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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:15 pm


1. The Arrival

Well, look what you've gotten yourself into this time, old boy, Jesse thought to himself, It's quite a pickle, if I do say so myself.

The large man sat within his tent, perched on his makeshift bed and staring down at a little boy in his arms. A child. An infant. He'd found the baby screaming bloody murder outside at nearly 2 am, and had only been able to calm it down as of a few minutes ago. The baby burbled and tugged at the neck of Jesse's shirt.

"Careful, little man."

"Blrrrrpth," the baby responded.

Jesse had run rather hysterically through the camp and the town a mile or so away, asking if this was anyone's son. No, everyone had said. No, I've never seen that child before. Of course, what had he expected? People didn't abandon babies in camps if they intended to keep them.

"So I guess you're mine now, hm? 'Least until I find you a good Ma."

The baby yawned.

"Let's pick a name for you. How about...Anthony?"

"Neh," the baby said, somewhere between awake and asleep, "Neh-neh-NEH-ahhh..."

"I get the hint," Jesse nodded, watching the infant fall asleep in his arms. He thought back. There was some guy in some movie he thought was pretty cool. Kinda a crazy dude, but right in the heart, at least. Ah!

"How's Silas?"

"Mnnnnnnnnnh..."

"Alright," Jesse agreed, "Silas it is. And we can name yer middle name after my Da. That way we don't have to think no more." The baby was asleep.

Ah, jeez, old man. What have you gotten yourself into?
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:41 pm


2. Of Metallic Women and Booze

"Okay..." Shopping. She could do this. Surely she'd went grocery shopping once. At least.

Well, damn. She couldn't remember a time she had. Looking at the list again, she shoved it in her pocket and resigned to give the task to Draco.


There had been some serious moral issues in the possibility of bringing a baby into a package store. Jesse had soon decided, however, that the kid wouldn't remember and, when he was old enough to, he would probably already have gotten drunk once or twice. Problem solved.

"MEH!"

"No. It's my booze," Jesse replied rather seriously, holding an over-laden bag of God-knows-what away from the infant in his arms.


"Oh." She turned towards the man's voice. He was kind of scary, but he had a baby. And there wasn't much that Eri liked more than babies. Very carefully, she walked over to him, looking like she would flee at the first sight of animosity.

"I'm sorry, but do you need any help?" She asked, gesturing to the baby.


Jesse raised an eyebrow. Baby, random stranger. Booze, random stranger. Agh...such a pressing decision.

"I do," he nodded after a moment, "You mind?" There was a clink of glass as he held out the paper-plastic-plastic-plastic-plastic bag.

"MEEEEH!"

"NO. No booze until you're at least eight."


"I wouldn't have offered if I did." She took the bag from him, casting an eye over the baby. Aww. "Cute little one." She added, giving him a nod.

"Uh...thanks," Jesse said, nodding for the woman to follow, "I found him on the ground."

He paused.

"That sounded bad. It's true, but it sounded bad."

"Nnnnnnnthff," Silas agreed as he sucked on his own fist.


"Kids happen like that, sometimes. I got my baby when I randomly walked into a building. And the other kid came along because my friends thought I wasn't safe with children. They just pop up everywhere." She made sure to stay beside him, mostly to keep watch on the baby. Kids were cute.

"Oh. I'm Erishi, by the way."


"Jesse," the large man replied and nodded, pulling open the door to the crew's rusty old pickup (which was quite a feat with only four fingers), "Pleased to meet you, and thanks again."

"No problem." She gave Jesse a smile, leaning past him to push the bags into the pickup. "Didn't want you to drop one or the other."

She straightened back up and smiled at the baby. "You be good to him, little man, okay?" She said, reaching out to tickle his stomach.


Little man. Huh.

"THHHH!" Sy lisped happily while reaching out, grabbing one of Erishi's breasts, and honking it hard.

"SILAS!"

The infant began shrieking as his hand was pulled away. He clearly didn't like being denied a good grope.

"No. You be polite."

Silas sniffled and calmed.


Most people would have been at least embarrassed by the molestation, or angry. Erishi, however, didn't exactly fit her gender's stereotypes. She laughed at him, shaking her head.

"You better watch out for him when he grows up, or you'll be winding up with some grandkids real early in life."


"That's why we'll teach him proper technique," Jesse said offhandedly, boggling over the fact that he hadn't just been slapped (knowing well that nobody slapped babies).

Sy decided that this fight was not over. He reached out once more, making little grabby fists for the chain around Erishi's neck.

"NnnnnnEH....nnnnnEH NEH."


"I'm somewhat glad that my babe's a girl. I have a feeling I'd scare anything that would want to screw with her away." Not that Shammi would be in that position any time soon.

Eri laughed at the baby, reaching behind her neck to unclasp her necklace and dangle it above his face. "Sorry, little man. I don't think I'm going to get within arm range again."


Silas gave a gleeful little sound and reached up, pulling the chain down with an infant's force and shoving both it and his fingers into his mouth.

"Sy...give it back..." Jesse groaned, slapping a palm to his face.

"Blllll..."


"As long as it doesn't go down his throat, all's good. I'm used to be covered in odd fluids." Eri smiled at Jesse, making sure that the baby didn't have too much of the chain.

Jesse snorted.

"Just keep your hand away from him. He's taken to sucking on metal." A car drove by then, kicking up a bit of dirt and, frighteningly enough, a shard or three of glass. The infant was too high up to be harmed, but Jesse's arm had begun bleeding suddenly and there was a small fleck of shiny green embedded in his flesh.

He gave no reaction.


"Eh, he couldn't do too much damage to it. I made it pretty tough." She said, wiggling the fingers at him. She jumped slightly when the car drove by, turning to watch it go past. When she turned back towards Jesse, she noticed the glass in his arm.

"Ouch!" She hissed, leaning over to look at it. "Ouch. Just give me a minute, I'll get that out for you-" She patted her pockets, apparently looking for something to pull the glass out of his arm with.


"Get what?" Jesse asked, suddenly looking very confused. Sy fussed at having the chain taken away from him.

"Ooooh..." the man laughed slightly as he spotted the glass and blood. He simply grabbed the shard with his fingers, coaxing more blood from his fingertips, and threw it to the ground, "Nah, I'm fine."


Still fumbling with her pockets, Eri finally pulled out a handkerchief and pressed it to his arm. "Sorry. I don't have any band aids with me today. Left my packrat bag at home." She dabbed at the wound a few more times before apparently being satisfied that his arm wasn't going to fall off.

"Sorry," She laughed at Sy, tickling his stomach again with her metal hand. "I kinda freak out when I see people getting hurt."


Silas giggled and grabbed at the metal hand. Jesse, on the other hand, simply shrugged.

"Nah, I'm glad you noticed. I probably wouldn't have figured it out for days otherwise."


Smiling at the baby, Eri wiggled her fingers at him. "So cute." She mumbled to him.

"Ouch." She turned her head to look up at Jesse. "Big tough guy, huh?"


"Hah. I wish," Jesse said, looking down at the infant fondly, "I can't feel pain. It's a genetic disorder. Damned if I can remember the name, though."

"Nmah!"


"I've heard of that. You have to be on watch all the time." She looked at his hand before looking back up at his face. "Is that how you lost the finger?"

Smiling at Sy, she tickled his stomach again before creeping up and bopping his nose with her index finger.


Sy was silent for a moment, and then gave a loud "BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!". Jesse laughed richly, waiting for the sound to stop before he answered Erishi's question.

"No, that's how I lost the eye. Me an' a man got in a bit of a tussle. 'Do that again an' I bite it off,' says he. So he did."


Eri laughed at Sy's exclamation, wiggling her fingers again. He was a cute one.

"Interesting. Sounds like you lead quite the interesting life."


"Pbbbbblth."

"Sure, I guess you could say that," Jesse nodded and then added, "I think we should prob'ly be on our way. The boys'll be wanting their booze. It was nice to meet yah though, Miss."


"Wouldn't wanna keep men from their booze. Nice to meet you too, Jesse. You two take care, now." She blew a kiss at the babe and gave the man a smile.

Jesse grinned back before slipping Sy into his would-be carseat, climbing in himself, and driving away once Erishi had moved. Hey, maybe having a kid wouldn't be so bad, if it got him attention like that.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:26 pm


3. A Late Night Escapade

Natalia knew she was very fortunate to have a baby like Fiore, in regards to the fact that he rarely ever cried or screamed. He was well-tempered in the best way.

But damn it all if he was impossible to get to sleep.

"Fio, for goodness sake..." she muttered, hefting the straps of the baby-carrier slung over her shoulders as she looked 'round at him. "Go to sleep. It's late."

Of course, it had been earlier when she'd left her house. She'd walked for so long that late night had sneaked up on her. She cursed whoever had said that walking with a child made them sleepy - what a load of bullshit.

Wide awake and chewing on his hair, Fiore burbled.


Jesse had heard the same myth, as built of bullcrap as it was, and was also attempting it. He did not, however, have any kind of spiffy baby carrier. Instead, Sy was laying in a "sling" (actually on old bit of cargo net) over his shoulder.

"Naaanananananananana..." Silas sang.

The infant was not tired in the least.


Fiore perked up at the sound of singing. What a pretty sound!

"Vuh-vuh-vaaaaaah," he added, looking around for the source.


Natalia's ears drooped wearily, and she kept walking with eyes resting on the ground.

"Fio...noooo. Bad baby. Shush."


Sy attempted to sit up, nearly toppling headfirst toward the pavement.

"NNGH!" Jesse exclaimed and picked the baby up from the sling, holding him as he groped outward toward a large, lumpy shadow.

"NAAAANANANANANANA!"


Eyes still cast downward, Natalia walked directly into something very, very solid. She stumbled back and looked up, too tired to even try to pick a fight.

"Hm?"

Fiore gave a delighted shriek. The singing thing! There it was!

"VUH-VAAAAAAH!"



Silas giggled and reached out, groping for the other singing baby. Such beautiful music! He must see this master or mistress of song!

"OH! Christ, I'm sorry, miss," Jesse apologized quickly, although it was certainly none of his fault that she had slammed into him, "I didn' mean it."


Nat tried to stifle a yawn.

"My fault," she said uninterestedly. "Sorry."

She made as though to weave past the man but Fiore gave a sudden protesting squall, and yanked hard on one of her ears for effect.

"OW! FIO, THAT HURTS!"

Fiore hadn't meant to hurt his Mummy, but he absolutely did not want to leave. He could see the singing thing!

"Bvuhhhh..."


Tail curling, Natalia looked at the stranger again.

"Want a kid? I hear they make excellent roast," she said, head bent back as she tried to rescue her ear.


"I found my own, thanks," Jesse said almost sadly.

"NAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Mine, however, appears to want yours."

"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"


"Knew I shoulda just left him where I found him," Nat said bitterly as she pried her twisted ear loose, setting Fiore onto the ground. "Ow...damn him..."

Fiore sat quietly, head craned back and arms raised,

"Baabaabaaavuh!"


Leaning against the convenient wall of a small coffee shop long since closed, Natalia glanced at her companion in mild interest.

"So."


Jesse moved to a moderately more convenient position, allowing his kid to see the other infant and to, as Butch so lovingly put it "shut the little crotchloaf the hell up".

"Naaaaaa..." Silas cooed, reaching for the new boy's pretty hair.

"Name's Jesse," the man nodded after a moment, "You?"


Fiore gave an excited burble at being noticed, trying to stand and failing dismally. Uncaring about the heavy fall he'd just suffered, he pushed himself up again and reached upward with one hand.

Natalia, who'd winced despite herself as the baby had plowed headfirst into the ground, glanced up at Jesse.

"Natalia," she said. "So, how long've you had yours?"


Jesse gently placed Silas on the ground, watching in something like fear as the infant wobbled on his behind. Once he was sure the kid wasn't going to smack his head open on the concrete, he turned back to Natalia.

"A couple of days," Jesse shrugged in reply and reached up to itch beneath his eyepatch, "I'm not so sure where he came from."

Sy burbled happily and reached forward, finally able to gently tug at a strand of the boy's lavender hair.


"Mm, that makes two of us," Nat said wearily. "My sister found it....found him. In the garden out back where I work..."

She trailed off, swallowing a yawn.

"I suppose it could just be a bad practical joke."

Fiore sat placidly, head tilting in the direction it was tugged. It was a bit uncomfortable but the new kid seemed happy, so he didn't mind at all.

"Vuh," he said, dribbling a little and trying to wipe it away clumsily.



"He was left at my...thoretical doorstep," Jesse shrugged and yawned himself. He then mumbled something completely unintelligible (even to himself) and yawned a second time. Kids were hard word, damnit. He wasnt sure he liked it.

Silas released the clump of hair and half-fell forward before wriggling his butt up to meet his top end.

"Nuuuu..."


"Theoretical?" Nat asked, arching an eyebrow. Well, her front door fell off the hinges all the time. She supposed she couldn't really one-up him. Stretching and cringing at the sound of bones cracking back in place, she yawned again.

Somewhat relieved to have his hair back, Fio stuck the tendril into his mouth and sucked on it meditatively. A flower bud snapped off from the abuse and tumbled to the ground. Fio looked at it, then the new boy, and picked it up.

"V'sen?" he said, proffering the bud. Presents!



"I live in a tent," Jesse answered with a shrug, and yawned again.

"Stop that."

Silas clumsily took the bud, nearly crushing it in his clumsy hands and then unfurling his palm to look at it.

"Ooooooh..."

He looked around again, hoping to see something to give in return.


"That's interesting," Nat said, biting her tongue a moment later to resist yawning again. Biting when you had serrated teeth wasn't at all a smart idea, but whatever. "Hmm...so."

She realized she had no idea how to hold a conversation. Usually her experience with other people involved trying to kick their teeth down their throats.

Hmm. Well, he was missing an eye....good conversation piece, she supposed.

"What's with the patch?"

Pleased simply that the boy had liked the gift, Fiore sucked on his hair.

"Foh," he said, pointing to himself.



Jesse arched a brow, as if asking the girl if she was, in fact, serious. He lifted the patch to reveal a gaping hole and no eyelid to speak of while replying:

"Oh, it's just a fashion statement."

He lowered the patch again and snorted slightly. If the chick didn't run away, she was worth talking to.

Silas, still looking around, snatched a shiny rock from the pavement and held it out to the other boy.

"Tai," he replied, thumping a hand to his chest.


Nat's ears flicked a bit, but otherwise she gave little reaction. Huh, neat....she wondered if it had been torn loose of the socket, or maybe scratched out...she doubted Jesse was the type to whine and cry after getting losing a piece of himself, and so was rather impressed.

"Nice," she said simply, nodding slightly.

Fiore's eyes widened in shock. A gift? For him? Wow... he took it gratefully, smiling wide and toothless.

"Tai," he parroted, nodding as he stowed the rock in the bumble bee shaped pocket on his onesie. "Taaaaaaii."



"I dunno what I'd do with two of 'em, really," Jesse said absentmindedly and shrugged, leaning against the wall himself.

Silas smiled broadly, drooling on himself a bit. He wiped the saliva away with a tiny fist and burbled incoherently.

"Foh!"


"Two could be seen as excess, yeah," Nat said, sliding down against the wall to squat, tail tucked between her legs. She gave the man a longer once-over, investigating everything the flickering halogen streetlight would allow her to see. ...hey, was he missing a finger, too?

