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 Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:55 pm
-Enters into the porn industry-
If January owned all other months (especially April stare ) and had the most superior people born in it.
Xum, "Fergalicious" is a song. Go check it out or something. Though, I'm not sure you'd like it.)
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:13 pm
I guess it's time to learn how to make fries.
Your pet dog just died.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:03 am
"Wait, I had a dog?"
(Kidding about the January thing. I don't want to see you making fries ;(( )
If we all didn't have the Internet. (Next post goes with this scenario)
There, fixed. Sorry I forgot my own rules.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:25 pm
(You need to pose a situation.)
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:50 pm
My dog died? Oh well...I'll get a new one.
Good thing burger kind started to arrange an assasination of the burger king.
1/2 strike: Friday, 13 April 2007
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:16 am
Sanee "Wait, I had a dog?" (Kidding about the January thing. I don't want to see you making fries ;(( ) If we all didn't have the Internet. (Next post goes with this scenario)There, fixed. Sorry I forgot my own rules.
You dreamt of being a catcher in a field of rye.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:21 pm
"...Wait, what?"
If you fail so many classes that you have to make up the grade you're in.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:24 pm
"OH DEAR LORD, I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MR. SMELLMAN HELLMAN SHELLMAN. I THOUGHT I WAS FINALLY FREEEEEEEE OF THIS HEEELLLLLLL."
Xumbra shows you his enormous p***s.
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:56 am
Alriiiight. I get to see—wait...
Xumbra shows you his enormous p***s.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:24 pm
Buttsecks again?! We just finished cleaning up! ... Have you been taking Viagra?
There is a giant pink elephant in the room (and it isn't for the new Homosexual Republican Party that's forming).
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:48 pm
"Clean up on Aisle Three!" D:
Your bed begins talking to you.
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:16 pm
"Hm. This would be an interesting bed to have sex on.."
You managed to get your hands on the best poptart that's ever existed, and a ninja flies through your window and steals it just as you're about to take a bite. ninja
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:02 pm
Wait. There are no windows in this room. Son of a b***h!
There is a war between fetuses and humans.
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:45 pm
Stupid fetus! Die already!
Chocolate was offically an illegal drug.
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