Streamjumper
Yes, so hold onto it tightly.
I also hear that stuffing basil, sage, thyme, and rosemary in your pockets will keep werewolves, demons, rabid monkeys, and La Chupacabra at bay.
You might want to spritz behind your ears with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
Oh, just to warn you, these people will try to convince you that I'm capable of some really horrible things. I'm not sure what I've done to deserve it, but I beg you to not succumb to the lies and slander.
I also hear that stuffing basil, sage, thyme, and rosemary in your pockets will keep werewolves, demons, rabid monkeys, and La Chupacabra at bay.
You might want to spritz behind your ears with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
Oh, just to warn you, these people will try to convince you that I'm capable of some really horrible things. I'm not sure what I've done to deserve it, but I beg you to not succumb to the lies and slander.
Will do, it just seem like you're looking out for my well being.
*Salutes*
...and why does something smell so tasty? O,O