By now excited fit to burst, Fiore gave a high pitched laugh at the recognition and launched himself at Silas on a whim, hugging him. Hopefully he would yell and try to run away like Mummy did when he hugged - though he had to admit, it was fun while he tried to hold on.


Jesse syaed facing forward for a moment, but when his eyes trailed down to Nat he noticed her glace at his hand.

"What?"

Silas let out a surprised, excited squeal of his own and squeezed the other infant, giggling insanely and trying to not topple over.


"Nothing, just looking for the missing piece," Nat said. "What happened?"

Fiore could have shrieked with joy. Not only did he have a shiny present, he was in the company of someone who liked hugs. In his short life he'd mostly figured every time he'd ever attempt it he'd be met with nothing but cries of disgust. He hugged Silas and cuddled against him, laughing.


"I was in a bar in Durem once. Bad place, that," Jesse started, "Anyways. This man said I was cheatin' him outta money 'cos he sucks hard at poker, right? Says a man can no way get four aces. 'Course I had cheated, but thass' not the point. I flip the guy off, and he says 'put that down or I'm gonna bite it off'. So he did." Jesse lifted his hand then, examining the nub that had once been his middle finger.

"Lucky I'm left-handed."

"EEEE!" Silas squealed and squeezed, snuggling the other boy. He didn't know what this arms-around-the-other-person-thing was, but he liked it!


Natalia laughed.

"That's the best story I've ever heard," she said. "Sorry you got it bit off and all. But good s**t, that makes a good story."

Letting go after a bit, Fiore investigated his companion more closely.Spiky hair, orangey skin, weird little marky-thing under his eye...he was foggily reminded of a mark Mummy had had the other day, a dark ring under her eye that turned all purple and green. She'd come home with her teeth all red and drippy and in a good mood, but the mark had discomforted him.

"Booboo?" he asked Silas, poking the mark slightly.



"Eh, whatever," Jesse shrugged, "Didn't hurt none, an' I still have the other do do my good work with."

He liked this chick. He really did.

Silas shook his head gently, not knowing how else to react. It was certainly not a boobo. It was his magical birthmark!

...he just hadn't figured out what was magical about it yet.


"Didn't hurt?" Nat asked skeptically. "Why, he bite it off so fast you didn't have time to miss it or what?"

Looking unconvinced, Fiore poked at it again, hoping it wouldn't suddenly spurt the red stuff Mummy was so often splattered with. When it failed to spurt, Fio gave a sigh and flkopped against Silas again. chewing on his hair habitually.


"Ah, no," Jesse replied, laughing, "I have me Congenital Insensitivity to Pain with...sum'm what starts wit' an 'a'. I can't feel pain. Really. Try." He looked down at the woman as if challenging her.

"Mmm," Silas said simply and pressed his forehead against the boy's shoulder, snuffling up his hair.


Insentivity to pain? Nat was instantly envious and deeply relieved she hadn't sought out a fight. At the invitation her ears laid back and she eyed him as though certain he was joking, then shrugged.

"Eh, okay."

Quite casually, she leaned over, sniffed briefly at his arm, and bit him.

Fio giggled, his vine-like hair wriggling.


As promised, there was no reaction aside from a look of mild interest. Jesse'd originally intended to flip out on her before revealing teh truth, but foudn that he was far, far too tired.

"Not a thing," he shrugged.

Sy gave a surprised little squeak and nearly fell back, clinging hard to Fio. Tentacle hair?! His eyebrows raised in surprise.


Leaning back and licking her teeth contemplatively, Nat made an interested sound.

"You taste good," she said idly. Realizing a beat later what she'd just said, she licked her lips clean unconcernedly. "That absolutely could be taken as innuendo, too."

Fio gave a yip of surprise as he was pulled forward. Couldn't Sy's hair do that? ...well, his didn't have growing plantlife, so maybe not...


Jesse's jaw dropped slightly, but he quickly regained his composure and clicked his mouth shut.

"...what?"

Silas stuck his tongue out in concentration and rubbed his hair forward rather violently until it all stuck up on its end.

"Nah!" he giggled.


Natalia laughed again, wiping her mouth on the back ofher hand.

"Nothin', nothin'..." she said patiently. "Innocent remark. Your blood happens to taste good, I'm paying you a compliment."

Fiore burst into giggles again, and ruffled his own hair until it resembled a nest of flowering serpents.


"Oh," Jesse nodded, "Thanks. I'm glad my bodily fluids please you." Bad choice of words. Again.

Silas giggled insanely and opted for falling onto Fio as opposed to the rock-hard pavement.

"Bllllllllr..."


With a distinctly unfeminine snort of laughter, Natalia leaned back against the wall and grinned up at Jesse.

"If I was any sort of lady I might've thought that was just a slip of the tongue," she said wryly. "I don't mind if you're implying, though."

Finding he was being used as a pillow, Fio yawned a bit and stretched out. All this excitement had effectively worn him out.


"I wasn't," Jesse replied with a little chuckle, "But if you'd like me to b--look." He nodded to the infants just as Sy gave a huge, toothless yawn of his own.


"Given a choice I'd certainly li-hm? Oh. OH."

Miracle of miracles. The plant-baby was falling asleep....Nat looked skyward, mouthing thanks to any god that was listening.

Not just falling, really. Fiore closed his eyes and with a final yawn, he was asleep.


Silas followed suit. If his new friend could sleep on him, he could sleep on his new friend. He closed his eyes, snuggled close, and rather quickly dipped into dreamland.

"I'll keep that in mind," Jesse said, suddenly whispering. He crouched beside the boys and picked the redhead up, catching the other before he fell with a free hand.


"I look forward to it," Nat murmured wryly, reclaiming Fiore carefully and terrified he'd wake up and start the vicious cycle of trying to force sleep all over again.


Jesse grinned, swallowing a laugh, and stood to full height with the limp baby in his arms. He was about to walk away, but turned slowly and whispered:

"See you again some other time, then?"


Hefting the sleeping infant into the carrier again indelicately, Nat grinned over her shoulder.

"I s'pose so," she said. "See you 'round."
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:36 pm


4. Easter

Jesse was almost certain he was not supposed to be here. It wasn't that he wasn't an Easter kind of guy or anything, but he certainly felt out of place. A sailor missing eyes and a digit barely fit in with little girls in Easter bonnets and women in pastel dresses.

At least the kid was happy.

Sy clutched the eggs he'd found to his chest, burbling happily to them as if they were his new best friends.


A shifting of the grass, but there was no wind...

He had snuck into that tall grass, while everyone was distracted. The hunt for Potatoes and Ninja Treasures having failed. And thus, it was quickly forgotten. Instead, his 'natural' instincts took over.

A small kid, probably no more than 3-4 was crawling through the tall grass. His silver hair was covered in dirt, as were his red shirt and grey pants. Beady red eyes peeked between the towering blades, over towards his 'target'.

A baby, and some big guy that looked fun.

Slowly, he worked his way closer, crawling out of the tall grass and into sight behind Jesse and Sy. A brown paper bag was clutched tightly in his left hand.

He got closer...

Closer...

Closer...

A good yard away from the two, and he pushed himself up to his feet, trying to keep quiet the whole time.

The kid had lots of Ninja Treasures, he saw. And with that, he took a nice, large sidestep towards Silas.

Jesse had amazing peripheral vision for being half-blind, but it was not good enough to quite tell what the vague shifting in his general area was. It was because of this that he turned suddenly, looking around at his general height before his eyes fell to the little kid.

"What're you up to?" he asked suddenly, pulling Sy up and out of the way, just in case.


Blink... Blink... The kid stood there, staring blankly up at the big person. He really looked all gnarled up. Like those old people in the Ninja Movies. Not the wise old sensei people, but more like the Old Thug leader people...

So... he's a thug?

He frowned, his eyebrows going together at he stared at the Old Thug.

"Nothin'," he answered quietly, still staring up at the Old Thug, rather than at the Kid. Ninja Treasures were second after beating up Bad Guys, or making sure Bad Guys don't beat you up, after all.

Jesse blinked back at the kid. Strange...

"Huh. Okay," he nodded, and then added (just in case), "What's in the bag?" If it was the dismembered bodies of infants or something, he was totally calling the cops.

"Mllllllpth."


"Ninja Stuffs," the kid answered frankly to the question. Too late his right hand came up, snapping over his mouth, realizing that he wasn't supposed to tell Thugs stuff like that. Nope.

He was supposed to go and beat them up, or get help, or something.

With that thought in mind, he took two steps towards Jesse, standing right next to his leg, looking straight up towards him.

"Wow... tall..."

What an odd little kid! Jesse couldn't help but smile slightly.

"Yep," he nodded in response to the child's statement, "I'm the tallest of m'family." Of course, by his 'family' he meant his fellow crewmates, but they were his current family, after all.


Tall... and a whole family of Thugs? Wow...

"You Evil Potato?" he asked suddenly. After all, you had to make sure someone was Evil before you smote them. Yup. That's what he was taught.

The kid shifted his weight onto his left foot, and looked back down, at his eye level. Probably around the knee of the Old Thug.

...what?

"Uh...no," Jesse replied, shaking his head, "I wouldn't say I'm an evil potato. A deviant kumquat, maybe...but definitely not an evil potato."


Whoosh. Right over his head. But in all that weirdness, he didn't hear "no, I'm good". Nope. So maybe he really was an evil Potato. The kid looked towards towards Jesse's right foot, then back up to the Evil Potato face, waaaaaaay up there.

"What about 'em?" he said, pointed his right hand right up to the kid in his arms.

"Nah, he's nothing special," Jesse said, shrugging.

"NAH!"

"Oh, shush, you."

"NAH!" Oh, having a child was a pain in the a**. Sometimes he wanted to find who ever left the kid at his camp and just...

...

...well, he wasn't sure yet, but he'd think of something eventually.


"Babies ain't nothing!" Steve called out, his grubby right hand reached out, pulling on the pant leg of Jesse. His eyes were locked onto the 'kid'. And the mean Old Thug.

Who must be kidnapping the kid. Thugs never have babies. Do they?

He paused, and let go of the guy's pants leg. Puzzled by that line of thought, he plopped down, right on his a**, staring at a spot between the man's feet.

Jesse blinked down at the kid, and then peered at his pant leg. Why in God's name...?

"What's wrong, kiddo?" he asked, stooping low to a crouch to get a better look at the weird kid's face.


He was still frowning, his brow furrowed as he look up at Jesse's eyeless face. His hand reached out, pokin' towards his missing eye, just curious about what it felt like.

"Do Evil Thugs have babies?" he blurted out while he went to touch the missing eye.

After all, if you don't know, Ask.

Oh. Now he understood.

"I'm sure they do," Jesse nodded, "Otherwise, how would there be more Evil Thugs? I promise you, though, that I am no evil thug."

He noted that the kid was going for his eye patch and blinked.

"Iffen you wanna see what's underneath, I can show you. It's kinda nasty, though."


"You look like one," he said bluntly. What with missing eyes, being all Potato-ish, missing fingers. If there was a posterchild for Old Evil Thugs, Ninja Steve was certain this Jesse would be it.

But the kid, the kid didn't look like an Evil Thug. Nope. Not grungy, or disfigured, or anything. Now that he could see him clearly. His eyes scanned over the little baby.

"That's not your baby," he said. After all, it looked nothing like him.

"I know I do," Jesse replied simply, and then looked down at Sy, "Yeah, someone left him on my...proverbial doorstep. I'm still kinda lookin’ for his parents and doin' the best I can while I got 'im."

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:33 pm


5. A Second Meeting

"I should dump you at preschool. You're not to young for preschool, are you? That's why they call it preschool. You're too much of a slavering idiot to be useful in child society."

Natalia sat on the waterfront sidewalk's bench, giving Fiore an accusatory look. The lack of response was irking her, even though she realized it was no fault of the infant's.

"Wuh."

"See? Too thick to even attempt real words."


Jesse had found very recently that children made amazing accessories. Pretty girls talked to him more (and occasionally pretty guys, but that was a new and disturbing thing all on its own), people didn't try to kill him so much, and, hey, nobody ever suspected him of doing any wrong (except maybe kidnapping an infant).

"Oh, sorry!" he apologized with faux enthusiasm as he rather randomly bumped into a significantly smaller man on the street. The man looked as if he was going to say something, but the woman on his arm tugged at him and smiled to Jesse. Jesse smiled back and waited until they were out of sight before examining his prize.

Leather. Huh. Swanky.

He perched atop the edge of a nearby bench and began to rifle through the contents of the man's ex-wallet. Sy, slung over the man's shoulder, burbled happily to himself and sucked on an enormous silver coin, far too large to actually get into his mouth.


"I heard once that children are just parrots. Does that mean that if I keep talking to you, you'll start talking like an actual person and not just spurt horrible odors and exhibit your incontinence?"

"Uvuuuuwah."

Nat sighed, flopping on the bench and flinging her body around in dramatics, slinging one leg over it and knocking an innocent bystander in the head as they walked by.

"Hey! Watch ******** off!"

"You kicked me, you b***h!"

Nat sat up and gave a perfectly canine bark. The man she'd kicked swore at her again, but slunk off, distinctly weirded out. Nat snorted and laid back down on the bench, regarding her flowery-headed problem with a sidelong look.

"See that? THAT is how you deal with people. Not by hugging."

"Shuh!"


"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!"

"GOOD GOD, LITTLE MAN! HAVE YOU LUNGS OF STEEL?!"

Sy had gone back to his coin and supplied no answer, simply making little grabby fists at the psycho b***h who had--oh, wait.

What was her name? Something like...Brittney. Or...Melissa. Natalie? ********, he didn't remember. All he knew was that she had been moderately coherent and far more attractive than the armcandy he had just seen.

And so he moved to the end of her bench.

"Yo."

"Abbah."

Jesse laughed a bit eerily and pocketed the sixty-three dollars he'd found in the man's wallet.


"Hey, it's you."

Nat sat up, though only to settle herself more comfortably upside down on the bench. Her head hung over the edge of it, splinters digging into her neck if she moved.

"So. Lose any other important bits since I seen you last?"

Fiore screeched and bounced in his carrier, hands stretching out towards a familiar spiky orangey thing that made very loud noises.

"TAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE."


"I was castrated by a dolphin," Jesse said absentmindedly before tossing the wallet out into the street once more, "No. I got me a badass splinter, though." He waved a bandaged left hand.

'Splinter' was maybe an understatement. 'Shard of glass from a bottle I broke over someone's head' was maybe more appropriate.

Silas grunted and groaned, trying to reach the thing with the pretty hair.

"Nnnnnah. Nah. MMMMMMPH-AH!"


"I gush utter relief," Nat said, shaking her head slowly from side to side so that her hair trailed over the dusty ground. "Women everywhere would have wept to hear such news."

She picked her teeth with a nail, looking up at him and ignoring the uncomfortable pounding of blood as it rushed to her head, leaving her dangling legs starting to go numb.

"Gonna get creative with your perfectly legal earnings later, I'm guessing?"

Fiore, face scrunching up in distress, clumsily tugged at the strap keeping him firmly in place in the carrier. Drat the thing!


Jesse laughed, but made no verbal remark. Really, what were you supposed to say to that? 'You're a b***h. I like it.'?

"Oh, I'm gonna go find me some'a those women you're talkin' about."

