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 Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:55 pm
beaulolais please take note that i corrected my entry! anyway: Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. YES, LOL rofl rofl rofl rofl xd xd xd xd xd
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:49 pm
Ok, this one is making fun of someone and it's kind of old (and you have to know the person's situation to get the pun, but most people do =P) but hey, if you can't laugh at some things, we get nowhere in life.
I'll put it in white so people can avoid it if they want to: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walkin!
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:20 pm
Kabol Schezar Ok, this one is making fun of someone and it's kind of old (and you have to know the person's situation to get the pun, but most people do =P) but hey, if you can't laugh at some things, we get nowhere in life. I'll put it in white so people can avoid it if they want to: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walkin! xd Ouch! xd
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:30 pm
it's spelled "Walken," but still... ouch. Although i think both the late christopher reeves & his late wife dana would have appreciated it... they had good senses of humour.
A vulture is boarding a Southwest Airlines flight with two dead possums, when the flight attendant stops him. "I'm sorry, sir, we have a policy of only one carrion per passenger."
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:23 pm
Nadian dominicanprincess the fourth one,my friend told me that one and it took me 10 minutes to get it. And i didn't laugh. But everyone i tell it too laughs gonk whyyyy? Slightly incorrect vocabulary? (Since puns are plays on words, you often need to know multiple meanings for words or a multitude of cultural references. For example, the "hickory daiquiri, doc" pun posted earlier would only be funny if you knew the english lyrics for the old song, which means it's something that an english-as-a-second-language individual would probably not get.) eh. makes sense.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:42 pm
Two TV antenna met on a roof and fell in love. The wedding was nothing to look at, but the reception was excellent...
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:48 pm
I might've already posted this, but here goes nothin!
A man walks past a bar that has a sign that says that they serve every kind of sandwich. He walks in and says to the bartender, "Get me an alligator sandwich. And make it snappy!
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:42 pm
A bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer.............. and some peanutes." The bartender replies "sure, but why the big paws?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:44 pm
When I read "in ten did" I thought "Nintendo" for no reason.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:16 am
Okami Ameras Two TV antenna met on a roof and fell in love. The wedding was nothing to look at, but the reception was excellent... I love it! Nadian A bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer.............. and some peanutes." The bartender replies "sure, but why the big paws?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:21 am
There are two fish in a tank. One fish says to the other "I'll drive and you can man the guns".
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:39 am
Why shouldn't you say that sweeping sucks? Because you shouldn't make sweeping generalizations...
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:16 am
Strideo There are two fish in a tank. One fish says to the other "I'll drive and you can man the guns".
"man the guns" sounds weird for a fish to do, but "fish the guns" sounds even weirder...
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:42 am
Strideo There are two fish in a tank. One fish says to the other "I'll drive and you can man the guns". whoa, i did a 5 second double take on that one! wha...drive? ...guns...?? whahawhawhaw!! xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:08 pm
rabbitinthemoon Strideo There are two fish in a tank. One fish says to the other "I'll drive and you can man the guns".
"man the guns" sounds weird for a fish to do, but "fish the guns" sounds even weirder...Not only that but they're musically inclined. Do you know what kind of instrument fish like to play? A bass guitar! xp
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