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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:32 pm
"Wait!" Taji squeaked, immediately scrambling after the stone after Zee threw it aside. This street was one of the clean ones, unfortunately -- there were never any interesting clumps of grass growing between the cracks of the sidewalk to pick at, or puddles of mud to stamp in, or patches of bare dirt to dig in. Neither were there stones just randomly lying willy-nilly about; this one she had to import from her mother's own rock garden.
It took her a moment but finally she located it in a patch of pansies, crushing and muddifying a few of the flower heads. Touching her thumb to her tongue, she very delicately tried to wipe some of the encruing dirt from their faces before pocketing the stone and returning to Uziri and their dinosaur conversation.
"We can keep it in the garage, if you have one, or else the backyard," Taji suggested, eager to appear helpful and maybe even a little wise to this girl of Knowing Many Neat Things. "An' it can.. help tip the cows."
It didn't seem like a bad thing, this cow-tipping. Wasn't it uncomfortable to sleep standing up on one's feet anyway? Rolling them over onto their sides was probably a favor they appreciated! Giraffes too. "As long as they don't roll down a hill an'.. run over people on the way." She nodded.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:56 am
"Oh. Sorry," Zee said without regret. Taking notice of the flowers she took a few for herself, sticking them in her hair at random. After a moment's consideration she dragged her fingertips across a lovely stagnant mud puddle and streaked a bit down the bridge of her nose.
"An' it can eat people," she said, smiling. "Tha'd be funny. But not cows. Tha'd be sad..."
She nibbled her lip, imagining the horror of a Rolling Cow of Death.
"I 'unno. Tha'd be funny too," she said.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:27 pm
Taji watched Zee out of the corners of her eyes, taught that it was impolite to stare but simply unable to look away. She was getting herself dirty and on purpose! Plus she was picking other people's flowers! If Taji's mother knew about this, she would...
Then again, she wasn't actually here. Still determined to learn as much from Zee as she could, the star spirit crouched down and pulled a whole clump of pansy flowers from the dirt bed and very carefully arranged it onto the top of her head, crumbs of dirt spilling into her hair and onto her shoulders. She looked like a very unflattering flower pot when she had finished. There, she beamed at the other girl, they were FLOWER FRIENDS.
"Eat people?" She echoed worriedly, not liking the sound of that at all. Cows were -- well, as long as cows were safe, that was good too, but... "M-maybe only lawyers? I seen on TV that they be bad people." Even this made her feel vaguely guilty though, to sentence people she had never met to be eaten by a pet dinosaur that didn't exist. ...Oh well!
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:09 pm
Uziri nodded in approval.
"You look like you got flowers growing from your head," she said. "You should make your hair all purple. Iss pretty."
Picking another pansy and wondering vaguely if they tasted like dandelions, she nearly put it in her mouth to sample before deciding it would be put to better use in her hair. She considered Taji's question as she twined the stem in a tangled thatch of hair.
"People get eated all th' time," she said comfortingly. "Dinosaurs gotta eat too, anyways. And if he ate people, he wouldn't have to eat cows!"
Uziri found the logic infallible. Dead people instantly meant live cows. It all evened out.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:37 pm
"Ok!" Taji agreed congenially, pulling strands of hair away from her face and looking them over critically. Purple hair. Purple hair? Hunh. She would have to ask her mother about this -- she didn't know anyone with purple hair yet herself, but that would just mean that she'd be the only one!
Thankfully she had enough sense to not to continue to mimic Uziri's actions after seeing the other girl's reaction to eating the pansy. She only arranged her own dirty crown of pansies some more, making sure that every part of her head was equally dusty and covered by flowers when she was finished.
"I guess so," she admitted, thinking about the logic of this as she played with her own hair, "S'like... The Lion King. The Circle of Life! Dinosaurs gotta eat too, or else they would die, and that would be no better." This made her feel much better, and the uneasiness faded from her expression. "Tho', maybe if we fed him hamburgers, he wouldn't hafta eat people either."
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:42 pm
Glancing around for a dandelion, stomach grumbling - really, Da didn't know what he was talking about, dandelions were delicious - Zee gave a sigh and abandoned her quest for a snack, instead trying to copy Taji's head-flower arrangement.
"Right," she said agreeably, nodding. At last, someone else who shared the logic! "Hmm...that'd be a lot of hamburgers, though. I bet their families would get sad..."
The thought of weeping families of hamburgers, stomping the ground and throwing back their manes in anguish...if they DID have manes, Zee had never seen a hamburger before and so was rather unsure...really was rather sad.
"Maybe we could teach him t'eat garbage. Like a goat. Tha'd be better fer ever'one."
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:26 pm
"Hamburgers have families?" She guessed this made sense -- her mother grew things in the garden that they sometimes pulled up and ate in salads, so it stood to reason that all the hamburgers that grew on one hamburger tree were siblings of a sort.
"I don't think they feel," she said waveringly, now beginning to feel bad even for carrots, which were disgusting when cooked. "They don't say anything when we eat them... Do they?"
But garbage! That was tons better. "There's tons of garbage everywhere so he'd never go hungry. Then everybody would love him! Instead of having to take the garbage out--" a chore her brothers always loathed, and often tried to bribe one of the maids to do it for them, "--They just toss it into his dinner dish. And then," she added, the idea striking her, "In the summer, his water dish can be like a pool."
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:00 pm
"They's meat, ain't they?" Zee countered, chewing on her fingers again worriedly. "Maybe they don't say nothin' 'cause they's gettin' ready to launch like a big...big attack on us in rur-vinge."
The thought of their meals launching vendetta-fueled suicide attacks worried Uziri. Now that she thought on it, she was probably a mass murderer in the eyes of chickens, the way she ate them.
Putting the disturbing thought out of her mind, Zee nodded absently.
"And we could get him a lady-dinosaur. And they could get married and have moo-tant kids!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:12 pm
"Meat?" What did that have to do with anything? As far as Taji was concerned, food should have been grouped according to colors instead -- the chewy stuff, meat, in various shades of brown that went on hamburgers or served as the primary course; the icky green stuff, vegetables, that ALWAYS tasted gross; the yellow and red things, fruit, that were ok to eat most of the time, and everything ELSE was candy and candy was awesome.
Rur-vinge, admittedly, did not seem like a welcoming prospect though. Especially because she liked hamburgers, with cheese and pickles...
Shaking her head clear of the off-topic thoughts, Taji blinked at Uziri and grinned at the thought of moo-tant dinosaur children. "And then they can take trips to the moon and get a-duck-ted too!"
She glanced down at the chalk at her feet then, rubbing the back of her neck with dirty fingers. She felt as if she were forgetting something, something important...
Oh! "Oh, I have to go soon, I told my mum I'd only be out for an hour..." Taji half-whined, hopping from one foot to the other. "She is probably looking for me. But!" She turned and pointed down the street. "My house is down that way, you cross two streets and then turn to the left, an' it has a flamingo on the lawn, I made it myself and I put it there." She beamed proudly at the thought. "You can come visit me sometime, and then we can go to the moon someday!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:43 pm
"Yuh, meat," Zee said seriously. "It's like. Body-stuff. That leaks when you fall down an scrape yerself'n stuff."
Glowing (somewhat literally) at the thought of sweet little baby mutant dinosaurs, she gave a wistful sigh and nodded. They would absolutely make perfect non-diabolical pets to do all their highly diabolical bidding. After a beat, her daydreams were interrupted by Taji's words and she sighed.
"Aw...okay," she said. "I'll 'member. I'll visit."
Even though she had absolutely no idea what a flamingo was. Still. Details.
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