It was a blatant lie. Silas needed food. There was no excitement in Jesse's immediate future. Speaking of Silas, he had easily navigated his way out of his netting-sling and flopped to the bench headfirst, laying like a lump of meat or a beached seal. That was it. The best he could do.

"Fo."


"Daaahling," Nat drawled, "I can set you up. I moonlight as a heartless and devious brothel madam. I'll give you one on the house."

Fiore squealed.

"Tai Tai Tai," he chirped, sitting up and grabbing at any bit of Silas he could reach.


"Do you mean...literally on the house?" Jesse asked, arching a brow and holding his hand up horizontally, as if you somehow replicate a coupling on a roof somewhere.

Sy giggled, even as his hair was tugged.

"Fo!"


"If you choose to be a blatant exhibitionist," Nat said with a snort. "All I ask is that you keep the noise level down. I've had complaints in the past, evidently the family next door with the four little brats doesn't quite care for the live-action porno soundtrack."

Biting at his own hair, Fiore burbled and tugged at the safety strap. He wanted to hug and play. This stupid thing was cramping his style.


"Oh, c'mon!" Jesse whined lustily, "That's the best part!" Why, oh, why were they having this conversation?

Well, it didn't seem that Fo was going to be able to go anywhere. His mother clearly believed in those straps of enslavement, the damnable devices. he pulled himself forward, using the edge of the horrible contraption to drag himself half into Fo's personal bubble.

And then he collapsed, trembling.

"Pbbblllllth."


"I fully agree, but you just can't reason with some people," Nat said with a mournful sigh. "Damn uptight ******** on the bench, unable to bear the growing headache any longer, she sat up and spun in her seat, tail curling over one leg. She ignored the way her shirt had twisted, riding up and exposing a few inches of her belly.

Glad for the company, Fiore moved on instinct and hugged Silas with a happy gurgle. It almost took his mind off the stupid evil restraints that kept him from escaping Mummy.


Jesse clicked his tongue.

"See, we don't have that problem back at home," he said, and found his eyes wandering to the newly-exposed skin. Sweet mother of God, you knew you were far too deprived of womankind when a bit of naval and some stomach got you all curious.

Silas sighed and hugged Fo back, trying to ignore the burny kinda pain in his chest from working so hard.

And then he noticed something interesting.

He leaned over far, smooshing Fo's head into his chest, and patted one of Nat's breasts, happily giggling.

"SY!"


Natalia was halfway through a smirk and catty response when she felt a very unwelcome touch on something very personal. Her ears set back and she growled, lips curling over teeth on instinct. When she saw it was Silas, she shuddered slightly.

"Hnn. I'm guessing he takes after you," she said to Jesse, flinging an arm over her chest and edging away from the perverted-infant creature. Blecch. Yet another reason to dislike children.

Fio, face effectively smothered, gave a small burble and waited patiently for Silas to get off. He kinda needed to breathe.


Silas did not so much moved as he was removed from his squishy bed of infant flesh.

"NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

"Thank'yehno," Jesse replied, as if it was all one word, "I think 'e just hasn't...yenno. Seen 'em enough. Livin' wit' thirty-someodd men n' alls." And then Silas began wailing, desperately wanting his hug machine back.


"Lovely," Nat said dryly, arms still wrapped protectively over her small but still highly personal bits of anatomy. "If you pull that move on me I'm sure you'll provide a better excuse."

Deprived of companionship, Fiore made a curious kind of sniffling sound, eyes welling up. He was a quiet crier, not resorting to whining screams but reaching out and grabbing with blatant distress.


"I prolly wouldn'," Jesse said honestly, and then added, "Real sorry 'bout that." He was going to address the woman by name, but then remembered that, hey, he couldn't recall it.

And then he saw the sniffling baby. God damn infants and their cuteness. They were the real masterminds. Who could resist such a thing?

Sy burbled happily as he was once more placed atop his Fo.


"Not much to grab hold of anyway," Nat said, dismissing the issue, though she maintained her healthy distance. "No big deal."

With a screech that clearly indicated how much he'd missed Sy in the past sixty seconds, Fiore clung to him firmly and glared reproachfully at the one-eyed man who'd so unkindly taken him away.


"Mm," Jesse said, which was neither an affirmative nor a negative. Or even a word, really. He relaxed again and laced his arms around the back of the bench.

Silas hugged his Fo back, rubbing his round cheeks against the other infant's chest.


Nat resorted to picking her teeth again, trying hard to get what she theorized was a piece of skin out from between serrated edges.

Giggling again, Fiore blew happy spit bubbles, dribbling over himself again.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:04 am


Quest 1
Pretty Silas, with his wonderful red hair. How will life turn out for him in the future? Well, I do know that it's about time for him to grow. So what will he need? Four fish, two long-sleeved striped shirts, and a hat. Of any sort. These should all be bought from the same store, during two different visits.


6. The Quest (part a)

"Brllddrrrrrrr..." Silas trembled, burying his face in his father's chest.

"I know, Little Man," Jesse said, brow knotted, "I know. We're almost there."

As could be expected, winter by the ocean was hideously cold. The salt and water in the air froze to tents, to people, to the ship...whatever it touched. That was no place for a baby.

As Jesse couldn't feel cold himself, poor little Silas was wrapped in all of his warmest clothing, appearing to be a head surrounded by clothes in a sling. His lips had gone slightly blue.

A wave of relief washed over the man as he stepped into the fishing shop. It was warm in here; warm and calm.

"GNA!" Silas yelped, tears welling in his eyes, "GNA, GNA!"

"I know, I know," Jesse sighed and moved to the fishing gear. There were a few shirts hung awkwardly on wire hangers, but none quite small enough for a child of Silas' size. Jesse just shook is head and sighed, pulling the two smallest shirts from the rack and looping them over an arm. Silas would likely drown in them, but as long as it kept him warm...

"Ten-fifty, please," the man behind the counter said, and Jesse handed that over, courtesy of his latest victim.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:10 am


Quest 1
Pretty Silas, with his wonderful red hair. How will life turn out for him in the future? Well, I do know that it's about time for him to grow. So what will he need? Four fish, two long-sleeved striped shirts, and a hat. Of any sort. These should all be bought from the same store, during two different visits.


6. The Quest (part b)

It was two days later and Jesse was back in the bay, walking toward the same fishing-and-hunting shop as before. Silas seemed content in his enormous shirt, but his ears had turned pink, and the white.

It was time for more warm clothing.

Jesse put the infant on the ground, and Silas rolled over to the bait tank, patting the glass.

"Bip! Bip!"

Nearby, Jesse had chosen a tiny little hat, smiling fondly. Aww, baby hats. He began toward the cashier to pay, and the noticed his bipping son. What...? He knelt and smiled.

"I'll take this..." he said, going back to pay, "and four'a those guppies."

"Can do. Four-sixteen."

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:17 pm


7. A Frigid Beach

Of course, Phantom thought as Cameo stumbled a little further ahead, it would be her daughter who would suggest going to the beach in the middle of winter. Or at least, that's what Phantom thought she had insisted on, because Cameo had only a limited child's vocabulary and the circular child's logic. Either way, Cameo was certainly enjoying it, despite the cold, and Phantom had already scolded her away from climbing the rocks once already.

"The water's cold, Cam." She said as the little Sin got a little ways ahead, and shifted the blanket underneath her arm. "Don't get too close. I didn't bring extra clothes." And just to make sure, she hurried up and was right behind the little girl, a gloved hand right between the shoulders.

"Uh-huh." Cameo said, grinning, and she hurried her feet, stumbled a little, and picked an interestingly colored rock out of the sand. It looked green in the sun between her mittened thumb and fingers when she lifted it to her eye level.

But she was staying away from the water, which was good, and this wasn't a leash-off beach, which meant no dogs, which was also good.

Phantom dropped her backpack and spread her blanket on the softer sand, and sat down, and kept her eyes peeled in case Cameo happened to pick up something less than safe.


Jesse's current camp wasn't so far away. In fact, it was just over the nearest rocky outcropping. The crew (and a few rather unsavory characters they had found) sat around a blazing campfire, all dressed in their winter warmest. A bottle of what was probably gin was being passed around, entirely regardless of colds and other such disease.

Eventually, the bottle came to Jesse. He took a swig and looked down to Silas, who was reaching up for it.

"Dada...Dada, me?"

The man thought a moment. Well, his mother had always used vodka to quell tooth pain, so what was the harm? He poured a bit of the booze into the bottle cap and handed it to Silas, who happily drank...and then choked. The men around him chuckled and the bottle continued around.

"Dada, ick."

"Live and learn, little man," Jesse grinned and gave Silas a kiss to the top of the head. He was pretty much resigned to the fact that he was stuck with a child now.


It was probably a given that the moment that Phantom decided to look away, Cameo decided that then was the best time to try and climb the rocks again. With her pockets full of rocks and shells and things, she placed her hands on the shortest

Her hooves clattered against the rock and Phantom jerked to attention, mother sense tingling.

"Cam?" She stood, messing up the blanket. "Cam, don't you - how many times-"

A few strides across the rockier sand and Phantom scooped the girl up in her arms. Cameo jerked and kicked. "But-but-but-"

- but hooves jabbed in your thighs were never comfortable. Under any circumstances. And these circumstances had Phantom gasping in the flutter of pain and shifting Cameo into a more comfortable position.

The toddler sniffled and gestured with her mittens towards the rocks and gave her mother the biggest, sad, puppy eyes in the world.

Phantom brushed the hair out of the child's eyes gently but said, "No."

"I wanna."


What the...? Silas got up and wobbled to the rocks, pointing up and peering back over his shoulder.

"Dada! Girl!"

Every head snapped up toward the rocks. Females were hard to come by on a ship. A few began to get up, but Jesse held a hand to keep them down.

"Ask'er if she's got a sister!" Butch yelped. Jesse just laughed and shook his head, scaling the rocks with relative ease. he peered over to the woman and her child. Huh. Weird lookin' kid.

"Hello, Miss," he grinned. Silas clambered up beside him, eyes wide. He peered at this new people in total astonishment. The beach was always empty in the cold!


Phantom looked up, and for a moment was taken aback. She hadn't expected other people here, although that might have been in part to her missing the campfire smoke entirely. "Oh, hello! Did we bother you?"

Cameo, completely unconcerned, waved enthusiastically. She wiggled a bit, and Phantom set her gently down. But she kept a steady had on her shoulder, and Cameo kept a hand clutching her mother's pant leg and the other waving. "Hii!"


Silas gave a curious little wave to the girl, blinking at her. A bit of hair fell from his ponytail and lay in front of his eye. He brushed it away in annoyance, and it only fell back. He growled and held it back in his non-waving hand.

Damnable hair.

Jesse had his attentions set on the woman, however.

"No, not at all. Just a little...celebration goin' on," he grinned, "You kin join us, if you'd like." He hid his mutilated hand between some rocks and motion with the other.


Cameo kept waving, rocking a little back and forth on her hooves and smiled cheekily.

"Oh no, that would be intruding, I think." Phantom said, smiling and fiddling with the tail of her braid. "Wouldn't it?" She looked down at her daughter, who, upon feeling her mother's eyes digging into the back of her head, looked up.

Cameo pouted, knowing full well that her mother was trying to instill manners in her, but she didn't want to be nice. She wanted to play. Real bad. Her brother didn't play nice at all, and her cousin didn't either, and Asha was too small. "Mom," and, tugging a little on her mom's pant leg, she added, "please?"


"Not really," Jesse shrugged, "We're all kind of right out in the open." The rocks surrounding his hand fell and, at the noise, he looked down. Pulling his hand from the mess, he found that he'd likely broken another finger. Huh!

Silas still just stared. Was the girl going to come to play? He didn't have much to play with besides his fishies...


Feeling a little uncomfortable - after all, that did look rather painful, and he didn't seem all that concerned about it at all - Phantom attempted to quirk a smile. But that might have failed miserably and seemed more of a grimace, but she wasn't sure.

But Cameo tugged again, with another "please", and this time she just could find it inside herself to say no. It was rather lonley, after all.

"Alright, let me get our things and I'll be right over then." Phantom blew a strand of hair out of her eyes and urged Cameo to follow her over.

As soon as her mother had said 'alright', Cameo lit up like a lightbulb and without hesistation hurried in front of her mother to the blanket. She tugged on it a little, but the backpack weighed it down and she only managed to get a few inches before she fell backwards into the sand.

But her mom quickly righted her back and grabbed the backpack and swung it over her shoulder. Cameo snatched the blanket up in a bunch and beamed.

Feeling very helpful, Cameo hurried as fast as toddler legs could take her (safely) back to the rocks where the boy was, the blanket trailing behind her in the sand.


Except the boy wasn't there any more, and neither was the man. Both Jesse and Silas had escaped back to the fire, one slightly more worse for the wear. There they sat, the bottle still going around, Jesse with a bandaged hand.

"Oi, she comin' ova?" Phil asked.

"Maybe," Jesse replied simply, "Give her time."

"And whaddif...?"

"Her little girl can play with the little man 'if'."

Hmm...what was this 'if' of which they spoke?


"Mom." Cameo had to arch her neck a lot to look her mother in the eye, because she had draped the blanket over her head like a hood. He wasn't there anymore, that wasn't fair.

"C'mon Cam, here we go." Phantom adjusted her backpack and heaved Cameo into her arms and climbed the rocks.

Once she had found herself on the other side, she quickly observed and evaluated and managed a smile. "Oh, there are more of you, are there?" Of course there were, the man had been speaking in plurals the whole time, hadn't he? Or close to the whole time, or enough of the whole time for her to have gotten the picture.

Cameo squirmed, looking for the little boy, and Phantom sat her down. But she kept her close because they didn't know these people and she certainly wouldn't be allowing her to go wander off until she did.

Phantom sighed and wondered just what, exactly, she had managed to get herself into.


"Aye, th'ole'crew's 'ere!" a man spoke up. He had a godawful Cockney accent and a great set of wooden teeth. There was a woman of questionable intent on one of his arms.

Jesse just shook his head.

"Sit over here with me. I'll keep you safe. Promise."

The men all laughed, and Silas toddled over to the little girl. Hm! She didn't have feets!

Altogether, the atmosphere was very contradictory. The men were friendly, family-like...but there was a strange undertone. It was unnerving, to say the least.


Cameo lit up and squirmed away from her mother, and toddled to meet up with the other boy. The blanket trailed behind her.

"Hii." She said, grinning, and pulled the blanket a little closer around her head, so that it was just her pink face and the green fringe of her hair. She shuffled her hooves, subconsciously. "I'm Cameo." But with the toddler lisp her name it might have been Camyo or Camo something else.

Phantom was quick to take the offered seat, because even a newly familiar face was better than a unfamiliar one. Which reminded her, rather promptly, that she didn't have his name. "I'm sorry, ah, did I catch your name?" She asked the man that had spoken to her earlier, who she had taken a seat next to. It was probably extensively rude not to introduce herself as well, so she added, "I'm Phantom."


Jesse arched an eyebrow. 'Phantom'? What kind of name was that?

"JT," he said, just in case he ended up not wanting her to know his name for one reason or another, "Nice ta meetcha."

The man sitting beside Phantom offered her the bottle of gin with a grin.

"I Sy," Silas replied with a little smile and reached out to touch Cameo's blanket. His 's's were shrill and long, but not too far lisped.

"Cameo wan' see room?" His room, of course!


