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emily swashbuckle Captain
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 Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:17 pm
[SomePersonYouDontKnow] I can see it now! xd Tourist 1: "Ooh! Is that an authentic picket fence?" Tour Guide: (thinking: "Why, oh why didn't I keep my job selling hot dogs?") *sigh* "Yes, that's a picket fence. Now can we get on with the tour already?" Tourist 2: "No! We need souvenirs first!" *rips off the fence* Tourist 1: "Now that's what I call a souvenir!" Lady: "Hey, get back here with my fence, you stupid tourists!" Tour Guide (to herself): "They don't pay me enough to do this job." Tourist 1: "Ooh, look at that lawn!" Tourist 2: "Is that an antique pink flamingo there?" Tourist 1: "Yeah, it'll make a great souvenir!" *runs to the lawn* Tourist 2: *folllows T1* Tour Guide: "Hey, get back here!" Old Man: "GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU CRAZY TOURISTS!" The End! xd
T1: Hey! Is that a real hooker?!
TG: ... Yes... -_-
T1: Oh excellent! *Knocks her out and throws her over his shoulder*
TG: The ********: Ooh! Souvenirs! Hey, look, guys, a druggie! O_O *Picks him up*
T3: Wow! A hobo! A REAL LIVE HOBO! *Stuffs him in his bag*
Satah: Yeah, can you guys get off of my sidewalk now? I can't aim rocks properly at the neighbours.
T4: OH MY GAWD! A CANADIAN TEENAGER! LET'S GET HER!
Satah: I-- What?! No! Ahh! What the hell! HELLP! HEEEEELP! ;_________; *Starts beating them with a llama*
TG: ... *Slinks off to a near-by bar* <__< Holy hell...
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:30 pm
There's nothing in my area worth the time of tourists. Unless you want to count the mall. XD
To tell you the truth, I really don't travel, dispite the fact that I have the kangaroo express. sad Farthest I've ever gone is Utah to visit my aunt.
And when you think about it, I'm sure we've all been a tourist at one point in our lives. Right? Going sight seeing somewhere? To a new mall? To the amusement park?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:59 pm
Satah! That was bloody awsome!
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:13 pm
kurokitsume Satah! That was bloody awsome!
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:14 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:15 pm
Every country hates there tourists.
But I"m a cool tourist when I go places- I don't ask questions or anything.
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enshokukitsune Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:04 am
[Travo!] Every country hates there tourists. But I"m a cool tourist when I go places- I don't ask questions or anything. That's what I tend to do too. xd Though one time we were going to see this boat thing, and we had to stop in boston to ask some guys with funny accents where the hell we were. xd They were nice. Doood, Satah, it's like that in DC, except they're more like "OMGDINOBONES! Let's take some! O__O"
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:41 pm
xd Wanting to take something back is what tourists do best! *is reminded of an episode of Invader Zim where a Hobo stole a dude eating lunch at a diner bar*
O_O He was slowly walking out the door when he suddenly turned and grabbed the guy and ran! It was so random, it was hilarious!
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:59 pm
Kangaroo S.T.U. xd Wanting to take something back is what tourists do best! *is reminded of an episode of Invader Zim where a Hobo stole a dude eating lunch at a diner bar* O_O He was slowly walking out the door when he suddenly turned and grabbed the guy and ran! It was so random, it was hilarious! Invader Zim! xd My favorite part of Invader Zim is Gir! "I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom..." [insert lots of dooms here] "...doom! The End!" xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:00 pm
Kangaroo S.T.U. xd Wanting to take something back is what tourists do best! *is reminded of an episode of Invader Zim where a Hobo stole a dude eating lunch at a diner bar* O_O He was slowly walking out the door when he suddenly turned and grabbed the guy and ran! It was so random, it was hilarious!
o___O WHOO DINO! xD;
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:59 am
I LIVE ON MAUI
...I win, suckas...
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:12 am
Kangaroo S.T.U. And when you think about it, I'm sure we've all been a tourist at one point in our lives. Right? Going sight seeing somewhere? To a new mall? To the amusement park? Yeah, but there's tourists, and then there's... tourists...
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:00 am
Candy Ipo I LIVE ON MAUI...I win, suckas...
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:14 am
angryfisheatenbycat Kangaroo S.T.U. And when you think about it, I'm sure we've all been a tourist at one point in our lives. Right? Going sight seeing somewhere? To a new mall? To the amusement park? Yeah, but there's tourists, and then there's... tourists... The one's with all the cameras dangling from their neck in the shorts and sandles? That's what I always pictured the stereotypical "tourist" as looking like.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:11 pm
Kangaroo S.T.U. angryfisheatenbycat Kangaroo S.T.U. And when you think about it, I'm sure we've all been a tourist at one point in our lives. Right? Going sight seeing somewhere? To a new mall? To the amusement park? Yeah, but there's tourists, and then there's... tourists... The one's with all the cameras dangling from their neck in the shorts and sandles? That's what I always pictured the stereotypical "tourist" as looking like. *snickers* From the western societies, yeah, but we get alot of people from japan, korea, china, asia, france, etc, so there's alot more variety. I quite like watching the groups, taking so much interest in, "omg a statue!" xd
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