Amazing Al
Oh yes! I can see it now. A first gaian date. The girl waits shivering in her brand new prom dress on the kerb for her mysetery date. Her strappy shoes are too tight and she's really beginning to notice them digging into her heels. Perhaps she should just give up and go home... But, suddenly, a car appears in the orangy glow of the street-lamps. Could it be her mystery date? A man steps out of the car. She sees a polished black shoe, a yellow trouser leg, a yellow jacket and finally a handsome face. She looks into his eyes and knows it will be alright. "Sorry I'm late, babe, I kept getting distracted by my new suit. Gee, this chedder sure is DIVINE!"
(I hate people who call you 'babe' when they don't even know you
stare )
Yeah.
xd Cheese suits would be awesome! But I bet it`d go rancid after awhile.
confused Then he`ll be The Stinky Cheese Man!
xd I used to love that book as a child.
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