If he had asked Phantom about her name, she would have told him that, well, it's actually not quite much of a name at all, but no one called her by her real name anymore. Except Ashoka, and sometimes Hilian, but that was another story altogether.

As it was, Phantom wasn't really concerned with names. "Nice to meet you too." But she was feeling uncomfortable, and changed the subject. "That boy, is he you're son?" She wouldn't be suprised, what with how her three kids came to her - and how Ashoka had recently came to her ranting about a wand and a book.

And when the man handed her the bottle she smiled wearily, shakily, and passed it to JT as quickly as possible.


"Sy?" Cameo repeated the name, just to make sure it sounded okay on her lips, and smiled. When he touched the blanket, she offered a bit a room next to her, just incase Sy wanted to get under the blanket too, because it was really cold, after all.

"Room?" Cameo looked over her shoulder at her mother, who had looked away for just a moment. "A'right. 'Kay."


Jesse took the bottle gladly and downed another swallow before wiping his mouth and continuing to speak.

"Kinda," Jesse said, "I found 'im on the ground and nobody's come t'claim 'im. He's my little man." He smiled fondly and looked back toward the children.

"The girl's yours, then?"

Silas blinked for a moment and then went under Cameo's blanket with her, leading her by the hand to one of the various ramshackle tents. There he spread his arms wide, reveling in the two mattresses, Sprite bottle fish tank, and rucksack within.

"Room!"

Oh my.


ABANDONED
...but we can safely assume it ended with such sayings as 'pigs' and 'dog' and whacking with a pocket book.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:19 pm


8. Polite Fruit

Chaco was out of the house again, this time with no particular mission. Just to, well, get out. He'd been berated by Illesi three times this day alone, the other Sin'aeis being in a rather bad mood for whatever reason. Aylee was chalking it up to male PMS, and Chaco didn't even want to TOUCH that subject.

So out of the house he went. To the park. Parks were fun, right? Uh, or that's what he'd heard. But now that he was there, well, Chaco couldn't actually find anything to do! He saw a few people having picnics, and there was the playground, but a) he didn't bring a lunch, and b) he was no longer a kid. That would just be... awkward.

Instead, he decided to just... walk. It was a big park, and maybe he'd finally find something to do if he just walked.

Ah, and so many pleasant walks were doomed to be destroyed by children at one time or another. This time it was a boy with long red hair and, apparently, too much self-tanning lotion.

"Sy! SY!" a male voice shouted from the bushes, laughing beneath the apparent anger, "Will you stop?!"

The child giggled and, with total disregard for the other man's legs, barreled by him, apparently following some kind of small rodent.

"Dada! Fuzzy!"

"Diseased, horrible fuzzy! Stoppit!" Finally, the brute of a man was able to scoop his child from the ground and hold him aloft. Silas giggled. Jesse beeped his nose.

"Sorry about that," he said to this...new person, "He gets a little...eh. Boys will be boys."


When two new people emerged from some trees, Chaco wasn't so surprised by the rat (of which he'd seen a few around the mansion at times when people left food lying around), but by the young boy. And his protector. It had been a while since Chaco had met any new protectors, but that was more his own fault.

His wings opening slightly by reflex, Chaco smiled. "I understand." His eyes fell on Silas again, "This child is the Cherry Cordial, correct? What is his name?"

Of course, he had no idea that Jesse knew nothing about the Sin'aeis whatsoever, and that his words would probably be seen as completely strange and crazy. Which Chaco wasn't, but well, that's the price one pays for slacking off.

Jesse's eyes went wide.

"Um. I dunno what you're on about, Mister, but his name's Silas," he said with an arched brow, "Now...cherry cord--what?" Who was this strange man, and why was he calling Little Man a polite fruit?

"Hi!" Silas said, entirely clueless to what was going on and not caring a lick about that, "I Sy!"


It was then that Chaco got a good glance at the man's face, and was more than a little surprised to see the insane amount of scars on it. How much must that have hurt? Probably best not to stare.

Turning his attention to the child, Chaco smiled, "Silas, huh? That's a good name for a fellow chocolate Sin'aeis."

But the protector still seemed confused, and the milk chocolate Sin'aeis couldn't help but wonder if he should take better care with choosing protectors from now on. But the phone book method had worked pretty well in the past! But probably best to address the issues, "Cherry Cordial, it's a... a type of chocolate treat. Sort of. Usually pretty expensive." He looked down at Sy, "He happens to be created around this element. I though this was explained in the note, however...?"

Jesse noticed the prolonged glance, but didn't pay it any mind. When you looked like he did, you got a lot of people staring.

"Oh..." Jesse blinked and tilted his head to one side, "...I didn't get no note. Jus' thought his old parents didn' wann'im any more." Alright...how did this man know about Sy? And if he was just some nutter off the street, where was his cart full of empty cans?

Silas grinned and reached for this new man. A friendly person! Yay!

Jesse, however, just held him closer.

Awwwww...


It was clear that the man though Chaco insane. Who wouldn't think so, when they start spouting such randomness? Though to be honest, Chaco was completely oblivious to Jesse's thoughts. He never HAD been too good at spotting these things, and Illesi would probably laugh at him for it, if Chaco ever noticed and cared to share.

"...Ah. Well, uhm. Actually, there SHOULD have been a note. I'm sure I typed on up. Uhm." Yeah, crazy just about sums up THIS conversation.

When you lived with a gang of murderers and drunks, your reasoning skills began to hone. For example, Jesse no longer thought this man was off his rocker...

...well, maybe a little.

"You tellin' me you left him for me?" Jesse arched a brow and shifted Silas' weight on his hip. The boy simply continued staring. Hmm, this man and Dada didn't seem to get along too well.


Chaco scratched his head a bit, "Well, uhm... Kinda. Er. Maybe? I... don't actually seem to remember the name his protector was supposed to have?" It had been far too long. It really would be better if he just started meeting protectors again at the beginning, as opposed to explaining it in notes. That way things like this wouldn't happen.

But it had, and now Chaco had to deal with the consequences. "I'm SURE there was a note... Uhm. Maybe it blew away, or something?"

"I don't doubt it," Jesse said calmly, although he was about ready to mace the guy and run, "but that's not my concern. Why the Hell are you calling my little man candy?"

Jesse was beginning to believe the man because, whether or not there was a note, he'd always had an inkling that Silas was less than Human. Telling him he was 'created' around this 'element' was not all that reassuring.

"Dada, coor-dee-yull?"

"I have no idea."

"Kay."


"Uh." Yes, that was his response. Chaco is a talented speaker, now isn't he? To be honest, he didn't know where to begin. He was used to dealing with this topic when the Sin'aeis were babies, not when they were toddlers.

Finally, he found a starting point, "Well, uhm. Technically, we're... Uhm, not from this dimension. We're not human. Uhm. Our species is called the Sin'eais, and our souls are tied to food, sort of." Uhm. This probably made no sense whatsoever to the poor man.

It definitely didn't...but Jesse seemed to accept it anyway. He looked to Sy, who realized after a moment and looked back, giving a slightly drooly smile. Jesse grinned, and then turned back to this new man.

"Hey, whatever. Sounds cool to me. Weirder things have happened." Well! It appeared that Chaco's amazing oratory skills had made some sense of things after all!


Chaco looked at the man, head tilted to the side. Well, sure, perhaps somewhere weirder things had happened, though a lot of protectors didn't seem to think so.

"Uhm. Oh. I think I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Chaco, Chaco Shiroko." Wow, way to forget something important, Chaco!

"Jesse Goodwin," Jesse smiled, offering Chaco his hand, "Pleased t'meet'cha, I guess." And all he kept repeating to himself was 'stranger things have happened, stranger things have happened, stranger things have happened...'

It was nice to finally know a name, even if the man did kind of freak Chaco out. Too many scars. But, well, Jesse WAS a protector, so there wasn't much Chaco could do about it. Nodding at the name, Chaco reached out and shook the man's hand. "Nice to meet you as well."

"If you didn't know anything about the Sin'aeis, then I figure you must have never been to the estate, then?" Jesse probably would have learned at least about Chaco had he been. "If you'd like, I can show you where it is. It's my mother's house, but it's also the place Sin'aeis children go to find each other or meet, or contact me."

Jesse's eyes went wide. 'Estate'? Mansions were called 'estates'. Holy crap, mansions. There was a lot of expensive stuff in mansions...

"Sure. I'd be much obliged," Jesse smiled and finally offered the reaching Silas to Chaco.

"Hi! I Sy!"


A smile on his face, Chaco took Silas, "It's nice to meet you, Sy." He really needed to start meeting more Sin'aeis. It had been too long since he'd spent a lot of time with one of his own kind, ignoring Illesi's existence.

And so he led the way to the mansion, which fortunately wasn't too far away. Four or five blocks, and when you compared that to how much walking it took to go all the way around the mansion, it wasn't much.

Finally they arrived, and as they stepped through the large gates, you could see the mansion in the distance, in all its three-storied (plus basement and attic) glory. "Welcome to the Shiroko Estate. This is my home."

Jesse's mouth opened to a little 'o' of awe. That was one big house...

Part of him hoped that Chaco having Sy hostage would stop him from doing anything stupid. The other part thought it would be really nice to be able to afford a space heater.

"That's...that's just...wow. Wow."

Silas wriggled a bit to get a better look at the mansion, arms wrapped around Chaco's neck.

"Oooooh~" he cooed.


Noticing Sy squiggling in his arm, Chaco shifted the small boy around to get a better look at the mansion as they walked. It really was a large house. Chaco usually flew his way in, as opposed to walking, because really. It was a long driveway. But with people with him, he couldn't, so walking it was!

"My uncle is an assassin and was the one to pay for everything. Still does, actually." He hadn't seen uncle Kunny in nearly three weeks now, though. Chaco would probably have to ask Aylee if she'd seen him at all.

Assassin? Hah! Jesse suddenly felt quite a bit more at home.

"The last time I seen the inside of four walls and a roof, I was a teenager," he said offhandedly, still ogling the place, "but it sure warn't anything like this."

"We have room!" Sy informed Chaco happily, "Two beds! Fishies!"


"We used to live in a small house," said Chaco, as they finally reached the mansion itself, "But the family was getting too big, and mom wanted a larger laboratory, so she asked her brother to build this mansion for her." After a moment, he realized some explanation might be due, "Uh. My mom's kinda... a scientist. Er. Inventor. Of sorts. Though unless she builds it herself from scratch, any electronic devices she plays with explode. It's... weird."

Weird explained Chaco's family exactly, actually. Everything about all of them was strange, except maybe Kunny. But even that was a stretch.

"Anyway, you two could stay here if you like," Chaco said, looking down at Sy, "We certainly have the space."

"Dada! Stay?!"

"Sorry," Jesse said, voice dreamy and far off as he pressed his bandaged hand against the cool exterior walls of the mansion, "We need to stay with the ship, Little Man."

"But whyyyyy?!"

Jesse looked to Sy, looking for all the world like an amazed child.

"Butchy wouldn't like it much."

"Oh. Okay."


Silas was so easily appeased. "That's all right. But if you ever need a place to stay, feel free." But boat? That was interesting, "Where do you live and work, if I may ask?" Chaco said, smiling as he opened the front door and entered the mansion.

Ryuu was just inside, dusting a particularly large and expensive looking vase. He stopped in his work to bow politely to Chaco and guests, then returned to the dusting.

Jesse's eye widened even further, looking as if it may burst from his head. Was he just...bowed-to?! Wow, this place was amazing...

He then remembered that he had been asked a question and turned slightly to Chaco, his eye still trained on that hefty vase.

"We live where ever we dock, sir," he nodded slowly, "and I wouldn't exactly call it 'workin''. 'Survivin'', maybe..."

Silas, however, had gone entirely silent. This place was huge and pretty and big and enormous! He wanted to stay!


After giving Ryuu a brief nod (he was finally used to the android helping out around the house), Chaco turned back to Jesse, "That's an... interesting way to live. I've always had a stable life, myself. I mean, there was one time mom took me to some island somewhere for a few weeks, but that wasn't really..."

"Ah, anyway. We've got a lot of places around the mansion, including the pool, hot springs, ah... Kitchen, computer lab." He wasn't really sure what to suggest, "Whatever you might like to do? Mom's even having a playground room set up, upstairs, but it's still being built."

"Mm, the islands..." Jesse murmured, and finally his gaze returned to Chaco.

"I dunno what the little man wants to do, but I'm just enjoying the warmth, here."

"Dada?" Silas suddenly piped up.

"Hm?"

"I wan' play."

"I know, Sy."


"Yeah, you should see the heating bill," said Chaco, smiling. He'd seen the one from last month. It was, ah, probably a good thing that uncle Kunny was always working.

"Well, suppose we could go up to the nursery. There are some toys in there, for my siblings and for the children who have just been bound, yet to go to protectors." The nursery had been vacant for a while. Chaco should really start binding more souls, and there were many to do, but somehow... He couldn't find the time.

"Mm, we don't have one'a those," Jesse chuckled, "So how's that sound, Sy?"

"Ya!" the toddler cried, bouncing in Chaco's arms, "Chay-to play wif Sy?"

Jesse just laughed again.


Nodding, Chaco led the way up the stairs. The nursery was right next to the stairs, which was why Chaco had chosen the location. It was easy to find, or get to in a hurry.

The floor of the nursery was spotless, with empty cribs in the corner, and boxes full of toys around the edges. They were mostly for babies and toddlers, with very few of them for older children. "Play with what you want! You can even take a couple if you'd like. We don't have much of a use for them at the moment, and can always buy more."

Sy's eyes went wide. He could TAKE one?! He hugged Chaco around the neck hard and then attempted to wriggle out of his grasp.

"Down! DOWN!"

"Silas..."

"Please?"

"Good boy."


Laughing, Chaco set the small boy down, "There you go." The toys in the bins had been collected based on what Chaco had thought were good, or Aylee (who had a weird sense of 'good'), or Konstantin, who had the most accurate view of what was best for small children, ironically enough. "Take what you want!"

Silas giggled and stumbled over, beginning to rifle through the toy boxes head-first. Hmm...what to play with...

Aha!

The toddler pulled a little inflatable ball from one box, waving it in the air.

"Chay-to! Chay-to! Play wif Sy?!"

Jesse had taken to sitting on the floor, staring at a questionable toy chest. He saw a plushie worth at least 5 bucks, another worth 3, a train worth 9...god, what he wouldn't give to have this kind of money handy.


Completely oblivious to what was going through Jesse's head, Chaco nodded at Sy, "Sure, I'll play." He knew a lot of the toys here were expensive, but well, Kunny got paid insanely well at his work. Assassin, y'know?

"What do you want to play, catch?" Because really, what else was there to play?

Silas shook his head and sat on the floor, legs spread in a kind of V.

"Wan' play pass!" he said matter-of-factly, positively beaming. Well, Chaco, THAT'S what else there was to play!


Pass? What did the cherry cordial child mean? Chaco had a vague idea, but still. Wasn't catch really just the same thing, just in the air?

Well, whatever. Nodding, Chaco sat down on the floor the same as Sy, assuming that was how it was played. "Okay, ready."

"Ready!" Silas parroted and giggled, rolling the ball to Chaco.

"Roll back!" he said. It was amazing, how easily amused this child was. Then again, rolling a ball was much easier than rolling a stone!


