlers of Tony's Pizzeria! (Klinger turns around and shows the insignia of his bowling team smock). BJ: Oooohhhh I get it! We're in Toledo, right? Winchester: Not me! I wouldn't be caught dead in Ohio. talk2hand Klinger (pointing at Winchester): Now I placed you! Mr Winchester, the doorman at the Commadore Perry Hotel! biggrin Winchester: Do not include me in your demented fantasy, Corporal. evil Klinger: Corporal phew! Give 'em a uniform, he thinks he's in the Army! rolleyes I love that eppie! but my favroate one is gonna be this one: Henery: Heres an oldie but a goodie, half of the family dead, other half pregnant.. rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:50 pm
Liars should have good memories, and Klinger didn't. razz
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:53 pm
i like when he tried to get out of the army by trying to take the west point test to get into it!
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:13 pm
Yeah, that was funny.
DO YOU NOT READ? THERE IS A REASON THAT THE INTRO THREAD SAYS "POST HERE FIRST!"
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