Chaco caught the ball, grinning. Yes, the child was easily amused, but he was only a toddler. That was pretty much the very definition of toddler. "Here you go," he said, rolling the ball back at Silas. It had been too long since Chaco had played with a small child. None of his siblings were babies anymore, which was both a blessing and... a bit lonely for a binder.

Silas giggled gleefully and passed the ball back with an enormous arm gesture. Dada played with him sometimes, but it was nice to have other people...especially when the people he was usually around smelled like dirt and booze.

Yes, it was always good to be around people who took baths. Chaco knew that one well. Nearly everyone in the Shiroko Mansion took them regularly, except... Well, both Aylee and Wes tended to forget when they were busy making things explode (intentionally on the part of Wes, but not so for Aylee), and absorbed in their work.

Chaco passed the ball back to Silas with a quick toss of the arm, grinning. "Your turn."

While rolling the ball back, Silas began to talk to his new friend.

"Chay-to, do you have Dada too?" Seeing as to how that was all he knew, a father.


Chaco blinked at the question and stopped the ball, forgetting for a moment to return it. Father? Well...

"Not... in this life, I don't. I have my mom, Aylee, but that's it. I used to have a father, in my... old life. But he passed away." He rolled the ball back as he spoke. He hadn't thought about his father in a long time, but even in the old kingdom he hadn't spent much time with the man.

"Oh. I sorry," Silas said and rolled the ball back. He seemed to think a moment and then continued his train of thought.

"Dada say I have mommy but she in th'water with t'mermaids."

There was a sudden crash as Jesse flinched and his hand went into a toybox. He cleared his throat.

"Mm...sorry."


The statement caused Chaco to stop again, looking over at Jesse when he heard the crash. The man looked unharmed, but... Chaco turned back to Silas, passing the ball back. "Well, I'm sure she's in good hands now, uhm..." He knew what it meant, but he was pretty sure the other Sin'aeis didn't. Time to go for the nice happy route, "My mother and uncle are actually half-merpeople, so I'm sure she's being treated well." Ignoring, of course, the fact that Aylee and Kunny were actually kicked out of their home when their older sister (a full blooded mermaid) murdered their father and a few other people. Cause she's just that crazy.

Silas blinked.

"Really?!" he asked happily, "Do you think can bring her? Dada miss her! I wan' meet her! Her name Dan-kuh! Mommy knows her?"

Jesse cleared his throat again. It was time to change the subject. Hardcore.


Chaco caught onto the cough, and grinned sheepishly, passing the ball back. "Uhm. Well, my mum hasn't been to the sea in a long time, so I doubt she knows her." He searched for other topics, "Do you know any other Sin'aeis like us, Silas?"

"Oh, okay!" Silas smiled and returned the ball, "Don' fink so! Was girl wiv hoofs, do'." He then looked to Jesse, who had a hand firmly clapped over his mouth.

"Dada, you otay?"

"Mm, you just play, Little Man."

"Okay."


Hooves? "Oh, I think you mean the grapes girl," Chaco said, returning the ball, "I wonder how she and her protector are doing now. I met them, once, I think." Back when he still actually MET with protectors at first. That stopped pretty quickly.

"Do you have any other friends?"

"Fio!" Silas cried happily and giggled, "an' Butchy! An' fishies!" In other words? Not really.

"We're usually not in the same place for more than a week or two at a time. It's hard to...to socialize," Jesse sighed.


Chaco recognized none of the names. Well, he understood what fishies meant, but that was well... The boy seemed happy enough with what he had, though. "Well, if you're ever in the area, stop by. I mean, a lot of the other Sin'aeis come by here, so you're bound to make more friends."

Silas gasped as if he had just been offered a winning lottery ticket.

"Tank-oo!" he giggled.

"Yeah, I'll be sure to bring him by more often."
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:08 pm


Ability Quest
Poor Silas, forced to live out in the middle of nowhere with Jesse and his er... 'friends'. We feel for you, we really do. Anyways, one of this 'friends' has taken something of yours (for whatever reason) and you want it back. Describe how you go about getting it back. You can use whatever methods you'd like, from persuading to trading to using the puppy dog eyes.



9. Fish Gotta Swim...

Silas woke up as he had not in a while; exceedingly early in the morning and with his eyes full of tears. At first, he wasn't entirely sure why. He peered around the tent, looking for something out of place. Bouncy ball? Check. Rucksack? Check. Fishies? ... FISHIES?!

OH, GOD, FISHIES!

"Dada! DADA!"

"...nnfh," was Jesse's brilliant reply, still half-asleep, "What?"

"Fishies gone!"

"...kay?"

"Daddy, FISHIES!"

"...Little Man, I have no idea where they are..."

Now turning frantic, Silas whined. Oh, had someone fishnapped them?! He ripped his way through the tie at the front of the tent and wobbled out into the light rain. Nobody as awake, except for one of the men sitting on the shore in a chair. Well, this seemed most likely.

Upon reaching the man, he saw this man was Howie, the wooden-toothed lecher. It was also easily observed that he was reaching into half of a soda bottle for a solitary yellow guppy.

"NO, HOWIE!"

"Hn?" the man asked, looking up and, thankfully, sparing the fish for a moment.

"HOWIE! FISHY! GIVE BACK!"

Howie seemed undeterred.

"Look, y'little anlkebita'. We needa eat tonoight, an' we gots us two fish. Noddanuff fer twenny men."

...alright, so the man had a point...but why use HIS fishies as bait?! There were plenty of other fishies and cabs and clams and...

In a rush, Silas sloshed into the shallow water and looked around. Shells, seaglass, more shells...CRAB! The creature, apparently knowing Sy's intent, began to skitter away. The toddler lunged and caught it beneath his foot. When he picked it up, it wasn't moving...oh well!

He ran-toddled back to Howie, holding the crab aloft.

"WAAAIT! WAIT! USE CRABBY!"

Howie looked at the many-legged thing, peeled back a bit of shell, found an egg sac and meat, and shrugged. It was more than a guppy...

"Alright, kid. Take yer damn fish."

Silas gave a happy cheer and took his bottle back, taping the top back on when he got back to his tent. Oh, fishy, you poor thing.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:20 pm


Affinity/Aversion Quest
Silas you've been living in that seaside shack for far too long. Your protector really needs to acquaint himself with the outside world. If he will not take you with him then you need to go on a little adventure yourself. You may go wherever you please, and you need to bring back three trinkets from your travels.


10. Too Early to Function

Sometimes, Silas loathed his inability to sleep through the night. Other times, however, it proved to be very...interesting.

He personally hoped this was going to be the latter.

The camp was dead silent, save the occasional snore or questionable yelp emanating from various tents. Those were easy to ignore as the toddler wobbled through the sand and began to climb the little rock escarpment to the street above. Very few people were out at all this early (although he truly had no idea how early it was, lacking a clock) and so Sy was free to travel the roads as he wished.

---

After hours upon hours of exploring the streets and staring into the closed stores (save a gas station that he didn't really feel the need to explore internally), Silas began back toward camp with his shiny stone, animal bone (from outside the butcher's shop), and flattened spoon in an old fast food bag.

He heard his name called once, twice, and then he was lifted from the ground and told "if you ever do that again so help me God I'm going to have a heart attack".

Oh well...he'd had fun!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:25 pm


11. Ratbaby Peep!

The market place was bustling as usual, filled with the sights, sounds, and smells of people trying to sell their wares. Stalls lined the walls of the streets, vendors attempting to sell everything from day old bread to recently woven baskets. A little stall at the end of the line stood slightly away from the rest, distinctly different from any of the others. Instead of the open stall, it was covered in a rich purple cloth, hiding the vendor from view unless you approached the stall from the front. From the entrance hung golden tassels, and among them charms of every shape and size. Incense burned in the corner of the stall, the scent of dragon's blood wafting out to those who passed by. "The Mystical Soothsayer" read the sign. "Charms, wards, and palm reading available."

Inside the stall, Gyp crooned softly to the ratling, who was resting comfortably in his sling. The soothsayer was dressed as per usual, from the handkerchief on her head to the numerous jewels and bangles she wore around her wrists. Those of the fox clan were notorious for their strange dress, though they said it made up for their lack of animalistic traits. Seeing as Gyp's fox tail was hidden under her clothing, only her amber eyes gave her away as being inhuman. Not that the ratling in her arms seemed to notice anything. Kiba squeaked softly at her crooning, brown eyes watching her intently. When she dangled a string of bone fragments at him he giggled, reaching up to touch them. This was cool!


Jesse and Silas were, as per usual, wandering the city to amuse themselves. Their first stop had been the zoo, which ended most abruptly when they found the 'red-heiny baboon' and his girlfriend. After that, Jesse had opted for a safer domain; the shopping center.

He'd pick-pocketed a few more wealthy-looking patrons and returned their slightly-lighter wallets back to them and, soon enough, he had a reasonable amount of money for a day on the town.

Silas led the excursion, dragging a new bunny-plush by the ears behind him. It may have been the sight of the stall, or perhaps the smells from within, that lured him there. Regardless, the small boy invited himself into the structure, soon followed by a slightly grinning Jesse.


Kiba's little ears perked at the sounds of approaching footsteps, Gyp reluctantly taking her eyes off the child to look at her customers. The rat baby was incredibly cute, able to work his charms on even on a swindling, cunning vixen like herself. She had to give the boy some credit. Hopefully he would grow up good, and take an interest in their guild. She had heard rumors of children being adopted into thief families who turned out to be knights in shining armor. The age of chivalry had died. This world was no longer the place for the righteous, something that Gyp strongly believed herself. It wasn't any wonder why the vixen had no problems cheating people out of their money.

"What can I help you with, young sir?"

She spoke directly to Silas, bangles jingly as she moved to get a better look at him. A young boy, perhaps the youngest she'd seen step into her little shop. Perhaps he had just been curious. Her stall was rather different. His father (though Gyp did admit he looked nothing like his son) looked the tough sort, though, so she would have to keep her eyes on them.


Silas tilted his head at all of the shiny and the string of bones previously used to play with the rat child. This was certainly quite different than any other shops he'd seen. This one didn't have any pretty things for sale!

"Sy, tell the nice lady why you came in here."

Silas looked up to his father, then back to the woman with the baby. Oh no! Who was this?!

He rushed back to Jesse, clinging to the man's leg and attempting to hide himself behind it. The toddler had become a pair of pink eyes and a thrush of red hair. Jesse chuckled.

"Sorry."


Gyp raised her eyebrows at the child, surprised that it had taken him that long to notice. The little rat baby in the sling had noticed the approach of strangers. Perhaps this child was simply hard of hearing, or perhaps he was just plain dumb. Either of the options worked for her. She had no great love of children who weren't raised in the presence of a mystic. They had no imagination and were always incredibly skeptical. Not to mention they tended to be very rude.

"Nothing to apologize for," the vixen replied with an absent wave of her hand. "There are many who fear the mystic arts, as well as those who practice them." From within his sling, Kibarango gave a small squeak, reaching upwards when he heard the bangles jingle. With a soft chuckle, Gyp moved one of her hands closer to the baby, allowing him to jingle her bracelets. That made him chur softly, apparently very pleased with so much shiny so close to his face.

"Is there anything you would ask of this soothsayer? Perhaps a charm to favour your ships?" The man's clothes reeked of salt water.


Jesse's smile turned to a smirk and he dropped to one knee, whispering something to the toddler and offering him something from his pocket. Silas emerged from behind his father's thigh, took one step forward...two. His eyes faced the ground as he shuffled to the woman before them.

"May I--" he began, and then looked up a moment.

"May I...haaave pa'am wed?" Toddler speech impediments were certainly something amusing.

Jesse smiled smiled at the little boy, crouching in the corner to watch.


The vixen eyed the man with just a hint of wariness when he smirked, not entirely convinced of his good intentions. There was something to be said about a man with that many scars, and it definitely wasn't anything good. The fact that he smelled like sea water only made things worse in the soothsayer's eyes. However he seemed to be only dealing with his child, whispering something in the boy's ear. Gyp decided to simply watch and let things play their course. After all, he hadn't taken anything of hers yet.

She watched Silas come slowly forward, tilting her head as he started his question. Could he have his palm read? Gyp flashed the child a toothy grin, before offering her hand to him face up. "Place her hand here, and turn it up so I can see the palm." She was aware that the child probably didn't know much about what she was going to do, so she would cut him a little slack. "I'm going to have a look into your future. Do you have anything specific you'd like to know?"


That was true; Silas had no idea what was going on. He did, however, know that this nice lady was somehow magical.

A violent scarlet blush on his cheeks, the toddler placed his hand palm-up in the woman's and shook his head shyly. For a moment, he worried. Was his palm readable at all? There was nothing written on it, as far as he could tell...even though he was only just now beginning to read. Perhaps, he realized, that's what his woman could do! See invisible words!


Gyp couldn't resist the soft chuckle at the blush, amber eyes softening. Even though his dad looked like someone she would never want to have to do business with, this squirt wasn't so bad. Perhaps a little too shy for her tastes, but shy was better than obnoxious or dangerous. The fact that he had done what he was told gave him brownie points. If she saw him again, she would have to make a note of telling Bantu there was a decent child around for the ratling to meet when he was older.

"Right then. How about love? Perhaps you got someone you fancy now, so we'll deal with that first." She grinned, before reaching down to trace a gently curving line that spanned from one side of his hand to the other. "This is the heart line. Yours is long, very long, and curved just upwards at the ends, like a smile. Means you're a romantic person, very nice and giving of yourself when you love someone." With a definite nod, she tilted her head to study the other lines on his palm. "Can tell you about your mind, your fate, your health... lots of things can be seen on your palm."

"Ooooh~" Sy cooed. So the lady didn't read invisible words...she read lines! He smiled then. He liked this lady's voice, and her likes her soft hands. It was a nice change from the men.

"How about fate?" Jesse asked from the corner, "That's always nice to know."

"Yeah!" Sy agreed excitedly. Whee!


He seemed to be taking this rather well. Perhaps he was interested in the results of his palm reading now. It was better than the skeptical looks that Gyp got from many of her clients. They never seemed to believe she could see what she could see. Sigh. When you came in skeptic, you left skeptic, as far as the vixen was concerned.

"Fate?" Gyp cocked her head, before shrugging and staring back at the child's palm. "Fate then.... Here, this line here." She traced a line from the base of his thumb down to the edge of his palm. "And see where it crosses this line here," she traced a line from the base of his middle finger down to the end of his palm. "That's your life line. Where they meet, it means that you're going to have a tough time, but your family and friends," Gyp glanced upwards at Jesse, "Will be there to help you. Not a bad fate. "


Silas giggled and looked to his father, grinning. He loved good news, and what was better than knowing he'd have support?! He offered a handful of coins to the woman with the hand she hadn't been reading. She definitely deserved a tip for this!

Jesse flinched, seeing the excess coins, but said nothing. He figured he didn't give that great of a first impression anyway, so why make the woman think he was a stiff? It wasn't technically his money anyway...


Gyp grinned toothily, gladly accepting the coins from Silas. The kid had been nice, so she wouldn't consider taking anything extra from him. Swindling was only worth it if the person looked like they would get irritable about it later. Like that man in the back corner. He looked like he would get irritable if she took money from him. "Thank you very kindly, young sir."

As thought to thank him as well, Kiba squeaked, reaching up his little pink fingers to flail them at Silas. He had been preoccupied with the bangles, but he heard giggling. Giggling always got his attention.


Only then did Silas realize ow much this baby looked like Dada's horrible diseased fuzzies! This got him rather excited. He offered a finger to the infant, a grin positively splitting his face in two.

"Hi!"

Jesse stood then, approaching the woman.

"Wouldja mind doin' th'same fer me?" He offered out the correct pay.


Kiba's large pink ears perked at the sight of the finger, churring softly as he reached up to grab at it. Wheee pretty finger! He had never seen one this colour before! The rat baby squeaked in response to the hi, blinking brown eyes up at Silas. Gyp grinned again at the child's interest, reaching down to pat the rat baby on the head. "This here is Fuzzy. He's got a big long name but I don't like to you it."

The vixen looked up when Jesse approached, taking the coins easily before opening her hand for him to place his down. "Anything in particular you'd like to know sir?"


Silas giggled and leaned down to kiss at the baby's knuckles. He'd never seen such little hands!

"Hai, Fuddy! I Sy!"

Jesse looked to his son a moment, smiling fondly, and then turned back to the woman before him.

...and he sighed heavily.

"Love..." he murmured and blushed, half-smiling. Aww, the poor lonely hopeless romantic.


Kibarango giggled when his knuckles were kissed, waving his arms around and wiggling his fingers. He liked that! That was very nice! Brown eyes blinked up at Silas as he spoke, responding with a pleasant squeak. People seemed to like it when he squeaked at them, and the rat baby had learned to perpetuate the behaviour. Though he did not recognize the words or what the Sin'aeis was saying, he seemed to be in a good mood, which meant that Kiba would also be in a good mood. The rat baby could always be happy if someone else was happy.

The vixen caught the smile that the man gave the boy, causing her own lips to curl upwards at the ends. A seafaring man, no doubt, but perhaps this one knew a bit more about how to behave than the regulars that often swaggered into her stall. "Love? Alright, let's have a look." Gyp's fingers idly traced a few lines, tilting her head when she traced a broken line that spanned horizontally across the top of his palm. "Love life hasn't been kind to you, sir. Lost someone important along the way. But the future looks bright. Got some upward lines, which means happiness," the soothsayer traced the lines as she spoke, "Nothing a touch of romance can't fix." She flashed him a toothy grin. "Anything else, sir?"


Silas gave an excited giggle and pet the baby's face and belly through his sling. How adorable! He'd never heard anything make that kind of sound before, not except for Dada's horrible diseased fuzzies! This one didn't seem diseased, though!

"Ka' I hoooowd him?" the toddler asked, looking to the woman.

Jesse half-grinned and shook his head.

"No thanks, ma'am." He offered her a few extra coins, a strange smile splitting his face. He knew the image he usually projected, so he was trying damn hard to break it.


Diseased? Not yet at least. One day, he would have to undergo the Rite of the Birthing Plague, and perhaps then Silas would see him as closer to the diseased rats his father had. But for now, Kibarango was just a cute, chubby rat baby, who squeaked and giggled.

Gyp gave Jesse a nod, the coins sliding easily down the sleeve of her robe. Not a bad day. Two good fortunes given out to a strange man and a very nice boy. The vixen turned her attention back to Silas, nodding slowly at his question. "'course you can, so long as you be gentle. Have a seat on this stool here, and put your arms out like this," she demonstrated, before carefully setting the rat baby in his sling in Silas's arms.

Kibarango made a soft "oooooh" noise, staring up at Silas. Now he could see him much better!


Oh, it was very likely the boy wouldn't care then anyway.

"Hiii~" Silas cooed, hooking his feet in one of the rings so as to not fall. He began to sing to the baby, a soft low song he sometimes heard the men at camp singing. Had he not known it in simple phonetics, it likely would not have been baby-proper, but 'yoh hoh a pawwot's life fo' mee' was barely inappropriate.

Jesse moved to stand behind his son, who looked back, laughed, and turned back to the baby. Ah, now that was a kid brought up right!


Gyp moved to give the toddler some room, staying close enough only to be able to grab for the rat baby if the boy decided to drop him. Not that she thought he would do it on purpose, but he could always lose his balance. Bantu would not be very pleased with her if she brought the boss's son back after dropping him on the floor.

Kibarango fell silent at the song, brown eyes watching Silas intently. He'd never been sung to before, and it was very interesting to listen to. The rat baby found he liked it very much. All of the words meant nothing to Kiba, and so the fact that Silas was singing like a toddler didn't faze him in the slightest. He would peep occasionally at Silas whenever he sang a part the baby liked, giggling sometimes at the funny sounds Silas made.

"You guys from around here?" The vixen asked, fiddling with one of her gold earrings. Kiba seemed to really like the boy, and she wanted to know if she could arrange some future meetings between them.


Silas ended up holding the baby to his chest, laughing and snorgling the little ball of fur and flesh. He adores this baby...he was everything the toddler liked rolled up into one squeaking, peeping little being! He wanted to take him back. Maybe he could trade his bunny plush! It was just as cute, and even more fuzzy!

"We're from everywhere," Jesse shrugged, smiling to the woman, "Always Gaia, though...usually the mainland. We hit the Isle every few weeks, though." Huh. Why did she care?


It seemed the laughter was contagious. The rat baby began giggling and squeaking in earnest as he was snorgled, flailing his chubby little arms around happily. Wheee this was fun! Who know this red boy could be so entertaining? He hiccupped a few times during his giggles, but seemed to be enjoying himself all the same.

"Everywhere?" Gyp repeated, smirking inwardly. Aha, so he had been a pirate or some sort. A sea faring man at the very least. It was nice to know that she hadn't lost her touch. He may be a nice man, but he was still someone of the sea. They were quite different than those of the forest. "You visit all over the coast then? How often do you come back near here?"


This only made Silas laugh harder, and tears began to sprig from his wide toddler eyes.

"Oh, pretty often, and even then we wander during the day..."

"DADA, I KEE' FUDDY?!"

Jesse chuckled.

"No, Little Man, I don't think they'd like that."

"Awwwww..."


Kibarango's giggles changed into soft churrs at the sight of the tears, reaching a little pink hand over to touch them. Hmmm.... He frowned a little in concentration, as though trying to figure out what was coming out of Silas's eyes. The rat baby gave the boy a small pat on the cheek with his outstretched palm, clicking his teeth together in a brux.

Gyp laughed out loud at the boy's question, her jewellery jangling as she did so. "Eh, I don't think his mother would be too happy if I told her that I gave her little one away. She loves him very much. But you can come visit him whenever you like. I'm pretty much always here." She grinned widely at the two of them.


Sy grinned and kissed his Fuzzy on the nose.

"Okay! Dada, we come bat?"

"Mmhm! Of course," Jesse grinned to the toddler and then turned back to the woman, "Thanks. The little man could always use more friends."


They would come back? Excellent. Bantu would be pleased that she found a suitable friend for the child. There really weren't any exemplary youths back home at Bramble Manor, especially ones that would handle a baby with the carefulness it deserved. Twitch and Spark were okay, but they weren't children anymore. It was nice for Kiba to have a friend he could grow up with.

Gyp gave a soft chuckle at Jesse's comment, only nodding her head. "Anything to keep good kids together." She carefully took the rat baby from Silas, Kiba's eyes remaining on the toddler even as he was moved. He opened and closed his pink fingers at Silas, before yawning widely. The ratling seemed quite pleased with himself, though getting a little on the tired side.

"Come back and see us any time."

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:53 pm


12. Daddy's Got a Date!

"Why're we out Evie? Huh? Why?" Oh, Horatio was excitable, he was. Evie sighed, shaking her head.

"Groceries, H." She said, looking tired.

"Why?"

"Because we're out of milk."

"Why?"

"Remember the incident this morning with the toast?"

"Oh."

Jesse and Sy, however, were out for a very different reason. The crew needed a few new cartons of ammo, and had no money that didn't need to be spent on food or clothing. He bumped into a man, acquired four dollars, and continued on.

"How much we nee', Dada?"

"Prolly forty 'r so."

"Have foh-tee yet?"

"Nope."

"Kay."

And then he spotted a purse...and a purple, talking dog. Hey, weirder s**t had happened. The dog was a good distraction while he bumped into her.

"Oh! Sor...ry..."

...pretty lady.


And said pretty lady looked up at him in surprise, blinking. After a moment she smiled. "That's perfectly all right." She said softly. After all, accidents happened.

"Evie, why'd that guy run into you?"

"Accidents happen, Horatio."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Why?"

Evie laughed at him.

"Oh, no, I should have been watching where I was going," Jesse smiled, all the while slipping the woman's wallet back into her purse. He wanted to stay here, to talk more, but he couldn't think of anything to s--

"FUDDY!"

That would do.

Sy crouched beside the talking purple dog, petting for a moment before throwing his arms around the dog's neck.


Evie laughed again, watching Sy. "Your son...?"

Oh! Oh! Horatio was gleeful! He made a happy squeal, trying to lick as much of Sy as he could. "Little! Little! Evie! Little!" Oh my, The little wanted to play! Some littles didn't, and then Horatio got in trouble for making them cry.

Jesse nodded and smiled affectionately down to the toddler.

"More or less. His name's Silas."

Speaking of, Sy was dissolved into a giggling, snorgling little ball down with the purple puppy. Yay! A fuzzy he wasn't getting yelled-at for touching!


"He's adorable." Evie smiled down at the boy, feeling that oh so familiar twinge of jealously. She pushed it back down like she always did. Oh, well. Wasn't meant to be for her. After a few more moments of adoring watching, she smiled and looked up at Jesse. "My name is Evie, by the way." She offered her hand up for shaking.

Oh and Horatio was just as gleeful. "Little, I not 'aposed to touch you, but you did first, so we friends now, kay?!"

"Thanks," Jesse nodded and took the hand gladly, hiding his marred fingers behind his back, "I'm Jesse, JT, whatever ya feel like."

"Otay!" Sy nodded seriously, "I Sy. What you, Fuddy?"


Evie was glad herself. She was a terribly lonely woman. "It's very nice to meet you, Jesse."

"Horatio!" Ah, Horatio had gotten good at saying his name. Tail wiggling, he looked up at Evie and Jesse. "Horatio and Sy go play now. Okay? OKay! Come, Sy!"

"Be careful, Sy!" Jesse yelped after the boy.

"Otay!"

And Sy scampered after Horatio, quite ready to go where ever the pup lead him.

"Anyway...ah...where ya from, Evie?" Lame. LAME.


"Gambino." Evie said, looking after the pair. "And you don't have to worry. He may seem less intelligent than a box of rocks, but Horatio's pretty good at watching out for things." When he remembered.

Tail wiggling, Horatio kept looking back at Sy. "Wat Sy want to play?"

"Oh, I trust the dog more than I trust my own son," Jesse snorted. Oh, wait! Oh, God! You don't tell that to people!

"Anyfin'!" Sy smiled, "Pass?"


"Well, he is small still... He's so friendly, too. Does he try to go home with other 'nice' people?" Evie turned to look back at Jesse now. She smiled at him, not seeming to dwell on the scars or the missing eye. The remaining one was quite pretty enough anyways.

"Where get ball though?"
Horatio asked him, nuzzling around him like a cat. Yay, little who came to play~

Jesse chuckled.

"I'm sure he would. I tend to...not let him out of my sight." Oh, he had such a nice grin when he was genuinely happy.

"Ummm..." Sy reasoned, "...use rock?"


"I understand that. I think if I had a child, I'd probably be too worried to ever let them out of my sight..." Evie shook her head lightly and smiled.

Horatio went on the look for a rock and found one that looked like it would roll, proudly bringing it over to Sy. "Found! Rock! See? Is good?"

"Yeah," Jesse nodded. And then came the awkward silence.

"Uh...d'you wanna...sit?" He turned around, looking for a bench. Luckily, there was one no more than 50 paces away.

Sy looked at the rock, studying it hard, and then grinned and nodded.

"Kay!"


Evie nodded. "It's better than standing. Horatio might steal Silas for a while. Usually kids are afraid of him because he's so... Hyper."

Horatio tossed the rock up into the air and caught it again, then carefully passed it on the ground over to Silas. His tail was going about a mile a minute and he, of course, had to stop and chase himself around in circles for a bit. Yay!

"Sy's not afraid of anything but the dark," Jesse smiled and shrugged. He was surprised that Evie wasn't scared of the scars or off-put by the vague stench of salt water that always hung around him.

This was one nice lady.

Silas giggled and dropped down to a squat, rolling the rock back. Yaaay!


"He seems like a nice boy." Evie said, sitting on the bench and carefully arraigning her skirt around her.

Horatio giggled as well, grabbing the rock between his front paws. After a moment of getting everything in order, he rolled it back. "I like Sy! I keep you, okay?"

Oh, God...so pretty and delicate and feminine and--

"Oh, yeah. He's a good kid. He tends to wander if something catches his eye, but that's not so bad. We always find each other again."

Silas rolled the rock back and tilted his head.

"Sy live wif Dada. We hab tent!"


"Mm." Evie crossed her ankles, resting her hands in her lap and looked up at him. "He's so small, though... I'd be terrified. But I'm a worrier." Then again, whenever she'd worried, it'd been founded. Like with Tom and Nikki.

"You and Dada come. We have extra rooms! I play Sy, Evie can has Dada!" It worked out perfectly in Horatio's mind. Yaaaaay!

"Mm, I keep an eye on him," Jesse nodded, eyes flickering over to the adorable pair for a moment.

"Hey, do you wanna see a cool trick?"

"Otay!" Sy grinned. It made sense to him too!


"Mm? Sure." Evie smiled.

Aaaaand Sy had himself a new bestest friend forever and ever. Horatio dropped the rock in favor of jumping at Sy and licking his face. Yaaaaay!

Sy gave a giddy shriek and giggled, petting at Horatio and occasionally pushing playfully. He really didn't mind.

"Alright," Jesse said, "Name anything you have on your person, and tell me where it is."


Horatio hummed, finally letting go. "I like Sy. Sy good." He informed him, snuzzling. Awwwwww. And then he went back to the rock, batting it at Sy.

"Mmm...?" Evie blinked after a moment. "Well, I have a charm on my belt...?"

"Hor-a-sho good too!" Sy grinned and continued their game. Oh, friends were so much fun!

"Alright," Jesse nodded. He stared into Evie's eyes and circled his right hand in mid-air. In a moment, he snapped and clapped it over his left hand...and there in his palm sat the charm. A slow grin spread over his face.


They were! Expecially when they weren't afraid of you. Horatio hummed to himself. "Sy? Wat tent?"

Evie's eyes widened for a moment and she smiled, holding her hand out for the charm. "Slight of hand, huh?"

"You could say that," Jesse nodded, holding out her charm and...her wallet?!

"Tent is...is...fwee wall an' a do'."


Evie raised her brows even farther. "So, that's why you bumped into me, huh?"

"Huh! I never seed a tent before." Horatio nodded. He'd seen sewers though!

Jesse looked pretty ashamed all of a sudden.

"Well, yeah, but I already put it back once." Caught.

"You come visit Sy, kay? See tent."


"And you're talking to me. That's honestly a nice change of pace." Evie smiled, reaching up to give his arm a little squeeze.

... Ooh. Nice.

"Kay! Were tent at, Sy?"

"I...I couldn't make myself do it," Jesse said, laughing slightly and blushing. Oh my...touchies!

Evie's smile grew slowly. Awww, cute man. "That's good to know, Jesse." Her nose crinkled up slightly and she grinned at him.

"Can we go see now?" That way? That obviously meant like twenty feet!

"On beech," Sy smiled and pointed, "Dat way."


Oh, God...adorable smile too. Jesse’s blush just deepened.

Sy shook his head sadly, frowning.

"Is too fars."


And that only made her giggle. What a nice man.

"Why?" Horatio looked confused.

"Uh..." Jesse said a bit awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck, "Do you wanna...maybe...go out for...dinner later? Or something?" Go, Jesse!

"Beech too far," Sy nodded solemnly, "Too long walk. An' men not like new peepls."


A slow smile grew over Evie's face. Apparently, redheads in their mid thirties seemed to not get as many proposals as one would think.

"I'd like that."

"But Sy, I not peoples."
Horatio said in earnest. "I Jivvin. Dat Ferret-doggy-kitty."

Phew!

"Great! I mean...great," Jesse chuckled, "Where do you wanna meet?"

"Your mommy is peepls," Sy nodded seriously, "They mean to mommies."


"Hmm... I've been out of the loop for quite some time. Would you just like to meet at my home?" Evie asked, turning slightly red. Aw.

Horatio frowned, rubbing against Sy. Awwwww. "Okee." Awww, sad Kitty-ferret-dog thing.

Jesse blushed again and grinned.

"Sure. Where do you live?"

"S'okay!" Sy nodded, "See, my daddy gonna see yo' mommy! I come too!" Boy, was that kid going to be disappointed...


"Down on Crane street, house number's 147." Evie said, reaching up to twirl a piece of hair around her finger lightly.

And no doubt there would be a disappointed Horatio as well. He rubbed against Sy, rock in mouth, looking like a happy little purple dog thing. Hooray!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:48 pm


13. Of Booze and Par-Wibbles

"Is this a stra'berry?"

"No."

"Is this a stra'berry?"

"No, Fiore."

"Is this a -"

"WILL YOU PUT A SOCK IN IT."

Fiore looked up at Natalia with doting eyes, and offered her the mostly broken seashell.

"It's pretty," he said. "Izzit a stra'berry?"


Nati took the shell and threw it over her shoulder.

"Fio. Please. Go bother someone else."

"But-"

"NOW."

Supposing it would be safer not to test Mama's temper further, Fiore gave Nati a peck on the check and toddled off further down the beach, splashing a little ways into the surf.

"You did promise him you'd pick strawberries," Leonora said coolly on the beach towel beside her sister. Nati snorted and rolled onto her stomach, flipping a page of her magazine.

"I just told him that so he'd shut up," she said. Leonora huffed and swatted at her sister.

"You're horrible."

"Mmhm."



"That's not nice," Jesse snorted, leaning over to see what Nati was doing. He then turned, "SY! FIORE IS HERE!"

"FOOOOOOOOOO'!"

The red-haired boy flew over a nearby pile of rocks, landing hard on his face and not caring as he ran to his friend, blood dribbling down his chin.



"Tch. A lifetime of disappointment will build character," Nati drawled, looking up at Jesse with a wry smile. "Long time no see, darling."

Leonora was not taking Jesse's sudden appearance so calmly.

"CHRIST ON A BIKE, YOU'RE HUGE."

"Leo. Shut up and go hunt for crabs."

"But-"

"CRABS."

"Fine, fine, going."

Fiore jolted and tripped over his own feet, landing face first in the water. He got up spluttering, and bolted over clumsily.

"SY SY SY YOU BLEEDIN' HIIIII~"

And then he proceeded to tackle Silas to the ground.



Jesse laughed.

"No need! No need. I know I'm big." He invited himself onto Nati's towel, ankles crossed.

"What's been up with you?"

Silas giggled and flailed a bit, nuzzling his Fiore's cheek and shoulder.

"HI! YOU GROWED TOO!"



"Ugh, don't let her hear that, then she might come back and then I'll have to take her home with me," Natalia sighed, pushing her sunglasses up her nose again. "Up with me? Ha. Plotting to murder parties who shall remain nameless, the little runaway man-slut."

She ground her teeth for a second, then shrugged it off and sat up with her wry smile.

"Where've you been? I hope not in prison, you're just too pretty."

Giving Sy a peck on the cheek - hey, Leo let him do it, clearly Silas would too - Fiore sat up and brushed the sand off his face.

"I got big'n strong and I even beat Leo in a fight. Righ' Leo?"


"No!"

"She jus' sayin' that 'cause she's mad I won" Fiore whispered conspiratorially, looking deeply proud of himself.

He decided not to mention it had only been a pillow fight.



"Believe it or not? Courting," Jesse said, crossing his arms behind his head. The man stared up at the sky, eyes glazed and faraway. Aww, it was so cute when enormous mutants were in love.

"Ooh!" Sy said, "I never beat'd anyones! I ress-ul wif Hor-a-sho, tho'."



Nati immediately thought it was a joke, but bit her tongue to curb the laugh that would have come out when she saw his face. Aww, how...uh. Sweet.

"I'm happy for you, Jesse," she said after a beat, uncharacteristic sincerity in her tone. And then it was gone. "So. Which team are you swinging for?"

"Ress-ul?" Fio parroted. "Whass that?"

And what was more, what the heck was a Hor-a-sho.


"Fio, don't eat starfish."

"Wasn'!"

"Was. You spit that out 'fore I tell Nati."

Fiore hurriedly spit out the starfish, wiping his mouth and looking up at the clouds innocently.



Jesse just laughed. Hard.

"What the Hell, Nati?! What the HELL?!"

Sy sighed, resting his head on Fio's chest.

"Is when you roll 'round n' play rough!"



Nati just grinned.

"Dar-ling, I don't know what you get up to when I'm not around to look after you. One must assume certain things."

Fiore nodded hard, even though he still didn't quite understand. Eh, Mama would probably explain. Or tell him to shut up and go away. Either or.

"You shoul' come over mah house," he said. "Mama? She, she gave me a room? And it's big. An' my bunnies and my fishie live wi' me."

He paused.

"I thin'...I thin' Lulu ain't a girly-bunny," he said, thinking. " 'Cause Lola's got real fat. Leo says she gonna pop babies soon. And then Mama'll eat 'em."



"Just because I'm a sailor doesn't me--OH ********>" Jesse laughed and leaned over, grabbing Nati by both sides of the face and kissing her roughly before propping his torso up above her, grinning.

"I play for that team, sweets."

Silas gasped. Fio got a room of HIS OWN?! How novel!

"Can I had baby?" he asked, propping himself up, "Bunnies fuddy."



"HNNF!"

Splayed out on her towel, Nati stared at Jesse in absolute shock. Then she burst out laughing, wiping her hand carelessly across her lips.

"I'll keep it in mind so I can keep myself available as the rebound," she said, patting Jesse on the cheek.

"If Mama don' eat 'em," Fiore said solemnly, looking over his shoulder at her. "Or Leo. Leo don' li' bunnies."

"Oh, I do too," Leo said huffily, dumping a bucket of water over Fiore's head and making him squeak. The girl grinned and picked a snail out of the boy's hair, chucking it like a baseball back out to sea. "I don't like all the presents they leave everywhere."

"They don' leave pe-sents," Fio said with a small frown. "They poo."



Jesse laughed and flopped back to the towel.

"How thoughtful of you."

Silas looked to Leo, sitting up and glaring.

"Be ni'e," he warned.



"I aim to please," Nati said dryly, opening the small cooler by her head and pulling out a beer. "Want one? I stole 'em from work, so it's not the store-bought s**t."

Leo arched a brow and her tail lashed.

"He's my brother," she said plainly. "I'm bigger."

"Is," Fio said, nodding hard and raising his arms above his head. "She's li'...this big."

"And I love my Fio, don't I, you lil' sonuvabitch?"

Leo scooped Fio up in her arms and squeezed him, making the boy giggle before tossing him - gently - into the surf.

"AGAIN!"



"Oh, Hell yeah," Jesse laughed, holding his hand out.

Silas frowned, face twisting and eyes welling with tears.

"DADAAAAAA!"

"Oh, Christ. WHAT, SY?!"

"LEE-YO SAID A BAD WOOOOORD."

"...SY. DON'T BE A TATTLE."

"BUT DADDYYYYY!"

"...oh, good Christ."



Nati yawned and passed Jesse a beer, twisting the cap off her own with her teeth.

"Leo!"

"What?"

"What'd you say?"

"I didn't ********' say nothin'! Ain't my goddamn fault he don't like swear words!"

"Clean it up, you're around corruptibles."

Fiore, shuffling around in the water indecisively, cleared his throat.

"Scooz me,"


"I didn't say nothin'-"

"Scooz me-"

"Yeah, I bet not-"

"SCOOZ ME!"

Leo turned to her little brother.

"What?"

Fio cleared his throat again and blushed faintly.

"Heck," he said, looking aghast at his own daring.



Silas, bursting into tears, stood and ran to his father collapsing against is chest. Jesse rolled his eyes and wrapped an arm around the toddler, sipping the beer. Sy lived around constantly-spewing "******** and "s**t"s and "damn"s. There had to be another reason. The man shook his head and looked to Nati.

"Thanks, Howie's booze ain't so goo--ohgod."

Never before had he seen such an innocent 'corruptable'. Heck? Seriously. Adorable.

Both he and his child began to laugh. They had the same smile.



Looking relieved that his tactic had worked, Fiore skipped over to Jesse and Silas. Skipped.

Nati groaned, shook her head and took a deep swig of her beer.

"Boy's gonna get the fairydust beaten outta him one of these days," she muttered, regretfully.

"I found you a sta'fizz," Fio said, holding the creature out to Nati expectantly. "I founds it."

Nati looked at the starfish, unimpressed, then back at Fio. The boy looked so radiantly happy with the gift he was giving his mommy.

"...aah, you little twerp," she sighed, taking the starfish and giving Fio a peck on the cheek. "Go play. Don't get eaten by seagulls."

Fio glowed, then tugged at Sy's hand insistently, trying to drag him back to the water.



Still giggling, Sy stood and followed Fio back to the ocean. All better!

"And you asked me what team I play for?" Jesse snorted.



"Only because I had to be sure," Nati said dryly. "I know full well what Fio's gonna be when he gets old enough. Hell, I was dumb enough to name him 'Flower'. I sealed the boy's fate."

Watching him play in the surf, splashing Leonora and piling little presents of seashells and gull feathers in Sy's hands, Nati took another swig of beer.

"I was not meant to have children. How the hell'd I get stuck with two of the little creatures."



Jesse shrugged, taking a long swig of beer.

"Neither was I," he said easily, "but lookit us now."

Sy giggled, accepting the presents happily.

"Remind me to get those feather from him later. ********' gulls. Diseased bastards."



Nati finished off her beer and toyed with the bottle, running her finger along the inside rim and sucking the droplets off. Yeah, look at her now. Saddled with two kids and pining after a complete b*****d. Ugh.

"Hmn? Oh, yeah. Beach-pigeons," she said belatedly. "Just shoot 'em with a pellet gun. Fifty points if you get 'em through the eye, y'know."

She laughed at herself, chucking the bottle into the sand by the cooler and getting a fresh beer.

" 'Course Leo hates it when I kill things, dunno why. S'all meat, and she never bitches when we have burgers'n s**t like that."

"Leooooo~"

"What?"

"Lookit!"

A dead jellyfish had washed up on the sand. It looked like a sad, greenish-blue blob, and it was almost begging to be poked with a stick.

"Th' o-zan sneezed. It's o-zan booger."



Silas giggled.

"No! Is...dellyfith."

Jesse sighed.

"Some people're just more compassionate when they SEE things die." His head rolled to Nati then and he gave her that wide-eyed, knowing look.

"Boyfriend problems?"



Fiore looked utterly confused.

"O-zen sneeze out peenah butter'n jelelly?"

He looked around expectantly for a peanut butter fish.


Leo just sighed, and poked at the dead thing with the cheap plastic shovel that had come with the cheap plastic bucket currently being swept out to sea.

"Bet it's poisonous..."

Nati grunted and took a long swig of beer.

"That pathetically obvious, huh?" she drawled, looking disgusted with herself. "I hate the b*****d."

She sighed before she could stop herself, and took another drink.

"On occasion. I hate him on occasion."



"I gueth sos," Sy nodded. Hey, it made sense to him! He then turned to Leo, "Dey is. Is sqwishy, but 'ting bad." It sounded like he had found out the hard way...

"Yeah," Jesse said, giving a weak half-smile, "Wish I could say I knew the feeling." Oh, Danica, he had always loved you.



Leo grinned like a devil and waded after the bucket, returning and shoveling the dead creature into it.

"Grand. I gotta boy at school keeps pullin' my ears," she said, scooping tentacles into the bucket. "This'll fix 'im."

Fiore, who had no concept of revenge or week-long school suspension for attack with dangerous dead animals, continued looking for peanut butter fish. Darn it, he was getting hungry, and the ocean had better sneeze him out a breadfish soon as well.

"Yeah. I need someone to be bitter with me," Nati said dully. "God, I pity me."



Sy blinked.

"No, not fix. Hu'ht."

Back on the towel, Jesse sighed.

"Oh, I know bitter. I know bitter well. Just not at significant others."



Leo's ears set flat against her skull and she sighed. Boys. They never understood.

"That's the point, ain't it?" she said. "Splat, right in th' face! It'll get 'im good."

Nati emptied half her beer bottle, wiping her lips with the back of her hand.

"Significant other," she said, drawing out the words. "He uses me as a quick ******** and I let him, the b*****d. But I always think he's gonna stay, y'know?"

She sighed, tousling her hair harshly and pulling at it in sudden aggravation.

"Take my advice, never fight'n ********. It doesn't lead to anything aside from pure utter melodrama."

She downed the rest of her beer and threw herself back on her towel, staring resentfully at the sky.



Silas raised a hand to his mouth, giving a scandalized gasp. Oh no! Causing pain on purpose!

Jesse nodded.

"One day, you'll find a real good man. Can't introduce you t'any...but some day..." Oh, and how he would have loved dating this girl, had her boyfriend not been in the picture...before Evie of course.



Leo gave a cackle of laughter like a hyena, raising bucket and shovel to the sky in malicious victory. And then dropped the bucket on her head.

The jellyfish came out.

"CRAPINNAHATONAPITAINJULY."

Fiore watched his sister throw herself into the ocean yelping like a scalded puppy and sighed.

"I lo' my Leo," he said with the air of a tolerant parent. "But sometime she too silly."


Nati snorted, and with a grin leaned over and gave Jesse a kiss on the cheek.

"You're sweet. I think I'll keep you," she said. "Now be a dear and scrape the jellyfish off my sister's head."

"NATIIII I DID SOMETHING STUPIIIIIID-"

"Well ain't that just the news of the day."



Jesse snorted.

"Not my kid." And he sipped his beer.

"O'no!" Sy yelped, looking horrified, "Lee-yo!"



"Can't believe I'm related to her," Nati said, ears laying flat against her skull in irritation. Leo was making a fantastic racket, and finally emerged spluttering and coughing from the water. She walked woodenly onto shore, her expression traumatized.

"Leo?" Fiore asked timidly.

Leonora blinked, then shook herself. Water sprayed all over the place.

"That. Was. AWESOME."

Nati ********' brain damaged little runt."

"Did you SEE? It, it was on my face, and then, then I was all like AHH FACEMELT, but then it was like shlllrk and it just melted off my face, but not like facemelt, it just kinda went and dissolved and I never wanna do that again ever."

Fiore sighed with relief, and resumed digging around for seashells.

"She fine. Dun worry."



Sy blinked.

"Oh! Otay." And he joined Fio inhis search, digging up a little blue shell that spit out a little brown tongue.

"Fo! Parr-wink'l make face at me!"

Jesse snorted.

"Pour some vodka on it. It stops the burning. Tastes pretty good too."



Fiore gasped. How rude!

"Not ver' nice," he scolded. "Mean parr-win..wih...wibble. Parr-wibble."


Leo hadn't heard the advice, seeing as she'd already dived back into the water in search of more jellyfish - or perhaps to wash the remains of the first one out of her hair. Nati sighed and rolled her eyes in an all-knowing older sisterly sort of way.

"Don't bother, she likes getting hurt. She thinks it means street cred or something," she said boredly. "Probably 'cause I come home beat up all the time."

She snorted derisively.

"Eh, monkey see, monkey emulate and get its paw chopped off for stupid tourists."



Sy frowned at the little tail, wiggling his finger...and one of its tentacles went back in! Oh my! This was a strange shell-creature!

"Woooow."

Jesse just laughed, shaking his head. He finished his booze and put the bottle in the sand.

"I'm just glad Sy isn't choppin' his own fingers off."



"Slimy," Fiore said, wrinkling his nose. "Ick."

"Just you wait," Nati said dryly. "He'll be grown up and pulling stupid stunts like skateboarding off the roof in no time. What's a lost finger when you have all those convenient bones to break in your body?"



"Nuh-uh!" Sy said heatedly, defending the little creature, "...well...otay. But keep oshun clean!" That was what Dada said, right? They eat the icky green stuff?


Fiore frowned, looking at the little creature.

"O-zan bigger," he said doubtfully. "How s'posed t'keep clean?"

Really. What a pointless little creature. Sure, Sy liked it and that was all well and good, but come on. It was a little brown turdy-creature. Fio would have bet good money - well, alright, some animal crackers and an apple juice - that this parr-wibble or whatever it was couldn't so much as to an interesting trick.

"Make it ro' over, p'ease," he said politely.



Sy looked down at the little thing and put it in his palm. It rolled back into its shell and he flicked it across his hand.

"There. Ro'."



Fiore cheered and actually started clapping.

"Yaaaaaaay!"

Oh yes. Very easily amused, Fiore was.



Sy then pointed at the little upturned thing.

"'tay!"

And it didn't move.

"Good parr-winkl!"



Utterly amazing. Incredible, even. Fiore had never seen such a good performer, and he watched television.

"Speak!" he bubbled, wanting a turn. Logically there was no response. "Umm...p'ease?"

Silence.

"Heck."



After a moment, though, the periwinkle emerged from its shell and rolled over, blowing tiny bubbles in the little pool of water in Sy's palm.

"...is that count?"



Fiore sighed. And he'd been so certain the creature would have had such a lovely singing voice.

"Better'n noofin'," he said regretfully. "...hee hee. Bubbly."

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bobaTJ

PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:49 pm


14. A New Life Beginning

Jesse stood outside Evie's house, fidgeting and knocking lightly. He'd taken the time to shower and shave in a campground's restroom, and he cold only hope he looked satisfactory.

One always had to look nice for one's woman.

Silas stood beside his father, holding his hand with a thornless rose clutched in the other tiny fist. He'd grown to like Miss Evie. He really had.


The door sprang open quite quickly. Perhaps Evie had been sitting in wait? Evie smiled at both men, giving Jesse a little squeeze before leaning down to hug Sy gently.

"Thanks for coming to see me."

Jesse gave that odd, sweet smile of his and Sy giggled, wrapping hs arms around Miss Evie's neck for a moment.

"I bo'ot you a fowa!"

"Any time," Jesse smiled. Ah, love.It made you do strange things. Like buy a polo shirt.


Evie scooped Sy up, grinning at him. "Well, thank you for the flower! I think that I just happened to pull some cookies out of the oven. Do you know anyone who likes chocolate chip cookies, Sy?"

She reached out one hand and gave Jesse's arm a little squeeze and a grin. "Nice shirt."

Jesse colored slightly and laughed.

"Uh...thanks."

Silas, however, looked to be in awe. His hands flew over his mouth, pink eyes going wide.

"Miss Ebie, Miss Ebie!" he said, practically bouncing, "Miss Ebie, I like tockolat cookie!"


Evie gasped. "Awesome! Because I have a bunch in there that I need help eating." My God, this little boy was precious. She stepped back inside the house with her little stolen bundle of Sy, waiting for Jesse to follow. The whole house smelled of cookies, with a hint of lemon as well.

Jesse stepped in and inhaled the sweet scents. Oh, yes.

"You treat us so well..."


Giggling, Evie lead them into the little kitchen, past the sleeping Horatio who was on the couch. There was a plate of Chocolate chip cookies on the table, and Evie put Sy down in the chair so she could go to the fridge.

"Oh, I enjoy it. Would you guys like lemonade or milk?"

Sy bounced happily and leaned over, taking a cookie and nibbling. Mmm. Nummy.

"Miwk!" he said, mouth full. Jesse just snorted.

"Lemonade for me, please."

Sy made a face. Ew. Sour.


Evie laughed at him, pouring a little glass full of milk and setting it on the table before getting a glass of lemonade for Jesse.

"Here you are... And to find a vase for Sy's flower..."

Jesse took the glass and smiled, following Evie as she wandered. Pretty lady, pretty hair, pretty neck.

She wandered over to the counter, climbing up on it before retrieving a little vase from the upper cabinets. She hopped back down carefully, turning around and smiling at Jesse.

"Is it good? I made it earlier this morning." She asked, nodding to the juice as she added some water to her vase.

Jesse wrapped an arm around Evie, far enough from anything inappropriate to be even vaguely friendly. He smiled and kissed the top of her ear.

"It is."

Sy, cookie in mouth, slid out of his chair and toddled over to his napping fuzzy. He waited there, sanding, watching, nibbling.


A slow smile moved over Evie's face and she leaned against Jesse lightly, looking up. Mmmm, Jesse.

"Good." Was all she could really think to say, blushing lightly. Awwww.

The fuzzy in question kicked his leg a few more times, snoring.

"Hor-a-sho," Sy said, prodding at the Fuzzy's belly, "Hor-a-sho. Wake up."

Jesse just smiled, swaying slightly, and put his glass down to hold Evie with both arms. No words, just loves.


The fuzzy snorted, opening one eye. "Hnn? Hnnn?! Syyyyyy!" Ah, and a very happy Jivvin tumbled down off of the couch, tail waggling a mile a minute. Wheeee!

Oh, God yes. She'd missed this sort of thing. Sighing, Evie wrapped her arms around Jesse, leaning against his chest. She smiled, eyes closed.

Silas giggled, teeth covered in chocolate.

"Hi, Hor-a-sho!"

Jesse closed his eyes too, resting his head atop Evie's hair for a moment before leaning down to kiss it. Beautiful woman, beautiful person.


"Ooooh! Sy! I got a ball, so we can play, and you can see the fishes Evie has, and and and I'm glad to see you!" Ah, happy fuzzy!

Evie hummed slightly, rocking against him. Hmmm, nice, strong man. How nice.

"Otay!" Sy nodded, trying to lift Horatio from the floor, finding he couldn't, and resolving to get some more cookies, "One minnit."

Jesse gave another little headkiss and half-grinned, whispering to Evie out of nowhere.

"You're beautiful."


"Kay!" Horatio hummed, looking for his ball. Yaaaaay~

Evie smiled up at him, eyes fluttering open. She reached up and gently rested her hand on his cheek. "Thank you."

After grabbing the full plate, Silas toddled after Horatio. Hm! Ball-hunting mission!

Jesse's smile grew a bit, and his neck moved slightly, face lowered...

Oh my! What was he planning?!


Horatio flopped on his belly and pawed under the TV stand, pulling out his ball. He looked over at the humans, momentarily wondering why they were so close, and then headed for a small room. "Can play here or outsides." He told him.

Evie just looked up at him, calm as anything. Whatever he did would be fine.

"Ou'side," Sy nodded, "Dada wan' be 'lones." He knew this, because every time Butchy and a girl were that close, he'd yell 'HEY YOU GO AWAY GET THE HELL OUT OF MY TENT OH GOD'.

Jesse leaned in further, kissing Evie's upper lip hesitantly, waiting a moment for a reaction, before kissing her full-on, gently and lovingly.

Yay, first kiss!


"Kay." Horatio dropped the ball by the door and hopped on his back feet, opening it up the door. He grabbed the ball again, flouncing out into the fenced yard. A white picket fence, for Christ sakes.

Eyes closing again, one of Evie's hands moved up to fluff at his hair as she softly kissed back. God, she'd missed this....

Sy followed, staring at the fence. Hm! What was this?!

Jesse again began to sway, one of his hands moving to Evie's back. Oh, Christ, it'd been years...so many years...


"Like fence?" Horatio asked, tail wagging. "Have pond too!"

Evie smiled as they swayed, touching his cheek lightly. She hummed quietly. Ah, yes...

"Fenss," Sy said, tilting his head, "Is pretty." As for the pond? Ponds were water. He knew water. He could go without water.

Jesse pulled away, opened his eyes, closed them again, gave Evie a very brief, final kiss, and then pulled away for good, smiling down at her.


"Keeps us in. Keeps others out! Not squirrels though." Horatio flopped down in the grass, rolling on his back. Whee!

Evie smiled, stroking his cheek. She let out a little sigh after a moment, leaning up on tiptoes to kiss his cheek. "My..." She laughed slightly.

"Oh," Sy nodded, "Otay!" He lunged into the grass with Horatio then, wriggling about. Yay! Fuzzy knew how to have fun!

Jesse chuckled slightly and blushed.

"Quite."


Horatio laughed, feet kicking in the air before rolling over to Sy. "Grass nice!"

Evie smiled, petting his cheek. Well, s**t. Jesse had passed all her expectations. They'd went on dates, he'd never made an inapropriate pass at her... It looked like he'd be staying around. Which meant that he needed to know a few things about her.

"Come sit down with me."

Sy giggled, reaching out to snuggle Horatio.

"Grass nice than sand!"

Jesse nodded. His grin turned to a simple smile. Sitting down meant something serious. He waited for Evie to sit before joining her.


Horatio snuggled back. "Sand gritty! Grass prikly."

Evie sat carefully, hands folded in her lap. "This will, undoubtedly, sound a little crazy. But what is your plan for the future. Do you want more children?"

Sy nodded.

"Prikly," he said, nodding seriously.

Jesse blinked. Wait a second. They hadn't ever...was there someone else? Nonono, best to not jump to conclusions.

"Well, I mean...yeah, I guess. I like kids."


Horatio flopped on Sy. "Sy squishy."

And Evie just smiled. "I don't think it would be fair for me to string you out. If you want children, then it would be best if you found another woman. I'm sterile."

"Hor-a-sho squishy too," Sy smiled, "...play now?"

Jesse's eyes got wide and apparently nervous for a moment, until the last bit sank in. His brows furrowed and his mouth screwed over to one side. He placed one of his hands over Evie's, squeezing lightly.

"No, Evie," he said, smile slowly returning, "I love you. No matter what." Oh, God...was it too early?!


"Play now!" Horatio beamed, bouncing up and going for the ball.

Evie's face twitched slightly, blinking fast. She leaned forward, free arm wrapping around his neck and face resting against his chest. Oh, God. He wasn't running, or calling her names...

"...I love you too, Jess."

Sy giggled, standing and waiting, arms out to receive the ball.

Jesse wrapped his arms around the woman, kissing the top of her head gently.

"I'm glad. I'm so glad," he whispered. His heart was tingling and alight.

...he was in mutual love again.


Horatio dropped the ball, kicking it over to Sy. He laughed, chasing his tail.

Humming, Evie caressed his hair. "It's nice... Feeling this way. I've been lonely, expecially until Horatio turned up."

Sy pickde the ball up and tossed it in the air, arcing it at Horatio.

Jesse head-kissed again and rubbed Evie's back.

"...Sy and I could...I mean...if you wanted us to...we would gladly come keep you company twenty-four seven."


Horatio raced back, jumping up in the air to catch the ball. Yaaaaaaaay! He giggled around it, racing in circles around Sy before tossing it back.

Evie looked up at him, eyes slightly wet. "You.. Would?" Oh, God... To live with someone she loved with a child and a dog behind a little white picket fence....

Sy giggled and tried to catch the ball, failed, and picked it up from the ground.

"Catch this!" he dares, tossing the ball almost straight into the air and stepping back, squinting as it passed the sun.

Oh noes! Tears! Jesse chuckled softly and placed a hand on Evie's jaw, caressing her cheek with his thumb.

"Mmhm."


Horatio waited. And waited. Then, aha! Ball was spotted! He jumped in the air to catch it, missed, and got whacked on the nose. He yelped slightly, shaking his head and snuffling. "Sun hurt eyes."

Evie hummed slightly, leaning against his hand. "I'd like that. We could move some things around and turn the little office into a room for Sy...."

Awwww. Sy rushed to Horatio, petting the fuzzy's face to try and make the pain go away. Oh no!

"I sorry."

"That sounds great," Jesse nodded, "I don't mind the couch." Oh my...he was moving in with someone the boys were NOT going to be happy...


"Is okees. Good frow!" Horatio nuzzled, pain forgotten. Yay!

"Just for a while." Ah, and Evie turned colors! "I'm.. Not, you know, a loose woman by any standards. But..."

Sy giggled.

"Okay!"

And Jesse blushed too. Oh my!

"Oh, no. Even if we were sleeping in the same bed, I wouldn't ask...that from you. Things just...happen when they happen. And anyway, I miss having someone to hold..." What a moosh!


Horatio carefully picked the ball up and tossed it back at Sy. He looked up to the house.

"Evie likes Jesse. An' Sy."

Laughing, Evie stroked his cheek.

"Being held sounds nice."

"Good!" Sy nodded, "Sy like Evie!" He tossed th ball back, eying he house. Were they outside? Nooo. Hm!

Jesse's smile grew. He kicked off his boots and laid back against to arm of the couch, kicking his feet up, and pulling Evie up with him.

"Then held you'll be."


"And Horatio like Sy!" Horatio caught the ball, moving around Sy happily and rubbing against him like a cat.

Evie made a little noise, smiling and resting against him. Her eyes closed and she let out a long low hum. Ah...

Sy laughed.

"Good! Sy like Hor-a-sho!"

Jesse closed his eyes ad let his head hit the arm, one of his hands caressing Evie's stomach, again comfortably far from anything inappropriate. Ah, a real woman. How nice!


Horatio licked at Sy's ear, nuzzling his neck. Oh, what was that he saw out of the corner of his eye? A squirrel? How delightful! "SQUIRREL." Horatio called, dashing for it. Whee!

Evie hummed again, stroking his cheek and nuzzling against him. This was nice...

Silas was knocked to the ground and laughed, standing and giggling as he wiped the grass from his behind.

"Fuddy!"

Why, yes. Yes it was.
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